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I didn't have any clean pots or kettles so I started to boil the rice in a large glass bowl and when I was pouring it all in a colander the glass bowl exploded and the rice was very crunchy and I think I ate some glass shard welp I guess I'm dead I hope you will not remember me poorly. I'm not entirely sober please advise.
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i will remember you garry cotton
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Feb 2, 2016 23:07
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treasure bear posted:i will remember you garry cotton Thanks  me.
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Feb 2, 2016 23:08
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Jerry Cotton posted:I didn't have any clean pots or kettles so I started to boil the rice in a large glass bowl and when I was pouring it all in a colander the glass bowl exploded and the rice was very crunchy and I think I ate some glass shard welp I guess I'm dead I hope you will not remember me poorly. I'm not entirely sober please advise. I have a set of bowls just like that, and now I will always not boil rice in them in your memory, Jerry Cotton.
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Feb 2, 2016 23:09
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I have a set of bowls just like that, and now I will always not boil rice in them in your memory, Jerry Cotton. Yeah Arcoroc is p cool but it's not for cooking!
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Feb 2, 2016 23:11
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It's time. Good night.
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Feb 2, 2016 23:11
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farewell, jarry cottom |
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Feb 2, 2016 23:28
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p sure this is how you get superpowers
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Feb 2, 2016 23:42
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like maybe you can spit fountains of glass shards or you will have jagged glass claws or you will be able to reflect light
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Feb 2, 2016 23:43
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refract light 
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Feb 2, 2016 23:44
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that's a good power you can make your enemy think you're a little bit over from where you actually are if they're using light based weapons though... :/ |
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Feb 2, 2016 23:44
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you will reincarnate into a field of rice your essence will populate many sushi rolls i hope this puts your mind at ease. |
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Feb 2, 2016 23:45
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sorry mr. Cotton didn't want to get your hopes up, you won't be able to reflect light, just refract light
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:you will reincarnate into a field of rice "Look sweety! It's daddy reincarnated as rice... eww sorry those are just maggots..."
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Feb 2, 2016 23:46
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alnilam posted:that's a good power you can make your enemy think you're a little bit over from where you actually are I do not have any enemies as I am a Good Gyu! Luvcow posted:sorry mr. Cotton didn't want to get your hopes up, you won't be able to reflect light, just refract light Oh well... one can always dream!
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Feb 2, 2016 23:53
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stay safe, gary cottage |
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Feb 3, 2016 00:09
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Who was Jerry Cotton? I'll tell you who he was! He was dealt a hand that's rotten In part it was because He tried to make some rice He boiled it in a bowl To be more precise... It exploded as a whole! In his haste he ate some glass Oh, why could you not wait? I dread when it ejects your rear end Like some twisted cheese grater Good luck in the afterlife If this is indeed your final post Bryan Adams once said "Cuts Like a Knife" Stay safe, rear end Glass Ghost 
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Feb 3, 2016 00:16
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it's been over an hour.... did you pull through, jerry cotton?
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Feb 3, 2016 00:32
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Splatmaster posted:Who was Jerry Cotton? |
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Splatmaster posted:Who was Jerry Cotton? Oh my. Oh my. Thank you! |
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Gilganixon posted:it's been over an hour.... did you pull through, jerry cotton? I think it'll take a bit more to see. If I don't shitpost tomorrow its because I'm dead. Or probated. |
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Jerry Cotton posted:I didn't have any clean pots or kettles so I started to boil the rice in a large glass bowl and when I was pouring it all in a colander the glass bowl exploded and the rice was very crunchy and I think I ate some glass shard welp I guess I'm dead I hope you will not remember me poorly. I'm not entirely sober please advise. If you really think you ate some glass you might want to call a nursing hotline, friend. As that could damage your insides. ---------------- |
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so long Gary cotton, it's from the deepest parts of my heart, and with absolute honesty that I can say "we hardly knew ye" |
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Splatmaster posted:Who was Jerry Cotton?
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a glass of Chard would be a good pairing with that |
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Feb 3, 2016 03:00
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check your upcoming poop for black and/or red |
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Piso Mojado posted:so long Gary cotton, it's from the deepest parts of my heart, and with absolute honesty that I can say "we hardly knew ye"
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Feb 3, 2016 03:33
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this isn't what uncle ben would have wanted |
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Feb 3, 2016 04:18
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Gilganixon posted:it's been over an hour.... did you pull through, jerry cotton? thank you, undertale |
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Piso Mojado posted:so long Gary cotton, it's from the deepest parts of my heart, and with absolute honesty that I can say "we hardly knew ye" |
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Feb 3, 2016 04:24
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he's actually been a pretty regular poster here. |
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Feb 3, 2016 04:24
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this may not end up being another BYOB success story
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if you really think about it, rice is like glass shards except theyre made from starches and you cant really see throufgh them. they're a lot softer also, and they come from plants and not from sand. actually the more i think about it glass shards and rice are not the same. |
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Feb 3, 2016 04:48
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Let that be a lesson to you kids out there. Do your dishes or you will eat glass!
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Feb 3, 2016 05:05
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ChairmanMeow posted:this isn't what uncle ben would have wanted
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Feb 3, 2016 05:05
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glass-a' roni. the jerry cotton treat
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when filling out an online form, jerry gotton clicks Yes to Is There Blood In Your Stool
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drilldo squirt posted:If you really think you ate some glass you might want to call a nursing hotline, friend. As that could damage your insides. What could they even do? (I'm still alive BTW.) Afro Doug posted:if you really think about it, rice is like glass shards except theyre made from starches and you cant really see throufgh them. they're a lot softer also, and they come from plants and not from sand. actually the more i think about it glass shards and rice are not the same. You can see through rice a bit sometimes! Like for instance if you make a hole in it.
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treasure bear posted:check your upcoming poop for black and/or red mine usually doesn't come up is that wrong
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