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Hey all, post your favorite stupid joke or dumb joke that’s stuck with you: A man knows his neighbor across the lake is a military vet. He sees his neighbor one day and wants to ask him what he did in the military. He fans his arms over his head and shouts “were you a paratrooper?” The neighbor shakes his head no. The man then makes a swimming motion, and shouts “were you a driver?” The neighbor shakes his head no again. The man then imitates firing a machine gun, and shouts “were you a gunner?” The neighbor shakes his head, now looking worried. The man finally shouts, “were you a scout?” while imitating binoculars with his hands in front of his eyes. The neighbor runs off. Later that evening the neighbor’s wife comes home and finds her husband hiding in the basement. She asks him what’s wrong. The neighbor says “the crazy man across the way told me that when the sun goes down (fanning his arms) he’s going to swim across the lake (makes a swimming motion) and gently caress me in the rear end (pulling his arms and pelvis back rhythmically) until my eyes pop out (with his hands in cones in front of his eyes)! “
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Feb 4, 2016 12:01
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LOL, good one!
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Feb 4, 2016 12:16
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