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suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

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shrike82 posted:

Speaking of Twitter, reminder that they've actually announced that their user base is shrinking

twitor is useful only as a platform for shameless self-advertisement.

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Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

shrike82 posted:

i've never heard of them. looking at their website, it's just another e-commerce retail site?

Pretty much. They also blew millions for a Super Bowl ad last year where, I poo poo you not: it was all about people's heads exploding at the realization they could buy stuff online and have it delivered to them. As if it were some sort of novel concept. You know, a decade after amazon.com

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Oct 10, 2012

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disruptive, n

~ emulating the actions of others in a familiar context

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Arsenic Lupin posted:

Note that this isn't just a board member, this is Marc Andreesen, founder of Netscape, who is now one of the leading Silicon Valley VCs. His opinions have sway not just over Facebook, but over who gets funded and who doesn't.

Yeah I had a feeling reading up on this guy and his opinions would just make me mad, but I like being mad, and sure enough...

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

in terms of actually interesting questions, i'm pretty keen to see whether YouTube Red succeeds or not.

for the uninitiated, there's been a bit of bubble when it comes to YouTube content creation with Google subsidizing the big YouTube stars; ad rates for YT videos have been nose-diving.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Someday in our lifetimes you're going to see Youtube Superstars organizing to form a union

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

PewDiePie is gating some of his videos now - $3 a video. Pretty curious whether teens are going to pay

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

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The Fighting Slowpokes

shrike82 posted:

PewDiePie is gating some of his videos now - $3 a video. Pretty curious whether teens are going to pay

Why would they is it difficult to pirate videos all of a sudden?

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

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shrike82 posted:

in terms of actually interesting questions, i'm pretty keen to see whether YouTube Red succeeds or not.

for the uninitiated, there's been a bit of bubble when it comes to YouTube content creation with Google subsidizing the big YouTube stars; ad rates for YT videos have been nose-diving.
Huh! I hadn't heard that. I am skeptical about Red succeeding, because historically Google hasn't had any success or knowledge in content creation, as opposed to developing platforms. Netflix and Amazon are experts in media who are reaching out into production; Google is a platform expert that is reaching out into media. Google defaults to "let the algorithm decide" on content quality, rather than paying humans to do so. See: the optimism when UI experts are hired by Google, to be followed by angry blog posts and resignations. This is because (A) the upper echelons of Google have a whim of iron that is not matched by the late Steve Jobs's good taste and (B) Google relies on testing, especially A/B testing, of individual pieces rather than the interface as a whole. This was great for search, but terrible for UIs, which are inherently integrated. I'm sourcing this on a couple of angry blog posts by some of the industry's best UI designers who were hired into Google with great expectations but gave up in disgust.

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

nah the YouTube org is structured somewhat differently from Google. there is a lot of focus on developing content creators.
that's why you have droves of "partnerships managers" who basically wrangle the bigger stars

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

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shrike82 posted:

nah the YouTube org is structured somewhat differently from Google. there is a lot of focus on developing content creators.
Yeah, and that's been true for most of the history of post-merger YouTube, but they haven't succeeded yet.

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Yeah, and that's been true for most of the history of post-merger YouTube, but they haven't succeeded yet.

Not sure posting a simple history of YT says anything.
Hey, I'm not sure whether they'll succeed in selling content. All I'm saying is that they're not structured like the rest of Google like you suggested.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

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shrike82 posted:

Not sure posting a simple history of YT says anything.
Hey, I'm not sure whether they'll succeed in selling content. All I'm saying is that they're not structured like the rest of Google like you suggested.

The reason I posted the link was to call out the number of times they've tried selling content with little-to-no success. They've had a video-renting service for 5 years; who uses YouTube instead of Netflix, Amazon, or the individual content-producing streaming services? In 2013 they launched YouTube Comedy Week, which was pretty much ignored and never had a followup. The last two CEOs installed at YouTube were long-term Google insiders; the current CEO, Susan Wojcicki, is the Google Ads and Marketing specialist who originally championed the Youtube buyout: she's a monetizer, not a creator. The previous CEO, Salar Kamangar, was employee #7 at Google and had been head of Google Apps before transferring; again, not a person with a history in media. The Youtube organization is not promoting CEOs from within, but instead hiring senior executives with a Google pedigree.

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Oct 10, 2012

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Frankly the whole paid video thing is getting out of hand. Between Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Video, I'd be reluctant to subscribe to even more $10/month-ish things and frankly I can't be bothered to janitor even more accounts either.

Centralise all the things, $20/month for the one true video streaming site.

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

Hmm, it very well could be a monetizing attempt that fails.
Still will be interesting given how high profile PDP is and the extent of the effort at creating paid only video content (using FoD).

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Oct 10, 2012

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Who is pdp anyway, one of those guys famous for being famous?

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

arguably the biggest online star (defo YT's biggest).
took in 12 million last year

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


I'm subscribed because you get google play music on top

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

blowfish posted:

Who is pdp anyway, one of those guys famous for being famous?

This is Youtube Red's headliner from the spam they sent out about it just a day or two ago:

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

blowfish posted:

Who is pdp anyway, one of those guys famous for being famous?

Scarecams, LPs, pulling facial expressions, wacky voices, rampant misogyny and rape jokes until it threatened his revenue due to goons calling him on it.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

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blowfish posted:

Who is pdp anyway, one of those guys famous for being famous?

Children's entertainer on youtube, he plays video games while 8-14 year olds watch him

which is btw why everyone over 14 hates him

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

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Typo posted:

Children's entertainer on youtube, he plays video games while 8-14 year olds watch him

which is btw why everyone over 14 hates him
And, again, serious "watch me play games" work has moved to Twitch.tv when that could have been a Youtube success.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Discendo Vox posted:

Scarecams, LPs, pulling facial expressions, wacky voices, rampant misogyny and rape jokes until it threatened his revenue due to goons calling him on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFbVKL-Meo0

eviltastic
Feb 8, 2004

Fan of Britches

blowfish posted:

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shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

the whiteness of the entire tech industry (with a substantial Asian minority) really comes thru when you spend time in the Bay Area.
remember being out for drinks one night in SF with ex-classmates and someone joking about blacks in the industry.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

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shrike82 posted:

the whiteness of the entire tech industry (with a substantial Asian minority) really comes thru when you spend time in the Bay Area.
remember being out for drinks one night in SF with ex-classmates and someone joking about blacks in the industry.

The bay area isn't all that great representation of the entire tech industry

But yeah the autisim rates in west coast tech hubs is really something to behold

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

well, given the focus is on unicorns, uber etc. think you can treat tech industry as shorthand for that side of things.

no one gives a poo poo about enterprise IT or the more sedate b2b outfits.

size1one
Jun 24, 2008

I don't want a nation just for me, I want a nation for everyone

Bastard Tetris posted:

As an (ex)-insider: I don't know how much they were exaggerating, but the C-level folks were the cart driving the horse when it came to a lot of things, they wanted to be first to market and wanted to sell a lab-developed test as an advisory tool while working with physicians, which is all good and legal. As far as I could tell from where I sat this was a letter they got from FDA in November, it got addressed, and a few pre-clinical tests are underway.

It's a horrible company, and Grail is going to destroy them, but that CBS profile was kind of a hit piece.

Full disclosure, I work for a competitor.

They were exaggerating quite a bit. Current sequencing technology is too noisy to detect circulating tumor DNA reliably. There just isn't enough ctDNA in the blood at early stages. Either the cancer is further along (at least stage 2) or the test will require more blood & sequencer time. Both of the latter drive up the cost of the test. Based on the prices on their website, they probably are either taking a HUGE loss or don't have a reliable test.

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

I know we're supposed to move on from locationchat, but even if you restrict yourself to democrat-run states there are plenty of viable lower cost tech hubs - most of which are already getting investment and are not cultural Siberias. Chicago, Boston, Minneapolis, Vegas, Philly, Denver...

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

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size1one posted:

Full disclosure, I work for a competitor.

They were exaggerating quite a bit. Current sequencing technology is too noisy to detect circulating tumor DNA reliably. There just isn't enough ctDNA in the blood at early stages. Either the cancer is further along (at least stage 2) or the test will require more blood & sequencer time. Both of the latter drive up the cost of the test. Based on the prices on their website, they probably are either taking a HUGE loss or don't have a reliable test.

Neither would surprise me. I'm so glad I'm out of that mess.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Gail Wynand posted:

I know we're supposed to move on from locationchat, but even if you restrict yourself to democrat-run states there are plenty of viable lower cost tech hubs - most of which are already getting investment and are not cultural Siberias. Chicago, Boston, Minneapolis, Vegas, Philly, Denver...

Indianapolis likes to fantasize about it but we're too controlled by right wing lunatics to follow through on it.

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

Gail Wynand posted:

I know we're supposed to move on from locationchat, but even if you restrict yourself to democrat-run states there are plenty of viable lower cost tech hubs - most of which are already getting investment and are not cultural Siberias. Chicago, Boston, Minneapolis, Vegas, Philly, Denver...

Boston isn't cheap these days

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

shrike82 posted:

Boston isn't cheap these days
Neither is Denver. Still not nearly as expensive as SF.

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


Arsenic Lupin posted:

Based on the dot-com wave, stockholders buy expecting Facebook-style (at the time it was Amazon-style IIRC) growth, and they panic at any sign that the growth curve is tapering off. If you can't become rich holding the stock, better sell it off and buy something that *can* make you rich. Lowering your earnings expectations is a classic way to panic investors. (Earnings predictions are such a crazy dance anyway; back in dot-com it was expected for companies to inform finance insiders of their *real* predictions, leading to the "whisper numbers". I have no idea if this still happens.)

e: I just encountered the Gartner Magic Quadrant and now I have a stabbing pain in my insides.

Sometimes the behavior of investors makes me wonder if they are not actually human but instead some sort of ungulate.

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

Gail Wynand posted:

Neither is Denver. Still not nearly as expensive as SF.

I think Seattle's another hub. It never went bubble mode for some reason.

Solkanar512
Dec 28, 2006

by the sex ghost

shrike82 posted:

I think Seattle's another hub. It never went bubble mode for some reason.

There is most certainly a property bubble in Seattle due to a confluence of Amazon/Facebook/Google and loving NIMBYs.

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

I haven't been there a year but it still seemed pretty cheap to me.
2.5 grand for a 1BR downtown.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

shrike82 posted:

I haven't been there a year but it still seemed pretty cheap to me.
2.5 grand for a 1BR downtown.

Is this sarcastic, or are you that out of touch as to what "cheap" means to most people?

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

I'm comparing it with the other major hubs like SF and NYC.

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Apr 12, 2012

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In the dot-com era I very briefly (6 months) worked for an investment bank, on the infrastructure side. The actual movers and shakers were quite blunt about how little they cared what happened to a stock after they brought it public. Their job was to make $$$$ for the investment bank and coincidentally some of the founders at the IPO, to give the company a couple of Buy ratings, and then to cut the company loose. Some investors* buy invest pre-IPO and then dump most, if not all, of the shares at the IPO; they don't think the stock is a long-term win, they just want to make the quick profit.

* You have to be what used to be a "sophisticated investor", now a "qualified investor" to be allowed to invest at this stage. There are several different criteria, but two of them boil down to "having more than $1M net worth" and "having more than $200K yearly income".

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