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Pavlov is sitting in a bar and a bell goes off. He says, "oh poo poo, I forgot to feed my dogs!" Later his assistant sees him feeding the dogs and remarks that the bell never went off. And that's how Pavlov won his no bell prize. What do you call a woman on a surfboard with armpit hair? A radical feminist. Descartes gets into a disagreement with the bartender over the bill. The bartender presents his case and when he's done, Rene responds with "I think not" and ceases to exist. Oh and the one about the mad libs. You know how it goes, so just fill in the blanks.
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How many potatoes does it take to kill and Irishman? zero
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