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BrigadierSensible posted:Has anyone made the "literally flips a coin to decide their presidential candidate" joke yet? No because they don't vote.
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Feb 3, 2016 07:08
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My washing machine broke so I'm going to use the Internet to learn how to fix it
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Feb 3, 2016 07:13
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Pretends that a two party system works. Makes sure that the debate is kept to Neanderthal levels of mockery. Will spend taxes like a mormon in a sex shop. Will fight to the bitter death just to keep the status quo. Whoops, sorry, thats both "parties", what was the question?
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Feb 3, 2016 07:13
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dad gay. so what posted:dont forget to wipe your rear end i already said i'm not voting Republican.
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Feb 3, 2016 07:19
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i like to tax, and also spend
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Feb 3, 2016 07:21
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*still hasn't gotten over losing to Reagan in 1980*
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Feb 3, 2016 07:25
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*ruins sofa*
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Feb 3, 2016 07:27
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*Accuses the OP of being a 4chan/reddit Libertarian MRA*
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Feb 3, 2016 07:40
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*supports the same economic policies as fiscal conservatives but skews liberal on gay marriage and a few other social issues* *gets pissy about nearly losing Iowa caucuses while essentially running unopposed*
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Feb 3, 2016 08:00
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entire personal health care plan for 2016 is having a "Bernie 2016" facebook cover
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Feb 3, 2016 09:01
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Kill whitey
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Feb 3, 2016 09:02
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*is a loving "cat person"*
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Feb 3, 2016 09:02
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my opinion is objectively correct
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Feb 3, 2016 09:29
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*Constantly whines about GOP domination of state government and gerrymandering.* *Doesn't vote in mid-term elections.*
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Feb 3, 2016 09:39
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*Is proud that they make their case to the American people with thoughtful, rational, nuanced arguments* *Lose every time* *Because they're a bunch of weak willed, high minded, spineless pussies*
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Feb 3, 2016 09:44
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Command Ant posted:*still hasn't gotten over losing to Reagan in 1980* *Still haven't gotten over Kennedy's death in 1963*
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Feb 3, 2016 09:47
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nope
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Feb 3, 2016 09:56
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*Decry the harsh treatment of Anita Hill when she claims sexist mistreatment by a man in a position of power* *Call the women from poorer socio/economic backgrounds liars when they accuse Bill Clinton of the same*
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Feb 3, 2016 10:03
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"The War on Drugs is a failure. It will never work." "We should ban guns."
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Feb 3, 2016 10:08
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"How can you completely disregard the hard scientific data that proves climate change?" *anti-vaxxer*
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Feb 3, 2016 10:13
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*has to ride a special voting bus to go vote*
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Feb 3, 2016 10:13
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I will spend my entire lifetime living, learning, and working alongside Republicans who have functionally identical education, culture, and life experiences to mine but will never ever figure out how to talk to them beyond awkwardly avoiding substantive conversation and rushing to Facebook after each encounter to rant about how they are uuuuugh so ignorant
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Feb 3, 2016 10:35
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*thinks state politics are worthless*
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Feb 3, 2016 10:36
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*complains about fox news* *forces all other media to promote far left agenda*
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Feb 3, 2016 10:38
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*wins elections*
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Feb 3, 2016 10:39
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gary oldmans diary posted:*forces all other media to promote far left agenda* haha democrats loving wish they're not smart or organized enough for that
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Feb 3, 2016 10:42
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*fails literacy test because they trusted others to proctor and evaluate the tests results behind closed doors*
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Feb 3, 2016 11:04
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*Doesnt have to force media to do anything because 90% of people in media are Dems.
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Feb 3, 2016 11:06
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*Preaches tolerance* *Blackballs actors who are not Dems*
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Feb 3, 2016 11:08
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the party for the slightly less uptight white people
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Feb 3, 2016 11:43
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Doesn't use meme stars because everyone else is
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Feb 3, 2016 12:04
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Automatic Slim posted:*Constantly whines about GOP domination of state government and gerrymandering.*
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Feb 3, 2016 12:56
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I think Bernie Sanders is going to be the presidential nominee.
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Feb 3, 2016 12:58
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Nolgthorn posted:I think Bernie Sanders is going to be the presidential nominee. is jon stewart still in it?
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Feb 3, 2016 13:03
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I'm not going to tell you because you're probably an oppressor
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Feb 3, 2016 13:08
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because im voting for nancy reagan. is she still in it?
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Feb 3, 2016 13:11
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*stresses how important other view points are to a well rounded person* *only reads Huffington Post and Salon*
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Feb 3, 2016 13:12
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*wakes up and fetches the morning paper from the doorstep* *goes back inside* *sits down at breakfast nook with a cup of coffee and a salmon bagel* *opens mouth in voiceless scream*
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Feb 3, 2016 13:17
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Gaunab posted:doesn't have an anime avatar
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Feb 3, 2016 15:34
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*has no principles or ideals other than "I'm not a Republican"*
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