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Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!

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Balaji has the highest rate of output per minute of good new ideas of anybody I’ve ever met

I will never complain about sports talking heads throwing out the most random wtf stats after reading this word salad.

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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Boris Galerkin posted:

I will never complain about sports talking heads throwing out the most random wtf stats after reading this word salad.

Especially because his ideas are neither good or particularly novel. That's some YA-novel tier poo poo right there

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
It takes a special kind of person to evaluate someone based on ideas per minute

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


y'all wanna see the most cursed poo poo ever? oh, who am i kidding of course you do!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Shrecknet posted:

y'all wanna see the most cursed poo poo ever? oh, who am i kidding of course you do!

Burn it all down.

No, burn it ALL down. If we do it now the raccoons might find some easily accessible resources left.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Shrecknet posted:

y'all wanna see the most cursed poo poo ever? oh, who am i kidding of course you do!



Where's the option for more and particular tacky ads for people getting obituaries for others they do not like.

People pay a lot of money for spite.

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

Shrecknet posted:

y'all wanna see the most cursed poo poo ever? oh, who am i kidding of course you do!



Jim is survived by his wife and three children, who look back fondly on his enthusiasm for Subway’s always fresh never frozen sandwiches and healthy options for only five dollars. He will be dearly missed by his friends and neighbors, though perhaps not as much as the soon-expiring 2-for-1 hooters appetizer special next door to Jim’s favorite Great Clips located at 114 Main Street.

A Chipotle meet-and-greet has been organized in his memory by Dan’s Discount Funerals, 18% off appetizers with Groupon pre-registration to the first fifteen to pay their respects.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Sundae posted:

Jim is survived by his wife and three children, who look back fondly on his enthusiasm for Subway’s always fresh never frozen sandwiches and healthy options for only five dollars. He will be dearly missed by his friends and neighbors, though perhaps not as much as the soon-expiring 2-for-1 hooters appetizer special next door to Jim’s favorite Great Clips located at 114 Main Street.

A Chipotle meet-and-greet has been organized in his memory by Dan’s Discount Funerals, 18% off appetizers with Groupon pre-registration to the first fifteen to pay their respects.

It is with deep sorrow that we announce the death of Jim, which occurred on 4/28/2024. Beloved husband of Susan, father of Jack, and grandfather of Emma. Family and friends are invited to a funeral service on 5/5/2024 at 11:00AM, at 123 Main Street. Jim's funeral service is costing his family $28,000 because Jim didn't prepay for funeral insurance from GEICO. Don't be like Jim, save your family the hassle and expense when you die. Call GEICO today.

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

Shrecknet posted:

y'all wanna see the most cursed poo poo ever? oh, who am i kidding of course you do!



There's also digital tombstones with a display and motion-sensor, so every time someone walks by, a little movie starts playing.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

busalover posted:

There's also digital tombstones with a display and motion-sensor, so every time someone walks by, a little movie starts playing.

I need one of these so after I go I can continue to goatsce people from beyond the grave

Electric Wrigglies
Feb 6, 2015

Neo Rasa posted:

I need one of these so after I go I can continue to goatsce people from beyond the grave

Getting probed in the afterlife.

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
NFT tombstones on the blockchain, so your loved one's memory will live on in eternity.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
Software developers really are a plague.

withoutclass
Nov 6, 2007

Resist the siren call of rhinocerosness

College Slice

Star Man posted:

Software developers really are a plague.

Product Managers*

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If we’re gonna play that game it’ll eventually roll up to tech ceos and everyone else is Just Doing Their Job

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Boris Galerkin posted:

NFT tombstones on the blockchain, so your loved one's memory will live on in eternity.

help I was hacked

all my apes ancestors are gone

withoutclass
Nov 6, 2007

Resist the siren call of rhinocerosness

College Slice

nachos posted:

If we’re gonna play that game it’ll eventually roll up to tech ceos and everyone else is Just Doing Their Job

Now you're getting it!

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.

Shrecknet posted:

y'all wanna see the most cursed poo poo ever? oh, who am i kidding of course you do!



What a perfect post/avatar combo!

In other news, AI priest gets defrocked for telling people it's okay to baptize babies in Gatorade.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Why was there an AI priest in the first place, who's idea was it to replace a job requiring empathy and wisdom with a soulless machine?

And how do I hit them?

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Kwyndig posted:

Why was there an AI priest in the first place, who's idea was it to replace a job requiring empathy and wisdom with a soulless machine?

And how do I hit them?

In the article, it says that they just had an AI chatbot set up to answer questions people had and he wasn't actually doing any priestly duties, but his avatar was wearing priest vestments. The AI is still up, but the avatar is just a man in a suit now.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


That's even dumber. I don't understand this obsession with chatbots replacing good old FAQ pages or knowledge bases.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Kwyndig posted:

That's even dumber. I don't understand this obsession with chatbots replacing good old FAQ pages or knowledge bases.

I'm pretty sure it is a combination of:

- Hot new trend (Look how relevant and up to date we are!)
- Theoretical improvements (No need to update the FAQ all the time! Users can find answers to questions we didn't think they would ask!)
- People in charge having no idea what it means in practical terms.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet



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The Grays’ shirts would feature “Bitcoin or Elon or other kinds of logos … Y Combinator is a good one for the city of San Francisco in particular.” Grays would also receive special ID cards providing access to exclusive, Gray-controlled sectors of the city. In addition, the Grays would make an alliance with the police department, funding weekly “policeman’s banquets” to win them over.

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Everyone would be welcome at the Gray Pride march—everyone, that is, except the Blues. Srinivasan defines the Blue political tribe as the liberal voters he implies are responsible for the city’s problems. Blues will be banned from the Gray-controlled zones, said Balaji, unlike Republicans (“Reds”).


This is deranged. Is he just addicted to the attention and freestyling TED talks?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
i hope his special ID cards leak all the PII and he gets sued.



Also whatever happen to that worldcoin that was going to be a global ID? (except not because all ports of access would still ask for real form of ID like passports)

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Kwyndig posted:

That's even dumber. I don't understand this obsession with chatbots replacing good old FAQ pages or knowledge bases.

As established in the documentary How I Met Your Mother by the philosopher Barney Stinson, "New is always better."

Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!
If the Grays refuse to let in the Blues, then a little bit of General Sherman should take care of it just like last time.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Blue Footed Booby posted:

This is deranged. Is he just addicted to the attention and freestyling TED talks?

He's an ultra-libertarian who'd read too much Ayn Rand and seriously dreamt of the tech industry going Galt and founding its own little utopia beyond the reach of governments. Like so many other rich tech people who followed this general intellectual line, his hatred of regulation and ethics led him to prefer right-wing politics and he eventually fell in line with the "Dark Enlightenment" techie neo-fascist movement.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
Perhaps we can fund some of those wild bears from Vermont libertarian towns to fly over and help get his libertarian party started.

Rocko Bonaparte posted:

If the Grays refuse to let in the Blues, then a little bit of General Sherman should take care of it just like last time.

:sherman:

That said, agreed

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Shrecknet posted:

y'all wanna see the most cursed poo poo ever? oh, who am i kidding of course you do!



I repeat myself. Idiocracy was a documentary.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
No, Idiocracy was pro-eugenics trash.

abravemoose
Jul 2, 2021

Volmarias posted:

Perhaps we can fund some of those wild bears from Vermont libertarian towns to fly over and help get his libertarian party started.

People keep referring to this book as a hilarious take-down of Libertarianism but I found it to be a sad story of a dying New England town. Any ideology could have come through and taken over, which is surely why it was targeted.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Volmarias posted:

Perhaps we can fund some of those wild bears from Vermont libertarian towns to fly over and help get his libertarian party started.

:sherman:

That said, agreed

It was New Hampshire. Vermont's too good to be smeared like that.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Kwyndig posted:

That's even dumber. I don't understand this obsession with chatbots replacing good old FAQ pages or knowledge bases.
Management needs something to do, so they can look like they are increasing profits, which must always go up forever. It doesn't matter if its dumb and could crash their business with little realistic upside.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Neito posted:

It was New Hampshire. Vermont's too good to be smeared like that.

It's pleasant just to think about New Hampshire.
At present I am living in Vermont.

(last two lines of a long, passionate Frost poem, "New Hampshire", which won the Pulitzer Prize.)

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos


Got to remember that while the average tech worker is a centrist liberal, the average tech CEO/former CEO is a fascist psychopath.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

golden bubble posted:

Got to remember that while the average tech worker is a centrist liberal, the average tech CEO/former CEO is a fascist psychopath.

once you make enough money you start realizing there's not really any greater outrageous governmental overreach possible than high marginal tax rates or a capital gains tax

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

evilweasel posted:

once you make enough money you start realizing there's not really any greater outrageous governmental overreach possible than high marginal tax rates or a capital gains tax

Yeah, but wouldn't CEOs generally pay lower marginal rate than well-paid professionals?

(I suspect there is also ego involved).

Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.
Once you make enough money you start to see yourself as a god.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I don't like the "put your items on the circular thingy then insert your money" checkouts that a lot of convenience stores are putting in around me. It doesn't save any time at all, even if you do it right, and that's not even accounting for the old people and what have you who always need help with it. Not sure what problem it's designed to solve, really. There's still the same amount of cashiers there's always been. I guess one could argue that it eliminates cashiers loving up and giving you the wrong change or freeing up time to clean and stock shelves but...like half the people that shop in gas stations need some tobacco/vape/blunt papers from behind the counter or are buying beer and need to be ID'd anyway

One automation I CAN get behind is the vending machines for loving scratch off tickets because NOTHING slows down the line like a lottery junky, God drat. They wanna do something, put in a machine where a person puts their ticket in and it spits out the money. Now that I think about it...why not just eliminate the ticket all together anyway?

Speaking of elimination, some of the stores that put the big TV screen things on the cooler doors have already gotten rid of them. The doors where, instead of glass, it's an LED display of Gatorade and poo poo that often don't align with what's inside that particular refrigerator and sure as poo poo don't tell you when it's empty. What a dumb, expensive idea.

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Kagrenak
Sep 8, 2010

BiggerBoat posted:

Speaking of elimination, some of the stores that put the big TV screen things on the cooler doors have already gotten rid of them. The doors where, instead of glass, it's an LED display of Gatorade and poo poo that often don't align with what's inside that particular refrigerator and sure as poo poo don't tell you when it's empty. What a dumb, expensive idea.

Come to think of it most of them around here have been pulled out of the stores as well. These were the worst, just an insane waste of money. How did they even get stores to buy them, why wasn't everyone just like "glass is already clear and your products advertise themselves by being on the shelves, idiot"

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