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Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
Little Johnny comes home from school one day. His mother greets him and asks how his day was, Little Johnny replies "I had sex with my teacher today."

His mother is furious, "Go to your room, when your father comes home we'll deal with this."

Little Johnny goes to his room, a short while later his father returns from work. His mother explains what happened and he tells her that he will talk to Little Johnny.

As his father climbs the stairs he has a big smile on his face. He knocks on the door and enters Little Johnny's bedroom. "You little rascal, losing your virginity at such a young age. There's my boy, how was your first time?"

Little Johnny replies "It was okay I guess, but my rear end still really hurts."

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