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that was a cool and uplifting post skex, thanks for making it 
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Nov 3, 2016 22:39
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do white apples have white seeds
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Nov 7, 2016 09:16
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today i tried to sell five ewes and a ram to a woman whose first name was cortez but after chasing them around the paddock for two hours she admitted defeat and went home empty-handed. i have a whole lineup of people next in line to take the sheep if they can catch them, the next attempt is tomorrow morning, and i feel like this will become the herculean quest of our time except the reward is two purebred damara ewes, three purebred dorpers and an awassi cross, difficult to find in australia, for a hundred bucks. anyway are there any desk jockeys itt want to make this an app and send it viral
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Nov 7, 2016 10:10
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i am furious about taxis. i hate taxis! one taxi driver called me a witch and accused me of being in a witch's coven of black widows and when i told him my uncle had actually died of cancer not murder he barely skipped a beat. my asian friends get sexually harrassed every second ride. rural taxi drivers are okay though, there's just the ten percent who are serial killers. however i have to honourably mention a taxi driver in the city once who was indian-australian and kept my mother and i regaled for twenty minutes about how he was some sort of guerrilla anti-racist freedom fighter who travelled around the capital cities giving rides to neo-nazis and effortlessly destroying them with his fists. he was great and i would happily pay twice the usual cab fare if every driver was guaranteed to be like him
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Dec 18, 2016 05:05
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however taxis are bad and creeps. you fools (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 18, 2016 05:09
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i'm a car
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Dec 20, 2016 22:18
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i want a car that says "i hosed up" in a calm robot voice just before i die in a fiery collision
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Dec 20, 2016 22:58
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carrrrrrs cars cars caaaaarrrrrrs toot toot beep beep CARS ARE THE CANCER THAT ARE KILLING US. WE ENGINEERED OUR OWN CANCER YOU FOOLS
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Dec 21, 2016 11:15
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and now you're embracing it! you're perpetrating ways to help it spread faster! you idiots! cars are an evolutionary dead end, we'll all die out unless we think OUTSIDE the car to the heart of how our pre-ordained societal structure works. we can't work outside that structure, it's hard-coded into us. we need communal workspaces in the heart of cities and everybody shits on the ground so it's added to a nutrient pool from which our food is grown. antisocial individuals are beaten to death by the greater colony. i begin to dance and rays of opalescent future shoot out of my mouth, you are rendered numb from shock and arousal
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Dec 21, 2016 11:20
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every intelligent race is eventually faced with a convenience choice that will suit its paradigms and current means of resource extraction but will also place a huge exertion on natural resources and do more harm than good. we only have one biosphere! we can't destroy it! we have to evolve beyond the car, it's a death trap and a snake in the grass
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Dec 21, 2016 11:22
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beasts of burden are better than cars you idiots. once upon a time all cows drew vehicles. therefore you have a cow and a vehicle working together in harmony so the methane from the cow is matched by the total lack of energy expenditure from the vehicle (petrol etc.) instead of engineering better cars, we need to engineer better cows
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Dec 21, 2016 11:23
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human beings shouldn't move at speeds greater than 30 km/hour and if you think otherwise you're just hosed. "oh but i want to travel overseas and expand my soulniverse!" too loving bad you dimwit (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 21, 2016 11:24
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my only hobby is watching the love boat and i can reproduce the entire show in real time by reciting the lines of every episode in chronological order while acting out the motions of these characters that have become my family, friends and religious congregation
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