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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
that guy is a real bumgardener

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

A Stupid Baby posted:

randy bumgardner
A Peter North rereg account if ever there was one.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Why can't Randy Bumgardener run for President?

I would happily turn up outside of Downing Street and wave American flags to see the arrival of President Bumgardener.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

first shot was too blurry. closed the tab. sorry

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
scuse me while i till the soil in my bumgardener here. *plants 1 huge cucumber*

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
My mom likes how he isn't afraid to say what he thinks and doesn't apologize for it.

I also like that.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Microwaves Mom posted:

My mom likes how he isn't afraid to say what he thinks and doesn't apologize for it.

I also like that.

its why i voted for hitler, voting booths had closed 70 years before but i feel i made my point.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

SweetKarma posted:

It's the political equivalent of Shelley's Frankenstein.

someone find some fuckin fire

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
me too OP

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

You think that's bad??? Donald Trump is going to vote...... for my father!

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Orkin Mang posted:

its why i voted for hitler, voting booths had closed 70 years before but i feel i made my point.

Even the exhumed corpse of Adolf Hitler would be a better president than Trump.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
Sorry bro but I think your father may be a retard. It's a hard thing to come to terms will but here we are

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

dad smart. so what

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe

basement jihadist posted:

trump is the candidate we deserve

Trump is going to be the next President of the United States and its going to be loving hilarious.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I unironically want Trump because ever since WWII the rest of the world has cried about America, and Trump is the proverbial father who is gonna give them something to cry about

strap in folks

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

VikingSkull posted:

I unironically want Trump because ever since WWII the rest of the world has cried about America, and Trump is the proverbial father who is gonna give them something to cry about

strap in folks

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Most people will be voting for him since he is our next President, what's the point of this thread?

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Microwaves Mom posted:

My mom likes how he isn't afraid to say what he thinks and doesn't apologize for it.

I also like that.

What does Microwave think?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
speakin of jack, one eyed jacks got a yearnin to go a peepin in a seafood store

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

speakin of jack, one eyed jacks got a yearnin to go a peepin in a seafood store

Hahahhahha

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I bet on something sensitive or some other conservative website there is a thread called "My son is going to vote for Bernie Sanders."

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

SweetKarma posted:

How can I explain to my father, in simple terms, how bad of a man Trump really is? Has anyone experienced this same thing within their own families?

I don't know and yes respectively.

The mantra used to be "He'll crash & burn."; now it's "He won't survive a general election."

Much of the things he advocates are flagrantly unconstitutional, if not outright illegal; and people like him & Sanders because they're pissed off and want a change.

I hate yankees
Apr 29, 2008
OP I don't think you understand what an establishment candidate is. An establishment candidate is someone who is beholden to both the party and special interest groups. Trump doesn't have to answer to either of those, so he's not an establishment candidate.

Plus, if you look, I think you'll see that a lot of his policies make sense and are not "far right". The meme of him deporting millions of people is dumb and if you unironically believe that, then you're dumb. There's a lot of "oh god fire fire" rhetoric about Trump that is just complete nonsense. To put things in perspective, that's no different than screaming that Bernard is a socialist who will nationalize everything and tax 90% of my income. That's just not true. In fact, I'd wager a lot of people who support Trump would end up supporting Bernard if Trump does not win the republican nomination.

Hyperbole about Are Team is out of control in this country, and if you take the bait and play that game you're only damaging the future of the nation. In the last 8 years I've realized nothing good has come from playing the Are Team game to stifle Obama. He's a decent president who got the short end of the stick by my retarded political party because of 25% racism and 75% socialism fear mongering.

In order for the country to survive and get the gently caress out of the stupid hole we've dug ourselves into we have to learn to respect other people's decisions, whether or not we believe it's the best choice, and have solution-driven policy discussions where people just don't get up and walk away because the bill in question doesn't meet their expectations 100%.

Thanks for reading, hope you have a nice day.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
You could show him that video of trump weirdly trying to eat pizza like a human. That might work.

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude
I think the popcorn value of Donald Trump as President will be awesome. Atleast if you are not Mexican, Muslim, Female and quite possibly American, sick or unemployed.
(Trust me, he will be elected, quote me on this @ election, I've never been wrong).

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Trumps gonna make America great again I can't wait to kill myself and family

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
I will vote for Trump, so when he comes to power and forms the Holy Purification Squads, America shall be purged of filth

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Prorat posted:

Most people will be voting for him since he is our next President, what's the point of this thread?

:agreed:

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Trump unironically rules and anyone who doesn't vote for him is a giant idiot.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Accurate av

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

I like those Nazis, they are not afraid to say what's on their minds. *is being shoveled into an oven with a yuuuuge shovel*

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Drunkboxer posted:

You could show him that video of trump weirdly trying to eat pizza like a human. That might work.

link plz

i've only seen the one where hillary clinton unhinges her jaw to eat a goat

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
If voting in an american presidential election could actually make a difference, they wouldn't let you do it. They've spent a long time and a lot of money getting the system set up this way.

tl;dr - It doesn't matter who your dad votes for. Go give him a hug.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
Can't wait for America to have a really dumb president again. Remember the Bush years and all the 'he looks like a monkey' photoshops? It'll be at least four years of hilarity!

Sorry about your terrible lives tho.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I don't know why people are so worried about this, Trump and Bernie might get the most votes but the corporations that own both parties will never allow them to be the candidates and it's just going to be Hillary vs Cruz and nothing will change ever. Just settle down everyone

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
lol if you arent voting trump

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Kumo posted:

link plz

i've only seen the one where hillary clinton unhinges her jaw to eat a goat

I'm surprised anyone at the satanic ritual was allowed to bring a camera.

Pyromancer
Apr 29, 2011

This man must look upon the fire, smell of it, warm his hands by it, stare into its heart

Drunkboxer posted:

You could show him that video of trump weirdly trying to eat pizza like a human. That might work.

Weird indeed, you'd think he had practice at eating humans

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


interwhat posted:

Trumps gonna make America great again I can't wait to kill myself and family

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Berious
Nov 13, 2005

GORDON posted:

If voting in an american presidential election could actually make a difference, they wouldn't let you do it. They've spent a long time and a lot of money getting the system set up this way.

tl;dr - It doesn't matter who your dad votes for. Go give him a hug.

it's thinking like this that got you the chimperor instead of al loving gore. punch your father

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