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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I support the GNU project because it's communism to the core.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

feedmegin posted:

How are Booths? That's basically Waitrose with a flat 'at and a whippet, after all.

No idea about their labour practices but I bloody love shopping there. They do some fab stuff. Nearest one is miles away though.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Tempo 119 posted:

Did they figure it out from some subtle change in her habits or is it just like every other rubbish recommendation engine "you bought a baby thing PLEASE BUY MORE BABY THINGS"

what shops typically do is arrange stuff according to what is called "association rules", which in its simplest form is just aggregating a ton of data on which items are purchased together and using that to deduce something about the buyer's habits and intention - so someone buying bread, milk, salami and a newspaper is likely also going to buy, idk, tea or something, because they're shopping for breakfast. presumably this girl has been looking at stuff on the Target website associated with the "young, pregnant woman" costumer profile, making Target's sorting algorithm place her in that group and send ads based on that

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

I think BrewDog's beers are not very good. I wouldn't bother replicating the recipes even now that I can.

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

Almost there. It was actually B&M store purchases tagged by loyalty card and they sent the family discount coupons.

Interesting thing about Tesco is they're valued as a real estate firm with their grocery business worth nothing (negative). A bit like Yahoo and Alibaba.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Brewdog beers own. Paul Mason can do one.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Brew Dog beers are fine, but the text on the bottles is the loving worst.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Brewdog made a beer with a label showing Putin in drag, sent him a case, and sent all the proceeds from that beer to LGBT charities. They're great. They do nice food as well, the new bar on Castlegate is braw.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Steve2911 posted:

Brew Dog beers are fine, but the text on the bottles is the loving worst.

Yeah this, fine alcohol that's mostly nice to drink, ridiculous marketing.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Nicest beer I've ever tasted was Bullmastiff Special Reserve, which also happens to be a local brewery to Cardiff.

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

is there an app for ordering plonk?

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

shrike82 posted:

is there an app for ordering plonk?

Of course -

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/nov/29/wine-apps-help-buy-perfect-bottle

None of them actually called Plonkr sadly.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Well assuming someone doesn't steal that idea first I'm going to learn to mobile program so I can make Plonkr, the app that matches you with the closest available wine.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Can't you make it the cheapest available?

And get it cross border if Britain chooses Remain. The best thing about free movement of goods between the UK and the Baltic states is the spirits and tobacco duty.

Of course the EU tries to ban retailing those online because they're worried that it will lead to Incredible Savings, so it would have to be a p2p style app where it matches you up with a tobacconist in Klaipeda with mutual interests rather than doing any direct sales.

Killer app.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Coohoolin posted:

Brewdog made a beer with a label showing Putin in drag, sent him a case, and sent all the proceeds from that beer to LGBT charities. They're great. They do nice food as well, the new bar on Castlegate is braw.

Outside of people singing Harry Lauder songs nobody in Scotland says "braw", Oor Coohoolie.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Wasn't this guy accused of getting young girls so drunk they couldn't stand and then having sex with them? "Isolate, intoxicate and penetrate." Was his motto, or am I remembering something different.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
i'd prefer to drink fluo's beer on a park bench than go to brew dog.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Jedit posted:

Outside of people singing Harry Lauder songs nobody in Scotland says "braw", Oor Coohoolie.

Jings.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Jedit posted:

Outside of people singing Harry Lauder songs nobody in Scotland says "braw", Oor Coohoolie.

Everything I know about Scots I learned from old Oor Wullie/The Broons annuals.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Ddraig posted:

Well assuming someone doesn't steal that idea first I'm going to learn to mobile program so I can make Plonkr, the app that matches you with the closest available wine.

Bonus points if it only ever recommends Buckfast.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene




Help ma boab!

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Renaissance Robot posted:

Everything I know about Scots I learned from old Oor Wullie/The Broons annuals.

I still sit on an upside down bucket.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Jedit posted:

Outside of people singing Harry Lauder songs nobody in Scotland says "braw", Oor Coohoolie.

You must really not get out much.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
I am upset about this mocking of Scottish culture, and also that you skipped crivvens.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Coohoolin posted:

You must really not get out much.

He doesn't need to, he knows where his troosers are.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Not Operator posted:

I am upset about this mocking of Scottish culture, and also that you skipped crivvens.

It hurts my heart, although that could be my terrible diet of Pizza Crunches and Buckfast.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Tesseraction posted:

I support the GNU project because it's communism to the core.
i support it because im a fan of recursive acronyms

kapparomeo
Apr 19, 2011

Some say his extreme-right links are clearly known, even in the fascist capitalist imperialist Murdochist press...

Coohoolin posted:

Brewdog made a beer with a label showing Putin in drag, sent him a case, and sent all the proceeds from that beer to LGBT charities. They're great.

For a socialist, you are remarkably susceptible to targeted marketing.

PiCroft
Jun 11, 2010

I'm sorry, did I break all your shit? I didn't know it was yours

Brewdog near me serve Lambics. That's enough to get my custom.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Gotta be honest I'm a big fan of places that serve cheeseboards and varied ales and stouts even if it's a bit pricier. Brewdog, 6°North, Bottlecap, all great.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
I like old man pubs the more like a cave the better

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


Coohoolin posted:

You must really not get out much.

I'm now convinced you're part of some Truman-show style parody of Scotitshness. Everywhere you go people follow you in kilts doing the highland fling and playing the bagpipes. That or you hang out with some proper bellends.


Brewdog beer is okay, their public persona is nauseating. You can't sell yourself as the rebellious beer for cool punks when you shift industrial volumes of the stuff as part of an international business.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
I'm so much of a beer hipster I just eat handfuls of hops and let it ferment in my stomach.

You drink beer? I pity you :smug:

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
you dont ferment hops the spirit of fluo has deserted us

PiCroft
Jun 11, 2010

I'm sorry, did I break all your shit? I didn't know it was yours

I raise my pinkie when I drink beer.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Gonzo McFee posted:

"Isolate, intoxicate and penetrate."

For some reason I can't help reading this in the voice of a Dalek.

Booga
Aug 20, 2007

kapparomeo posted:

For a socialist, you are remarkably susceptible to targeted marketing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dOscmanykE

They come across as incredibly disingenuous in all their marketing. Mass advertising campaigns to the indie/punk crowd while also claiming to be indie punks and then bragging about how successful they've been? I've seen their beer being sold in the extremely well known anti-establishment super market chain known as Tesco (ironically it was punk IPA). They're either incredibly smart or completely clueless.

They're also quick to mock the homeless and sex workers in that video while also being quite misogynistic/transphobic. Oh no, you've decided to wear female clothing and get paid to have sex, how humiliating for you as big beardy men. Abusing the homeless is hilarious as well!

Also this doesn't even make loving sense. Transgender (and then postgender) beer? How the gently caress did they decide that this was a good idea?



Edit: They did give free treats to my dog on her final visit back hom in their pub, and they do good pie and gravy. Good on them for that at least.

Booga fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Feb 29, 2016

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
gently caress these beer hipsters why would you put "no label" on what is very clearly a label

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Taear posted:

Booths are actually posh. Waitrose is kind of middle class, Booths is upper middle class.
It's nice, but it's genuinely more expensive for not a lot of reason other than the people who shop there don't care how much stuff costs.

Bit late to this, but whilst Booths is definitely very posh, it's also great for food samples and the tramp's buffet is Waitrose standard. The pastries are bloody amazing.

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Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
I dunno guys the beer is good, the food is good, and they play good tunes in the bar.

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