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not memeing it up by being Doom, geuess the Tesla is doomed
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Groovelord Neato posted:i've never understood why people invest in uber. there's no point where it can ever be profitable. but what if youre wrong.
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Jun 7, 2019 21:12
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well how much did they pay for it? (also who did they pay for it)
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Jun 14, 2019 19:16
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how much buttcoinz do you have and how many of them are owl/bird/furry based?
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Jun 17, 2019 20:47
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i thought the point of those new I.D ______ CAPACHAS was to help the beepboops ID things (also if a object's pixel is in another box is it right to select it? Am I teaching AI that a blank sidewalk is a car?)
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Jun 20, 2019 02:49
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if we had excess zero/low carbon energy already that would be fine but we dont. also why doesnt the Io(shi)T bulb have a pinhole reset? What did some MBA beancounter quaterly-numbers-go-up type say no to that based on poo poo accountting? PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Jun 20, 2019 |
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Jun 20, 2019 19:39
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I'm sure it's come up before but is lab/vat "meat" also another luxury item solution looking for a problem(where its more about allowing privileged people to still eat "meat" with out hurting their feefees)
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Jun 21, 2019 01:00
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Motronic posted:You understand that BOTH need to be up for this to work if it's internet over cell, right? n Just because a tower is up, and even connected to the voice network doesn't mean that the internet transit is up from that tower or the entire path from that cell tower to whatever lovely public cloud provider they are using, not to mention the "servers" on that cloud provider being running and working. but clouds are always in the sky, except when the forecast says high pressure with clear skys.
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Jun 21, 2019 05:57
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lol at the robot overlord textbooks going "and then robo racism started because 1%ers made our earliest " " "ancestor " " " a +1st class citizen "
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Jun 27, 2019 19:14
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pffff and I bet you think that her emails weren't wiped with a cloth and some acid? very acid bleach, i heard she used a nice cloth too.
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Jul 2, 2019 21:41
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Lambert posted:Or maybe they won't be able to decode that data because the way the video or picture compression algorithm works has been lost with time. Also, the way we're burning resources now, seems unlikely there will be equipment to decode anything in the year 6000. but what if i write the instructions on paper and on how to do it huh?
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Jul 12, 2019 22:59
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there's a non zerochance that a lucky customer will get a negative number and therefore get money just like with Hatreon, the nazi patreon. (and hopefully they cash out and Uber doesnt use its legal muscle to get the money back)
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Jul 18, 2019 06:04
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the ultimate punks, n-D chess distruptuion with so many D that they distrupt/kill themseleves.
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Jul 19, 2019 02:44
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this cyberpunk future really sucks
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Jul 26, 2019 00:06
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why did he allow the dilberrito? did he just do it for the light wordplay? This was the 90s and 99.9999% of white Merica was still deathly afraid of mexican ethnic food and spicyness above a single molecue of black pepper
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Jul 30, 2019 02:48
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but isnt it worth it to use my smartphone to make toast so i can save a few mins and all for the price of telemtrics data about how and when I toast and entering my ssn number and giving a DNA sample to the toaster every morning?
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Aug 2, 2019 04:08
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is this the same food delivery company from a several weeks ago or a different one?
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Aug 7, 2019 04:23
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because it will be more expensive and worst and kill people. and richer tech bros will pay more just for
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Aug 9, 2019 18:14
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Uber is run by an AI whose prime directive is
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Aug 10, 2019 01:47
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isnt one of their arguments, "to make sure other driving services dont steal their dudes" moot since drivers in this industry already have all the apps competitors?
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Sep 4, 2019 17:19
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beta techbro billionaire of a glorified taxi service: hello I would like an l-i-f-t for I'm a weiner lul! Chad Kochbro *creates a massive shadow network to control global gov*
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Sep 4, 2019 18:28
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120$ a month huh, arent the preimum levels of even fad cultlite programs sub 100$?
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Sep 5, 2019 02:44
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there's a lovely hamster wheel they can use for the night. (also some techbro saw a video about other shapes of constant width that arent circles and therefore decided to literally reivent the nontwheeel)
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Sep 5, 2019 17:55
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this after(weeks or months ago) that article about an uber ride that a few degrees helped a kid suicide? also reinventing buses(and other schooling transit) but worse and forprofit
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Sep 7, 2019 06:03
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Shugojin posted:Silicion Valley hasn't invented a real thing in decades lmao i wonder whats the stupdiest thing or most basic thing a techbro would try to reinvent.
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Sep 22, 2019 01:11
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lol that flying train thing is like getting dangerously close to my metal gear fanfic weapon ideas. "rail gun? trains are on rails, what if we put nuke railgun on a robo train?"
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Oct 4, 2019 18:46
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theres a decent connection to the rise of the 30+ min commute and wingnut radio bullshit.
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Oct 8, 2019 17:13
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lol at google training its AI on DarkSidePhil and pewpewdie , and other lovely streamers.
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Oct 9, 2019 17:58
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lol at reinventing phone booths but with cancer. (also phone booths should totally come back, because having a privacy for calls and stuff is nice.) PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Oct 15, 2019 |
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Oct 15, 2019 05:07
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hasn't Japan been slowly climbing out of its recession(depression?), One of its megacorps imploding sounds bad.
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Oct 24, 2019 17:54
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Motronic posted:No, because you have commercial concerns fighting against them presenting data in a better way. oh wow its the accueweather guy, the guy that wants to create a expensive thermometer licensing system or some other sort of nightmare liberterian bullshit.
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Oct 30, 2019 05:11
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its double verified, its like 2FA but 2VA. - some marketer that got a bonus.
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Nov 6, 2019 20:46
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Robinhood allowing this reminds me of Hatreon, the nazi Pateon, was so poorly coded that putting in a negative number took money from them and gave it to you. (also I think I made this post before) Also also putting in a imaginary or complex number opened a spacetime hole that sucked you into the hyperreals fin dimension.
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Nov 7, 2019 03:17
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Why can't they just put a line of code at the very end of THEALGORITHM that says "do the opposite"? I call this "the episode where George Costanza did the opposite of what he normally did and his life actually improving" logic. Please give me a 99 figure check.
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Nov 11, 2019 00:11
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Anza Borrego posted:Absolutely less profitable, especially in light of “disruption”: this loving poo poo is why I'm getting the physical menus and biz cards of the local places around me, gently caress google is probably gonna to start doing this crap in a non zero amount of time.
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Nov 12, 2019 06:33
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well atleast it didnt go back in with his hand. edit: da gently caress is lemonade and 1)why doesnt it have the techbro spelling 2) are techbros just using common search terms hoping for SEO bullshit will make their stock number go up? PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Nov 19, 2019 |
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Nov 19, 2019 22:05
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see this is why you also have burner emails and social media accounts to go along your burner worker phone.
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Nov 20, 2019 20:47
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at least the wheels are still circles and not other shapes on constant width. I bet if Musk heard of those the car would be even more stupid.
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but i thought Musk wanted to protect children(from pedos)
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