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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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VideoGameVet posted:

I work with a company that puts a digital signature (hash) of the item into the NFT, so even if the URL goes dark, as long as you have the item somewhere you can verify that it is identical to the one that existed when the NFT was minted.

None of the marketplaces do this apparently.

Does your company also have a lead on NFTs actually being anything more than "Hey guys this picture of Kermit loving Miss Piggy is totally mine forever, So Says The BLOCKCHAIN, no I didn't draw it or commission it why do you ask?"

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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Megillah Gorilla posted:

Quick question about bitcoins et al. Now, the more people mine, the harder they are to "find". Meaning it use more resources to keep things going.

But isn't that increase in difficulty wholly arbitrary? I mean, couldn't you create your digital currency and mine every single one at super easy difficulty?

I mean, there's no actual cryptographic reason for all this "using more electricity than Belgium" bullshit, is there?

Yes.

The reason for the massive cost to mine new tokens is purely artificial scarcity.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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VideoGameVet posted:

In 2016 you could use bitcoins to send $$$ overseas at a fraction of the cost and time of a wire.

Now it's totally useless as a method of payment. Proof of Work is also an environmental disaster.

ONE Bitcoin transaction uses enough electricity (over 700kwh) to charge a Tesla for 2700 miles.

Holy poo poo, I knew it was high, I didn't realize it was that high!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Freakazoid_ posted:

Wasn't cryptocurrency designed to be untraceable? The whole point was to provide a currency outside of government control using anonymity. And yet here the feds are, tracking people and their monopoly money down. That alone should've ended the charade.

It was never meant to be untraceable, it was meant to be anonymous and decentralized. Not anonymous in the sense of "but how did they know that I paid for child porn if they knew what my wallet was?!" but in the sense of not requiring anyone to know anything about you to create your own wallet. How you get the butts into and out of that wallet is up to you.

Volmarias fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Apr 16, 2021

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Detective No. 27 posted:

Yeah, how are you supposed to crack open a cold one while fooling the computer at the same time?

The bottle opener part isn't what you insert, so just put the bottle down low and twist!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Platystemon posted:

Internet fascists are already calling it “Based camp”.

I just made that up.

With half the tweets seeming to be "good riddance to these spoiled woke idiots, good luck with those stock options OOH WAIT LMAO" this may be more true than you would like it to be.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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PT6A posted:

The FAA or relevant aviation authorities would absolutely have your rear end for doing this.

I hold a commercial pilot license. If I were to say to a buddy "hey I'm flying to Vancouver next week" and he says "cool, can I come if I pay for some gas?" there are specific regulations about how much fuel he can reimburse me for. If he says "oh, hey, I need to go to Kelowna, can you land and drop me off along the way?" I cannot take any money because now his presence is not incidental to the flight.

If you want to make money, or even just lose less money, flying, you pretty much have to do it under commercial regulations. You could, of course, start a company that follows all of those regulations with whatever sort of aircraft can be legally used for those purposes and, guess what: those already exist! They are just really, really heinously expensive because there's no way around it.

Counter point: Uber et al have had "ignore all regulation" as their business model and it seems like it's worked well enough for them so far because Something Something Job Creators Regulations Something Bureaucratic Red Tape Something.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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blunt posted:

Meanwhile, in non-Tesla self driving news

https://twitter.com/verge/status/1393285650783346688

The video for this is absolutely insane. Gets stuck at a right turn with construction for a few minutes, then makes the turn but stops blocking half the lane for a few minutes, then reverses and blocks the whole lane for a few minutes, before deciding to drive on until it finds more construction and stops again.

The kicker - every time it moves the roadside technician gets cancelled.

Sounds like it started moving Waymo often than they wanted

:downsrim:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Pulling into a gas station in the future that asks if you want regular, freemium, or super.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Sodomy Hussein posted:

Finally, a chance for bondage over shared interests.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

[in a muffled voice from inside my coffin] "McDonalds!"

Ba da baa ba baaa, I'm in hell, oh god, forgive me, wh-

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Solkanar512 posted:

I’m sorry, what the gently caress?? So if that person is “captured”, they get to face kidnapping charges, right?

If the prosecutor doesn't decline to prosecute, sure.

Take a guess how likely that one is.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Feels like it would have been simpler to just list things they ARE allowed.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Mister Facetious posted:

Not saying you have to charge more, just match uber prices but give 99% of it to the drivers.


Doesn't Uber already put all responsibility on the driver in the first place?

I believe Uber currently pays drivers MORE than the revenue, because they're blowing through VC capital to try to run any competitors out of business and then make themselves the only game in town. You're somewhat constrained by the network effect on this too.

Also, lol if you think "uh guys it's JUST a FEW servers and a couple nerds, how hard could this be?" when Uber is now (unfortunately) one of the top tech talent pools.

P.S. your drivers will come with a $50 phone that was last updated 4 years ago, enjoy the absolute hell of compatibility with older devices.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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This is just a bizarre "bing bong so simple" take

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Mister Facetious posted:

:what:

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that basing your economic plan on that of the Underpants Gnomes is not a recipe for long term success.

The ??? Step is "achieve monopoly status in the local market, charge monopoly prices"

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Beelzebufo posted:

https://twitter.com/Lemonade_Inc/status/1396868193029873664

lol that this is something you would say to the public, and not keep to an investor's pitch.

No, this is something you tell the investors so they know you have a differentiator and a way to actually make a profit. You don't tell the public so that it's a "mystery" why their claims get denied.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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GrandpaPants posted:

We really need to ban cryptocurrencies.

Which is why we will continue to embrace them as we slowly boil ourselves alive

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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eXXon posted:

The future is already here! Police find bitcoin mine using stolen electricity in West Midlands:
The images of the badass mining rigs are well worth a click (there's some leeching protection and I'm too lazy to re-host them).

The most criminal thing here is the sloppy cable management!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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nishi koichi posted:

i thought awkward nerds (being one myself) would be the first to understand how hosed up it is for programs read your every movement and facial tic and decide things about you because of them

but they haven't understood it at all and they keep making them. what problems are they trying to solve here?

The Voight-Kampff isn't going to make itself, you know.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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TACD posted:

Cryptocurrency is such a loving cancer, holy poo poo

Norton 360 antivirus now lets you mine Ethereum cryptocurrency
"We'll hold on to your wallet for you so those nasty wallet inspectors don't take it away"

This is just impressively cynical.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Looking forward to the nearly finished building near me to remain forever in that state, with half the street closed and fenced off forever.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Laserface posted:

They wont care because even if they lose (they wont) the payout will still be less than paying workers a living wage.

also the claim that it was 85% accurate is surely significantly lower than a human being taking orders?

excluding human error at the other end of the drive thru where the food is bagged/handed over 85% seems to be pretty fuckin bad when you are limited to a specific menu of items.

That's what I was thinking too. It may be inexpensive compared to having a person there, but delays due to incorrect orders probably more than erase that.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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LanceHunter posted:

Oooh, gonna go ahead and make a Hell House VR game to white-label and offer to churches to skin with their branding...

Just don't let the kids learn about Doom Eternal

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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:barf:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Agents are GO! posted:

I really want to get this joke, but it's been so long since I played that. :/

I had to look this up too.


quote:

The upper city employees are treated better but are still required to follow strict rules. For example, they are only allowed to store four emails on their work computers at any one time. The rest must be archived, and access to archived emails has to be formally requested.[3] In addition, certain portions of the labs and offices are accessible only to employees with the relevant access card. Any attempts to visit these areas without permission will be met with lethal force.

Aesthetically pleasing inboxes

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Sagacity posted:

"This is America! I don't want your socialist energy-saving measures, I want capitalist subsidized electricity!"

Also, don't go live in the literal desert and then complain it's a bit hot.

I genuinely hope that the immense heatwaves in places like Las Vegas help some people realize that climate change is apparently A Thing and perhaps something should be done about it.

The people deciding that Something Should Be Done aren't the ones bring inconvenienced by heat waves.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Solkanar512 posted:

The platform is called “MyIR.” Here’s their privacy policy: https://app.myirmobile.com/privacy-policy

I went through and read the whole thing. It's reasonable. They need to share information about you to the health department if they want to say you've been vaccinated. It enumerates what, how and with who the info is shared, such as for analytics. The only caveats are that if the company gets bought or something then the privacy policy no longer counts, and a California resident note about requesting the info they provided to advertise to you. I suspect the latter is boilerplate.

Fame Douglas posted:

Most keyless entry systems are hilariously insecure, they're not adding to the security.

Yeah, there's this too. When I got my car the salesman looked at me like I had a second head when I tried explaining that I don't actually want keyless.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Space Gopher posted:

Are you disputing that the privacy policy allows the use of family health information for advertising, or are you saying that it’s perfectly reasonable for a state government to say “if you want to access your state vaccination record, you have to let this third party use your health records for advertising, and share your ‘de-identified’ personal info with whatever business partners they want”?

This is meant to cover things like call to action email from them about something or other. Critically, it does NOT include providing it to third parties. The subdomain etc bit is so that there's no gold fringe complaints that nerds.com was given this info but mail.nerds.com was not and furthermore

A lot of this, including 'aggregation' involves writing out very explicitly that they're going to stick Google Analytics on their page without having to specify exactly how that happens. They can tell investors that there's 50000 users who blah blah blah

E: to clarify it sucks that they needed a third party to do this but the privacy policy isn't terrible per se, and honestly it's information they could already probably aggregate about you (e.g. Target knowing you're pregnant before you tell anyone)

There's stuff that's WAY worse out there, and this probably includes stuff that your government wants you to use because they want someone else to be a payment processor for parking tickets

Volmarias fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Jun 24, 2021

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Yeah the tweets follow-up by showing how it's "building consumer insights" and letting people "interact with brands" and other garbage that makes marketing a pox upon the world.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Baronash posted:

shame them for taking up a whole shelf with a salad spinner

Shame me?

Buddy, if you aren't centrifuging lettuce, why are you even making the salad?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Platystemon posted:

lol what

This is some black-and-white infomercial poo poo.

attempts to hook up VCR with garden hose, becomes entangled like it’s a boa constrictor, spouse walks in and trips on hose

“There has to be a better way!”

I've got a Smart TV and the $20 bargain basement Roku I use with it is significantly more powerful.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Freakazoid_ posted:

This is ironic, right until nintendo cereal makes a comeback.

They never left. My child eats this:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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The Lone Badger posted:

They've already got attention-sensing tech to make sure your eyes are on the road, they can repurpose it so the cars will pull over if your eyes aren't watching the screen.

McDonald's!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

no, DC is famously in a swamp. the next best thing would be to relocate the white house into the head of george washington at mount rushmore, so the the presidential flying car can egress directly through washington's gaping mouth

This is the future I wish we got.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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TACD posted:

When I think “flying car” I’m not imagining a car with wings, I’m imagining the Blade Runner spinner or the Fifth Element taxi.

A car with wings is way too dorky and I’m not interested :colbert:

Speak for yourself, a car with folding wings would be extremely my poo poo. Becoming a fold out rotorcraft is the only way it could be better.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Magic Hate Ball posted:

My favorite forgotten chapter of Les Miserables is where Victor Hugo muses on the enormous amount of human feces that just float out of Paris on the Seine, and how it could be put to use by being scooped up and repurposed as manure.

Isn't using human poo as fertilizer a bad idea, due to poo born disease?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Mister Facetious posted:

Youtube's automatic DMCA algorithm Lawyers and judges?

The people with guns who are allowed to kidnap you, and shoot you if you resist too hard.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Mister Facetious posted:

I'm actually scared to ask you to cite the case of a (US) police team serving an arrest warrant/court summons and shooting someone over pirated music/video content. :ohdear:

Just say yes or no, don't link it if yes. I will 100% take your word for it.

I don't think that one's actually happened, fortunately.

Clarste posted:

I would venture a guess that the police almost never get involved in copyright disputes. Most disputes probably begin and end with a cease and desist letter and a strongly worded threat of legal action.

The police are an arm of the state meant to enforce judgement made by the courts, which is why you can't just declare bankruptcy like Michael Scott and just walk away from all your problems.

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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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suck my woke dick posted:

still love the car though

Of course! They'll love it

TO DEATH

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