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any european movie. they generally aren't in english and they make you ruminate on it for days on end. concussion for best picture!
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When McConaughey reunites with his daughter at the end of Interstellar, doesn't he only stay with her for like a minute before walking off or am I remembering that wrong?
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Jan 31, 2016 22:02
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Professor Shark posted:That sucks, that was a movie I was sort of kind of looking forward to watching on Netflix next year I don't read books that much, but I finished The Martian (by Andy Weir) in a day and it was loving amazing. I watched the movie a couple days later and realized the only reason it's any good is because Ridley Scott relied heavily on the writing and didn't do anything that couldn't have been done by even shittier directors. The novel is way more exciting and interesting, and I will goon on about it until the day I die. Marvel movies are all kinda "meh" but I can't understand why everyone loves The Winter Soldier so much. I think it just draws parallels to real life American corruption, and as a dirty foreigner I just can't identify with it. Guardians of the Galaxy was loving hilarious, what the hell is wrong with you people.
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Jan 31, 2016 22:03
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Professor Shark posted:It was super long too, or was a regular length and time dilation or whatever made it seem like 12 hours which make perfect sense because like a black hole, Interstellar sucked
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Jan 31, 2016 22:05
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TwoStepBoog posted:When McConaughey reunites with his daughter at the end of Interstellar, doesn't he only stay with her for like a minute before walking off or am I remembering that wrong?
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Jan 31, 2016 22:08
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TwoStepBoog posted:When McConaughey reunites with his daughter at the end of Interstellar, doesn't he only stay with her for like a minute before walking off or am I remembering that wrong? She sends him away because she's dying and doesn't want him to have to watch her go, plus he's outside her family now and she wants to be with her kids and grandkids Then he chills in the museum for a while with the robot (robots were the best part of the movie) and hops into a stolen ship to go rescue Anne Hathaway, who humanity was apparently just going to leave on the planet she went to Nolan was asked about the ending and apparently said that the wormhole closed, meaning Matt McConaughey hopped into a ship and asphyxiated a few days later, instead of what was 100% obviously intended, that a few months go by from Anne Hathaway's perspective but eventually Coop would arrive to rescue her/ join her/ whatever Some goon in C&D argued for the idea that Coop BELIEVED and that the ending was about HOPE or some poo poo like that, instead of Nolan just not remembering lol
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Jan 31, 2016 22:10
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Oh yeah, Whiplash. I don't get why people love this movie so much. It must have that band geek appeal or something.Professor Shark posted:List of Movies, from Recent to Oldest, that Professor Shark has enjoyed in the last few years:
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Jan 31, 2016 22:12
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Airborne Viking posted:We must like the same things. This is a p. good list. How do you feel about butts? I have passionate opinions on them 
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Jan 31, 2016 22:15
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Professor Shark posted:How do you feel about butts? I have passionate opinions on them hot for teacher indeed 
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Jan 31, 2016 22:19
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yeah professor shark, your list was p. solid and since you also hate interstellar I will now watch the only movie on that list I haven't seen (grand budapest hotel)
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Jan 31, 2016 22:20
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oh and small, tight white girl butts are the best butts
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Jan 31, 2016 22:23
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Professor Shark posted:How do you feel about butts? I have passionate opinions on them 
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Jan 31, 2016 22:24
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Dave Concepcion posted:yeah professor shark, your list was p. solid and since you also hate interstellar I will now watch the only movie on that list I haven't seen (grand budapest hotel) It's disappointing
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Jan 31, 2016 22:25
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Dave Concepcion posted:yeah professor shark, your list was p. solid and since you also hate interstellar I will now watch the only movie on that list I haven't seen (grand budapest hotel) This is a risky one since Wes Anderson is really hit-or-miss with people I liked it a lot, Moonrise Kingdom which he made before GBH was better
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Jan 31, 2016 22:26
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Dave Concepcion posted:oh and small, tight white girl butts are the best butts Gotta be honest in this context it's a little weird to specify white.
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Jan 31, 2016 22:29
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on the overrated angle star wars sucked hard, but on the disappointing front I had way higher personal hopes for Prometheus which was an absolute loving trainwreck
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Jan 31, 2016 22:31
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episode VII was good, idiots
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Jan 31, 2016 22:33
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Airborne Viking posted:I don't read books that much, but I finished The Martian (by Andy Weir) in a day and it was loving amazing. I watched the movie a couple days later and realized the only reason it's any good is because Ridley Scott relied heavily on the writing and didn't do anything that couldn't have been done by even shittier directors. The novel is way more exciting and interesting, and I will goon on about it until the day I die. The book has a unit of measurement called "pirate-ninjas". It's exactly the kind of garbage that people who follow I loving Love Science on Facebook and read XKCD love because it lets them feel like they're smart and know a lot.
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Jan 31, 2016 22:36
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The Hateful Eight sucked and that made me upset because I love Tarantino and Tim Roth.
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symbolic posted:episode VII was good, idiots The Force Awakens was thoroughly average and would be considered pretty forgettable if it wasn't a Star Wars film.
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Jan 31, 2016 22:36
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Considering how high your standards seem to be, I'm surprised any of you even bother to watch movies anymore
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Jan 31, 2016 22:37
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I like Wes Anderson because he made Natalie Portman show her naked white girl butt* but I sure would appreciate it if he would make at least one movie intended for fully functioning adults. *She's not that Jewy so it counts
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khwarezm posted:The Force Awakens was thoroughly average and would be considered pretty forgettable if it wasn't a Star Wars film. also if people didn't keep comparing it favourable to the disastrous prequels; it's the 4th best star wars movie by some distance
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Jan 31, 2016 22:38
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Considering how high your standards seem to be, I'm surprised any of you even bother to watch movies anymore Good lord
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Jan 31, 2016 22:40
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Considering how high your standards seem to be, I'm surprised any of you even bother to watch movies anymore I remember there was an episode of CSI and they questioned some waiter and asked him for an alibi like "What, you went home all night? Didn't go to see a movie or nothin'?" and he replied "I don't watch movies- I attend theatre"
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Jan 31, 2016 22:42
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Ooh lawdy send me just one girl who'd rather rewatch Stalker than some candy fluff horseshit like Moonrise Kingdom, and who doesn't have a severe sexual hangup or morbid depression ~ lawdy I knows it's a lot to ask, surely I knows
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Jan 31, 2016 22:43
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quote:"I don't watch movies- I attend theatre" 
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Professor Shark posted:I remember there was an episode of CSI and they questioned some waiter and asked him for an alibi like "What, you went home all night? Didn't go to see a movie or nothin'?" and he replied "I don't watch movies- I attend theatre" I saw a really good play a couple of times, is good
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Sleeveless posted:The book has a unit of measurement called "pirate-ninjas". It's exactly the kind of garbage that people who follow I loving Love Science on Facebook and read XKCD love because it lets them feel like they're smart and know a lot.
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a) did I fall asleep b) did I check my phone If I can say "no" to both that's a good movie IMO but I guess others watch movies hoping for some eye-opening revelation IDK.
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Jan 31, 2016 22:46
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Professor Shark posted:Interstellar was so bad though, even Nolan had forgotten how it ended when he was questioned about it after it came out lol something about the space man trying to tap out a message in morse code on a tarp to warn about the chain of events that would lead inevitably to the end of the world but ranchers ain't use no dad burn high falutin telegraphs
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Airborne Viking posted:As someone who dropped out of engineering and doesn't read books The only thing you could preface an opinion about books with that would make me totally ignore what your we're about to say next more would be "As a mother."
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:a) did I fall asleep a) is it pablum b) if it is pablum do they at least make the actress show her poosay and maybe lez out
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Jan 31, 2016 22:49
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Shaquin posted:Gotta be honest in this context it's a little weird to specify white. every butt is white by the time i'm done nutting on it
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Jan 31, 2016 22:50
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Sheep-Goats posted:The only thing you could preface an opinion about books with that would make me totally ignore what your we're about to say next more would be "As a mother." 
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Airborne Viking posted:I'm a man of the people, forum user Sheep-Goats. Me too: 
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Professor Shark posted:Me too: does this count as a film because i am not disappointed
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The Dark Knight was way too drat long, could have saved Harvey Dent/Two Face for a sequel instead of shoehorning him in with The Joker, and although Heath Ledger was alright in it, people emptied and shriveled up their e-balls ejaculating all over the Internet like his performance was the second, third, and fourth coming of Jesus Christ. It was quite boring.
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You should have high standards for media you consume because your life will be pitifully short and it's probably best to fill that with things that are worth while and not the entertainment version of loving ring dings
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