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My five year old son's favorite joke: What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.
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What do you call a Latino woman with no legs? Consuelo. What do you call a gay midget? Sweet & Low. More of a 'stupid bar stunt to make friends or start fights.' Next time you're out drinking and meet someone who's bragging about their drinking abilities, bet them that you can drink ten glasses of beer in the time that it takes them to drink ten shots. The loser covers the cost of all the drinks. There are some simple rules about this wager: 1. Nobody can touch a player's drink but the player. Anyone who does buys the round. 2. After finishing, you have to turn the glass over and set it back on the table. If you fail to do so, you buy the round. 3. Players must drink the entire drink. If there's any left over, they buy the round. As soon as the word is given, chug the first beer. Take the glass, turn it upside down and place it carefully over top of the other player's tenth shot. As long as you can finish ten beers, you just got hosed up for free. Wild T has a new favorite as of 15:05 on Feb 21, 2016 |
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