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Super Aggro Crag posted:Why is there a cop car chilling in front of my house? I haven't done anything illegal in a few days. Your ex housemate saw your posts about stealing their food. YOU ARE SO BUSTED.
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Cage posted:So what happened after you complained? 
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Feb 1, 2016 21:49
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How may tries does he get at this then?
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Feb 1, 2016 23:19
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Can you hack our campus security please? I feel ours is lacking and the people in charge need a kick up the arse about it considering we have some 25000 students... *edit @tomarse
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Feb 2, 2016 01:03
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mariooncrack posted:It's probably easier than you think. I imagine so, yeah. The people I work with sometimes aren't the smartest and leave devices sat on networks with default passwords or fantastically weak ones and then wonder how someone gained access to them.  Enourmo posted:Haha yeah that will definitely solve all my problems Smoke a weed. Be cool. don't smoke a weed
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Feb 2, 2016 09:49
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Cage posted:I dont even want to imagine all the money I threw away on it, and time wasted being unproductive as hell. I used to live with someone who had a $600 a month weed habit. She was perma-stoned pretty much which was how she was when we met so I knew no different. As for time wasting, she spent a lot of time baking whilst stoned which wasn't a bad thing.
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Feb 2, 2016 16:34
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Enourmo posted:Cold showers loving SUCK I tell you what Haha, my shower decided it didn't want to heat water any more over a week ago. Renting a house is fine if the landlord is on the ball and not a loving chancer, it took 11 days total to get a replacement. Baths are nice but a nightmare if you have somewhere else to be.
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Feb 3, 2016 15:27
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Be stern but fair, because not being able to shower is loving annoying. Roll down to the office daily until it's sorted. Showers are a right, not a privilege.
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Feb 3, 2016 15:43
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Cage posted:I was looking at renting a challenger r/t for my father sometime this summer. When he got out of vietnam the first thing he spent his money on was a plum crazy challenger which unfortunately he no longer has and theres a local place that rents it out for $149/day as long as its Mon-Thurs. Hes battled 2 cancers over the past five years, just had both of knees replaced and he deserves a little slice of his youth for a few days. If he's retired and such, a 3 day cruise while everyone else is at work would be pretty nice. Plenty of time to get poo poo done, tootle wherever... I got my dad some track time at Goodwood in an E-type, DB4 and a Lotus Cortina for his last birthday, absolutely loved it so no doubt your old man will be thrilled. You should go with him too, it'd be cool as gently caress.
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Feb 3, 2016 21:01
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UK TV Gordon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> US TV Gordon
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Feb 4, 2016 01:02
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We have one of the top IT guy's sons in today for work experience. He's 15, has long greasy hair, a pubestache and has very clearly been outside little in his life or interacted with real human beings outside of the internet. Why is this sort of thing not punishable as child abuse?
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Feb 4, 2016 10:45
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Phone posted:Knock knock This was great.
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Feb 4, 2016 20:00
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Cage posted:Susan Sarandon is 69 and hell if I wouldn't give that a shot. Twice my age. Still would.
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Feb 5, 2016 15:30
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Feb 5, 2016 15:42
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So the 4x4 Panda is a car that a kei car could probably outpace?? Amazing.
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Feb 5, 2016 23:32
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Dear lord American football is boring. Do college matches have this many breaks to stand around and do nothing or is it just the big leagues? This is like gameshow levels of stringing it out for time. Advert advert advert advert advert 30 seconds of play, advert, crap commentary, advert, 30 seconds of play, advert... Like listening to happy hardcore requires a plethora of mind altering substances to enjoy, does American football require similarly mind altering levels of booze or what? It seems the appeal right now is adverts??
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Feb 8, 2016 01:18
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corn in the fridge posted:American football is bad 
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Feb 8, 2016 10:15
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Can't be bad getting paid millions to play for 20 minutes... On that note, how many players and substitutions are you allowed in dat dere 'merican footbaw? There seems to be dozens of people stood about doing nothing.
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Feb 8, 2016 12:52
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leica posted:Just recently went from a 34" CRT tv to a 60" LED, and although the size difference is awesome, the picture quality is not even close to the CRT The thing about LCD tvs is they NEED to be running a high def picture in order to look half as good as a CRT. When the first bunch of LCD was making it to market I worked for a lifestyle AV company and as people bought up LCD and the big CRTs got sold on to others for pennies I'd always be blown away by the quality of image on the CRT. Every time. I want to put it down to the fact that LCDs are back/side lit making the image appear a little flat. And this is why when I upgraded to HD I waited a good long time and then went and got me a plasma that could do black as well as pop colours off the screen. There's something to be said about a picture technology that uses over 6 million individual pockets of gas exploding to create an image.
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Feb 9, 2016 08:23
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It makes me sad to see people not taking care of themselves, even though I have a gym in the garage and tootle to work on a bike every day I still feel like I'm not doing enough despite being fitter than ever. Seems when people get older they just do less and start to feel bad and then use that as an excuse to do even less because they're not as fit as they once were. It's just an endless loop of loving themselves over with excuses. ...and then there's this dude, aged 70 in the video and lifting more than me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKJaZDGVNWA
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Feb 11, 2016 11:13
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I'm not going to tell someone not to spend money on speakers, because music is the best thing in this lovely world.
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Feb 11, 2016 12:59
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ilkhan posted:My plan is to lift some weights, but I have no desire to look ripped like that. Just. No. It's highly unlikely you ever would, that right there takes a serious amount of dedication. Your comment is kinda like women who think they'll end up looking like the incredible Hulk is they even approach a squat rack. Ain't gonna happen!
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Feb 11, 2016 16:47
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The Locator posted:Feel free to tell your mom that some random dude on the interwebs thinks she is awesome. 2 dudes on the interwebs.
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Feb 11, 2016 23:19
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:I got busted at 72 in a 50 zone. The cop said he wasn't going to ticket because "No one is gonna believe that for a second" OFFICER YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND, YOU NEED TO GIVE ME A TICKET FOR THIS. Our traffic cameras don't seem to flash for cycles sadly, there's been a few times I've been over the limit past one. 
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Feb 12, 2016 10:27
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CharlesM posted:I was really skeptical and thought that it was going to be stupid. It is, and that's why it's better than 99% of comic book movies. It's a movie that the people who made it (and the main character himself) realises it's a comic book movie and comics are aimed at kids and kids like jokes, blood, violence. Also first person that wants to shout up that comics aren't for kids, just don't bother.
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Feb 15, 2016 11:11
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Geirskogul posted:Uh, glory? He looks like an avocado hosed an older, uglier avocado. He's .....haunting.
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Feb 15, 2016 19:54
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MustardFacial posted:You can use rope instead of buying TRX bands right? I'm not overlooking some super valuable feature of TRX bands am I? I bought some olympic rings and straps from Amazon for about $25 and use them to gently caress myself up reasonably often. You can use them for trx style poo poo as well as proper ring exercises.
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Feb 16, 2016 08:21
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I put this on as the soundtrack to the video. Enjoyed immensely. https://soundcloud.com/reso/sprite-city-ambient-version Also if I were allergic to cheese I'd be very unhappy. On occasions I'll just throw a chopped up block of halloumi under the grill because cheese.
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Feb 17, 2016 14:34
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Cakefool posted:Thankfully I make my own pizzas. In the grand scheme of things it's not a big problem. Hast thou cold risen some dough yet over a period of several days?
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Feb 17, 2016 19:34
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Yeah you can make dough in an hour and it's fine, bit bready and boring though. It's like having all the ingredients to make your own beer, mixing it all together and just necking it straight off, which is a poor use of said ingredients. The magic is in the fermentation. You basically make you dough as you would normally, there's no magic recipe as such. I favour strong white flour or Italian '00'. Make dough. Seal it in the mixing bowl using cling film and making sure it's well sealed as your dough will rise and cleaning up is a faff. Seal it in a bowl and throw it in the fridge. Next day, it'll have risen so turf it out, beat the air out and then seal it up again. Put it back in the fridge. Repeat... After 3 days your dough will have a real nice flavour to it because like a beer, it's fermenting. After a few days of beating the air out you can portion it out into sealable sandwich bags for ease of use, putting a bit of olive oil in the bag to stop the dough sticking. You can then put said bags back in the fridge and have pizza for days... I've left dough in the fridge for anything up to two weeks and it's all good. So with a bit of prep in the beginning you can have some seriously lazy pizza. *edit: seeing as the link was found above, Freelop mentioned the pre-rolled dough in a sheet format. Get that, cut it into squares/circles and put some fresh mozzarella and a bit of pepperoni in there, seal up the mozz and pepperoni. Place however many you can make into a casserole dish, throw a bunch of cheese over the top and put it in a pre-heated oven. So good. Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Feb 17, 2016 |
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Cage posted:gently caress mixing dough, let the machine do it and give me perfect results instead. A bread machine is not the same thing as a Mr. Beer kit. pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff I'm sorry you don't care about the glory that is good pizza. :'(
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Feb 17, 2016 21:52
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George Foreman + tortilla + cheese and stuff = a legit lazy 'pizza' ...but if you're going out of your way to make dough from scratch you may as well put in a bit more effort and get the full benefit.
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Feb 17, 2016 21:57
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Cage posted:edit: I just wanted to take you down an artisanal peg or two. ...when I posted up about using pre-rolled dough and making 'pizza' with tortillas? Haha. If you're going to make dough, just do it properly otherwise you may as well just use a pitta bread or a tortilla as 'the good stuff is on the top anyway' Try it some time, you may find you actually like it.
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Feb 17, 2016 22:10
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Cage posted:I've made dough the long way before. Its not worth the effort. Bread machine takes me 95% of the way there. ...but there's no 'long' about it, it takes 20 minutes for me to make 2 bowls full which is 10 LARGE thin crust pizzas. And once you've done that you have pizza dough for like 2 weeks so it's not really much effort at all, not quite sure how you're not seeing that but whatever, feel free to carry on making adequate dough when the good stuff is just as easy. 
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Feb 17, 2016 22:23
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Seriously if nobody has tried using reggae reggae jerk sauce instead of a tomato based pizza sauce you're missing out. It's like $2 a bottle to change your life forever.
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BraveUlysses posted:I will try this. will any jerk sauce work?  This is the one I use, mainly because it's the most readily available here and it's a nice consistency right out of the bottle. leica posted:Why does jerk sauce on pizza not sound appetizing at all. No jerk sauce please.  BBQ is ok, jerk is fantastic though. Trust me on this, I've tried everything I can get my hands on.
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Deliberate mis-spelling?
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Feb 20, 2016 23:31
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Spent all day yesterday helping friends move house. Today I choose to eat lovely food and do very little until later when I go out to see some friends and watch some live metal. Tired as gently caress.
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KozmoNaut posted:Sounds like an awesome sunday to me. Which band is playing? There's a good few actually, my friend's new band are playing for their first time here so I have to go make an effort. They're described as being "like being bludgeoned and glassed at the same time as being kicked in the face." Post sludge. I'm not a particularly big follower of the million and one metal genres but they're pretty tight. https://soundcloud.com/conjureruk/tracks Cage posted:Found 3 $100 bills laying on the ground at the casino last night. Picked em up and put em in my pocket and walked away feeling slightly scummy because if I were to lose $300 I'd feel pretty sick. In a casino? Yeah that money's up for grabs so whatever... Enjoy!
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...wouldn't it be in the interests of YOUR insurance company to be on your side on this??
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