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Nov 17, 2006


Roro posted:

All this pool drain talk is reminding me of that hosed up story about the guy who lost part of his intestine jacking off over the top of one, then his sister got pregnant from his sperm in the water somehow.
That was messed up.

Oh, does anyone remember there being a Goosebumps episode where a kid, I think like a big, bulky jock, got sucked into a hand dryer? That also freaked me out and I used hand towels for like a solid month. My imagination as a child was legitimately too strong and it made me a bitch rear end pussy about loving everything. I could probably fill this thread with dumb poo poo I was afraid of.

The first part is actually a short story called 'Guts' by chuck pahlaniuk in his book Haunted

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im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

It's actually from his nonfiction book, iirc.

if this were the case literally everyone would have read the book because it would have caused like 15 people to go to prison

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