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No salmonella, just a worm colony that took over and started cleaning/improving the place all around.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 11:34 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 09:00 |
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Sir Lemming posted:Forever Chapter 11
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 16:31 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:
We just aren’t buying new products to replace the ones that sold, it’s totally different, we promise!
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2019 20:40 |
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Monday monkey lives for the weekends.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 13:31 |
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Also, you’re not harvesting all sorts of data to sell off to tech-bro ghouls? What even is the point then
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2019 15:34 |
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stevewm posted:Try working in a hardware store/lumber yard/home center. More than 80% of customers that walk in the front door are going to ask an employee for help. And it will usually be something along the lines of "I have this pipe, how to do I connect it to this other pipe?" Creating content for any combo of the OSHA, Crappy Construction, and Horrible Mechanical Failures threads
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2019 16:37 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:If you haven't been following the saga of GarfieldEATS, well, I can't say I blame you because life is short and our brains, although wonderful, are of limited capacity by definition. quote:Until Google critically thinks about the 15 countries per GDP, who have 180 million companies and 10 million more form other nations; our Happiness Managers will respond to those suspicious and unethical reviewers in the following manner until further notice or action is taken by Google: ( I said Google now and Google Assistance turns On, how nice !) ...what
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2020 15:13 |
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This way lies madness. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3884709&perpage=40
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 20:29 |
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I’ve read most of the way through the GarfieldEATS! thread (I’m up to page 35/40). All the posts about the owner’s book...the shout-out he gave to us here...it’s on every page, and you never know what the next twist will be. I think I have a constant look that’s a crossed between bemused and terrified. Am I entergaged yet?
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2020 15:25 |
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Wasn’t that a relic of them buying out Funcoland?
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 11:29 |
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canyoneer posted:Some Gamestops have piloted having Friday Night Magic or other gaming events there, but it doesn't appear to be spreading. This is how the store that sold board/tabletop games stayed in business back home, along with frisbee golf accessories and occasional Smash tournaments. They’ve since opened a restaurant next door, but have also gone all-in on Magic and other card games (cutting out their tabletop night entirely). Can’t blame them for following the $$, but I don’t know how they can stand having the Magic crowd there multiple nights a week.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2020 14:13 |
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Ours wasn’t, no. 40k wasn’t a big thing there though, so that’s probably why
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2020 14:34 |
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Turbinosamente posted:Theres another tabletop game store in the world that also sells disc golf stuff? Our local one is pretty sizable and seems to be doing well. Plus I'm pretty sure they do way more game nights than just Magic; I think they've got the 40k guys and D&D going too at minimum. Whenever I go there there is always a group setting up to do something in the game room. They're also in a prime location being fairly close to a large tech nerd/art college. CFG? It’s been forever since I was there, I moved 2 years ago
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2020 16:05 |
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BigDave posted:They could probably be saved if they leaned hard into the custom PC crowd and turned each store into a mini Micro Center. Funko Pops ain't gonna do poo poo, but becoming a hub for computer nerds might. Isn’t that how you get a Fry’s?
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2020 20:28 |
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Probably too busy paying terrorists for stolen artifacts again, instead of paying their employees.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 23:06 |
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Duckman2008 posted:Since we are talking game magazines , RIP Nintendo Power. 10 year old me loved it. I think they did an article for Super Metroid that somehow had a spread of the entire worldmap of Zebes, and ~10yo me loving loved it.
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# ¿ May 24, 2020 03:29 |
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Oh he will, it’ll just be on to Twitter instead.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2020 21:34 |
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Ofecks posted:How's Dish Network or whatever it's called doing, then? My parents have had Dish for 15 years now. They record literally everything they want to watch and are usually months behind keeping up with it, but for Boomers needing a TV feed (and mostly without commercials, they just skip past them), seems pretty ideal. From https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/n...00%20in%202018. quote:In the fourth quarter, Dish, led by chairman Charlie Ergen, lost about 100,000 traditional pay TV subscribers, while in the fourth quarter of 2018, the company had lost 386,000. It also lost about 94,000 Sling TV subscribers in the final quarter of 2019, compared with a year-ago gain of 50,000. I didn't realize Sling TV was theirs.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2020 16:55 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:A lot of rich people think they're more important than they actually are In the end, he could never beat what Ailed him.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2020 00:08 |
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If there’s no chance of a man in his underwear falling out of the ceiling, what is even the point? https://www.al.com/news/2018/11/underwear-clad-man-falls-through-waffle-house-ceiling-in-alabama.html
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2020 18:12 |
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Krispy Wafer posted:90's grunge/rock band Local H. Bound for the
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2020 15:06 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:I swear I have not seen anyone drink one of these in my entire life I had a teacher in high school (early 2000’s ) that drank a can or two per day.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2020 14:45 |
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Any
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2020 12:30 |
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redgubbinz posted:I don't know, but if you end up breaking it you should probably run. I feel like I should get a tetanus booster just from looking at it
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2020 17:55 |
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Twitter may soon be thread-relevant, their shares dropping 3.6% in the time since they permabanned Donald Trump's account.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 01:26 |
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To the surprise of nobody and the glee of everyone, Parler is also potentially thread-relevant! https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/johnpaczkowski/amazon-parler-aws
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 03:44 |
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I just saw a commercial for Sling TV, who I remember being posted in this thread as circling the drain. Are they still dying, or did they manage to find the dark magics that would sustain them somehow?
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 05:13 |
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duck trucker posted:Shake Shack is fine but the hard-on people seem to have for it is perplexing to me. It's not that good for what it costs. Same, but NC and Cookout. i felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if the NC thread collectively cried out against this perceived blasphemy. Not as bad as saying “I don’t like bbq”, but they felt it nonetheless
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2021 16:09 |
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:They just opened up a White Castle here in Orlando, and it's the first White Castle in Florida in 50 years or something. For almost two months now it consistently has hour+ waits. For the first month, often two hours. It's hilarious to me because White Castle is only good if it's late night, you're drunk or high, and you can get it within minutes in the drive through. I can't imagine what people are thinking after waiting that long for garbage stoner food. It’s Florida, you need to be drunk or high to live there (source: lived in Homestead for a year).
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 10:31 |
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There used to be a Krystal near the airport in Charlotte, NC…but I have no idea if it’s still there. It’s the only one I can recall ever being here though.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 19:33 |
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Rick posted:Stocks are up in general today but some of the meme stocks of the summer (AMC/Nokia/Gamestop) are way down today. My conclusion there is that the normal person is bailing but of course I am just making this up on the spot and know nothing. But what do you charge for your analysis? WHATS YOUR SECRET?!!!
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 23:38 |
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Speaking of Long John Silvers, how the gently caress are they not in this thread as a discussion topic? I’ve never seen anyone at any of them I’ve ever come across.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2022 03:19 |
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Mercury Ballistic posted:I was expecting to see a list of assorted Russian airlines and banks in this thread by now. Idk much about finance, but when 2 of your largest companies and one of your big banks get turned into penny stocks overnight, I assume things are not good https://www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/gazprom-lukoil-and-sberbank-are-now-penny-stocks-as-russian-companies-collapse-in-london-11646227312
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2022 14:50 |
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GWBBQ posted:That way if they run out of Mountain Dew, they can implement Surge pricing. Nice
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2022 12:40 |
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Ofecks posted:There's a Microcenter in my state but I'd have to drive 2 hours to get there. A long, long time ago I lived much closer to it and it was great. My laptop I got from them in 2020 is still solid, despite abusing it thoroughly with Doom: Eternal, Subnautica, and others.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2022 21:58 |
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Doggles posted:https://twitter.com/TechCrunch/status/1514302907277004801 Why quit when you can look for jobs on the company dime?
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2022 10:44 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Send Elon Musk goatse via DM or something and go out in a blaze of shitposting glory.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2022 22:52 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:JetBlue is apparently buying Spirit. I hope they light the company’s name on fire in effegy. I wonder if anyone is in low spirits over the deal
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 19:43 |
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Kohl's, too, seems not to be doing too well, which was also a surprise for me. Me too, but after some googling it seems like they’ve been in dire straights since the pandemic landed. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/kohl-could-see-potential-store-183605656.html 30 store leases expiring in the next 2 years (not a big percentage, to be fair), plans to downsize their store footprints, launching “Sephora at Kohl’s”, etc. if any of those stores are on the underperforming list, I’d expect to see an axe swinging that way pretty soon. quote:“Kohl’s is aware that it has more selling space than it needs and plans to open smaller stores,” said David Swartz, equity analyst for Morningstar Research Services LLC. Someone outside the company recognizes the problem, we’ll see if they become fodder for this thread though. At least it sounds like they aren’t being bought out anymore? https://www.jsonline.com/story/money/2022/07/01/kohls-no-longer-talks-sell-company-but-pressure-remains/7785915001/
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2022 20:52 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 09:00 |
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BattleMaster posted:He WAS living the high life... momentarily Sounds like he made an impact inside and outside the company
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2022 14:06 |