NFL Offseason Feb. Gold Cleats and Bold Feats

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

N: has a Super Bowl ring
V:

His Twitter handle is @sonofbum

I love :baby:

# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:07

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# ? May 7, 2024 13:32

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
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^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

Kony Ealy was great tonight and Shane Ray has a ring now. Go Mizzou. gently caress Kroenke

# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:17

logger: Jun 28, 2008; ...and in what manner the Ancyent Marinere came back to his own Country.; Soiled Meat

Bad Moon posted:

He drives a Lamborghini so Beacon Plumbing must pay pretty well

I don't see him Freakin', do you?

Shadowhand00 posted:

According to reports, Marshawn hasn't spent a penny of his earnings and has mostly lived off of endorsements. I will miss you the most out of all the players in the league Beast Mode. Hopefully, he goes back to Cal to get his degree since he promised his mom.

I wonder how many train cars worth of skittles he has been given throughout his career.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 11:05

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

I always knew this day would come. The day the draft talk came out.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 13:44

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Happy trails Marshawn, you're this lifelong fan's favorite Seahawk. Godspeed you incredible weirdo.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 14:27

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

tranime scholar posted:

Kony Ealy was great tonight and Shane Ray has a ring now. Go Mizzou. gently caress Kroenke

Ealy was really good. Gonna be interesting to see what Gettleboogie does with that d-line. Well mainly the ends

# ? Feb 8, 2016 14:53

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Can't believe the thread title isn't WOOOOOOO

# ? Feb 8, 2016 14:57

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Next year, I'm going to get a ticket and yell "NOOOOOOO" the whole time. Just constant sorrowful wailing.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 15:02

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Parmesan Basil posted:

Next year, I'm going to get a ticket and yell "NOOOOOOO" the whole time. Just constant sorrowful wailing.

No, you won't. Lying like this is a sin before Manning.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 15:22

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

That's interesting.

https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/696681462926548993

# ? Feb 8, 2016 15:43

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ozu posted:

That's interesting.

https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/696681462926548993

It better happen. Best o-line coach in the league for 40 years. (I don't know if he was the best in the 70s/80s idk but he was the best in recent history)

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:11

Notable Dom X: Apr 3, 2011; by exmarx; Buglord

the offseason is where the mettle of true fans are tested. i for one can not wait for my team to select one christian hackenburg

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:21

Durandal1707: Oct 11, 2013

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

It better happen. Best o-line coach in the league for 40 years. (I don't know if he was the best in the 70s/80s idk but he was the best in recent history)

Not that Scarnecchia doesn't deserve credit for constantly coaching up good offensive lines, but Jim Hanifan and Hudson Houck both deserve mentions if we're going that route.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:23

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/Candice6abc/status/696706896280080384

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:24

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

I found it fitting that the team who plays in BOFA Stadium got a face full of D's nuts to end their season.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:24

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Ozu posted:

https://twitter.com/Candice6abc/status/696706896280080384

when kicking rear end in a bar fight goes terribly wrong...

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:26

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Ozu posted:

https://twitter.com/Candice6abc/status/696706896280080384

The offseason never changes and tbf I am taking some enjoyment out of a former Eagle owning himself.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:27

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Chip Was Right (tm)

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:28

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Did somebody say gang ties (I know it's not DJax shut up)

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:28

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Ozu posted:

https://twitter.com/Candice6abc/status/696706896280080384

Oh for gently caress sake.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:29

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

http://6abc.com/news/sources-off-duty-philly-officers-assaulted-by-lesean-mccoy/1191784/

quote:

PHILADELPHIA (WPVI) -- Sources tell Action News that two off-duty Philadelphia police officers were assaulted by former Eagles player LeSean McCoy.

Both officers were hospitalized as a result of the incident.

It happened around 2:30 a.m. Sunday at the Recess Lounge located at 125 South 2nd Street in Old City.

It was there that McCoy, and a friend, were involved in a physical altercation with the two officers, sources said.

Sources also say that while McCoy and his friend were not arrested, they are the focus of the investigation.

A police report was made at the time the incident took place, those sources added.

Action News has reached out to McCoy's agent, Drew Rosenhaus, for comment.

so they beat the cops up so bad that they were hospitalized, but they didn't arrest them? :confused:

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:30

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Ehud posted:

http://6abc.com/news/sources-off-duty-philly-officers-assaulted-by-lesean-mccoy/1191784/

so they beat the cops up so bad that they were hospitalized, but they didn't arrest them?

IT WAS A SHAKEDOWN (BREAK DOWN EVERYBODY)

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:33

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

They likely deserved it.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:35

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

I mean, they're cops. Do you want him to NOT hit them?

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:36

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Ehud posted:

http://6abc.com/news/sources-off-duty-philly-officers-assaulted-by-lesean-mccoy/1191784/

so they beat the cops up so bad that they were hospitalized, but they didn't arrest them?

turns out you can't arrest people when you are lying in the floor with broken bones!

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:37

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Mystic Stylez posted:

turns out you can't arrest people when you are lying in the floor with broken bones!

#lifehack

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:38

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Ozu posted:

https://twitter.com/Candice6abc/status/696706896280080384

Welcome to the off-season!

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:40

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

There is something Shady about this story

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:42

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Mel Mudkiper posted:

There is something Shady about this story

#dadjokes

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:43

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

i'm still confused as to why someone would buy mel a red title + av to remind him that he's a fan of a rad team

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:44

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

two drunk guys run their mouths and get their asses kicked by an NFL player, then want to swing some dick so they get their coworkers to investigate why they got their asses beat.

McCoy is about to get pulled over for an illegal tint job, resist arrest, and shoot himself in the back of the head three or four times.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:44

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Sour Diesel posted:

i'm still confused as to why someone would buy mel a red title + av to remind him that he's a fan of a rad team

Its weird right?

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:45

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Next year I'd like to see the Ravens in the bowl. We need some elite QB play to make up for this year's slugfest.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:46

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

Here comes nice weather and no football.
Hopefully the Seahawks get an actual o-line this year.
I will miss watching you play, Lynch.
Rawls looks promising.
Congrats Broncos.
Cam looked like a bitch at the end of that game. Not your fault the Broncos D was on PCP.

Here is a cloud. http://imgur.com/lUKohtJ.jpg

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:48

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Spiros posted:

Next year I'd like to see the Ravens in the bowl. We need some elite QB play to make up for this year's slugfest.

Don't worry we will bounce back and be there :getin:

Taking Joe Flacco down after not missing a single game in his career was the wrong move and he will put up 6,000 passing yards next season.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:48

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Holy poo poo, LeSean McCoy beat up 2 cops in Philly.

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/2/8/10937360/lesean-mccoy-philadelphia-police-officers-eagles-bills-running-back-arrest

edit: beaten but i have a non-twitter link!

and here i thought it would be a calm offseason in philly :smith:

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:54

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

axeil posted:

Holy poo poo, LeSean McCoy beat up 2 cops in Philly.

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/2/8/10937360/lesean-mccoy-philadelphia-police-officers-eagles-bills-running-back-arrest

Whats up Bill Murray

# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:55