NFL Offseason Feb. Gold Cleats and Bold Feats

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Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Jeff Fisher must have Charles Manson level of speaking skills

# ? Mar 1, 2016 02:17

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# ? May 7, 2024 14:52

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Mystic Stylez posted:

https://twitter.com/nwagoner/status/704460571198947328

loving lol

I wish I could fail upwards like this

# ? Mar 1, 2016 02:25

cosmic gumbo

Mar 26, 2005

IMA

GRIP

SIP

Los Angeles loves a ~~winner~~ 8-8 team.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 02:29

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Even tho he sabatoged a team i don't like; i still hate Jeff Fisher

# ? Mar 1, 2016 02:33

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Nothing says LA sexy chic like a cheap shot called on a Cardinals tackle

# ? Mar 1, 2016 02:35

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Yeah, it's pretty much the ultimate way to go out. I am not understanding the 'poor form' comment either

The Steelers suck and all, this we all know, but even so Bettis going out after winning a Super Bowl in his hometown and announcing it right on the stage was pretty awesome.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 02:58

ChickenMedium: Sep 2, 2001; Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Stan Kroenke is D.B. Cooper and Jeff Fisher has proof.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 03:33

MrSargent: Dec 23, 2003; Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

Bad Moon posted:

I wish I could fail upwards like this

It would be amazing if it wasn't happening to that rear end in a top hat.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 03:50

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

Jeff Fisher only needs 9 more losses to become the losingest head coach of all time, and if he goes 1-14-1, he will be exactly .500 on his career
see, the Rams do care

# ? Mar 1, 2016 03:59

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

https://twitter.com/ChicagoBears/status/704164197354102784

https://twitter.com/itsCrab/status/704166187358363653

# ? Mar 1, 2016 03:59

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Imma be honest, this clearly isn't as bad as all the QBs who committed sexual assault or rape, but poo poo like this makes it hard for me to root for Wilson. http://www.gq.com/story/russell-wilson-menswear-style-good-man-brand

# ? Mar 1, 2016 04:22

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

https://twitter.com/JasonSnavely/status/704397984931262464

# ? Mar 1, 2016 04:27

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

warcrimes posted:

https://twitter.com/JasonSnavely/status/704397984931262464

Actually arrested? Did he have an intent to distribute amount or something?

# ? Mar 1, 2016 04:31

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

swickles posted:

Actually arrested? Did he have an intent to distribute amount or something?

I hope we have another Sam Hurd on our hands

# ? Mar 1, 2016 04:37

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

swickles posted:

Actually arrested? Did he have an intent to distribute amount or something?

it's arizona. he had three joints in a box on him.

packers cb damarious randall was driving.

dude apparently has a maserati. randall wasn't cited or anything and was released at the scene.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 05:06

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

I can't stop laughing at the Fisher news

# ? Mar 1, 2016 06:03

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Stockholm syndrome is one hell of a drug

# ? Mar 1, 2016 06:17

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

If TFF was a head coach in the NFL, it would be Jeff Fisher

# ? Mar 1, 2016 06:18

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

I raise you Tomsula

# ? Mar 1, 2016 06:19

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

If TFF was a head coach in the NFL, it would be Jeff Fisher

John Fox

# ? Mar 1, 2016 06:23

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I dunno, I think when goons reflect on every year, all they could probably remember is how they ate and ate

# ? Mar 1, 2016 06:24

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

If TFF was a head coach in the NFL, it would be Jeff Fisher

Greg Schiano.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 06:29

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Spoeank posted:

I dunno, I think when goons reflect on every year, all they could probably remember is how they ate and ate

So Mark Mangino then

# ? Mar 1, 2016 06:40

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

swickles posted:

Actually arrested? Did he have an intent to distribute amount or something?

If he got busted in Texas you can get arrested for having pretty small amounts on you.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 06:59

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

TubeStank posted:

it's arizona. he had three joints in a box on him.

packers cb damarious randall was driving.

dude apparently has a maserati. randall wasn't cited or anything and was released at the scene.

Apparently the Maserati didn't have plates and that's why they were pulled over

# ? Mar 1, 2016 07:22

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

I am actually Wade Phillips irl

# ? Mar 1, 2016 08:16

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

So Mark Mangino then

:itisan8-8joke:

# ? Mar 1, 2016 08:18

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Big Bob Pataki posted:

I am actually Wade Phillips irl

why doesn't this surprise me

# ? Mar 1, 2016 08:23

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Big Bob Pataki posted:

I am actually Wade Phillips irl

yo gently caress you

# ? Mar 1, 2016 08:25

FINGERBLASTER69: Nov 15, 2014

How is Jeff Fisher still coaching in the NFL but Dave Wannstedt is basically retired

# ? Mar 1, 2016 08:28

Gay Horney: Feb 10, 2013; by Reene

FINGERBLASTER69 posted:

How is Jeff Fisher still coaching in the NFL but Tom Coughlin is basically retired

Ftfy

# ? Mar 1, 2016 08:32

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Tom Coughlin is a really bad example because he was actively terrible at multiple points last season. Like, the Giants would have been in the playoffs if he knew how to read a digital clock instead of a sundial bad.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 09:00

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Intruder posted:

Apparently the Maserati didn't have plates and that's why they were pulled over

If you have a Maserati and there aren't plates on it, why would you stop? :confused:

# ? Mar 1, 2016 10:20

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Spoeank posted:

:itisan8-8joke:

Stealing jokes from Ehud. Poor form.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 14:04

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Spoeank posted:

Tom Coughlin is a really bad example because he was actively terrible at multiple points last season. Like, the Giants would have been in the playoffs if he knew how to read a digital clock instead of a sundial bad.

Tbf his quarterback did the exact same poo poo unsolicited

# ? Mar 1, 2016 14:09