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Someone end the tyranny of this brutally unfunny man
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dont get mad at a baby
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Feb 15, 2016 00:19
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Crane Fist posted:Someone end the tyranny of this brutally unfunny man Hey, I made this offer in another thread, so I'll repost here. Like, bottom line is, I get it and I know some of the stuff I've written has been a little weak lately. I know that a lot of the people criticizing my writing are likely also comedy writers themselves, or people who've always wanted to give writing for the front page a shot. So for next Monday's article, I'll publish the funniest originally written piece someone from this thread sends me. I'll obviously give you total credit and the fee. My email address is asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com. Please include your SA forums username in the article. Thanks!
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Apr 26, 2016 19:27
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The prairie home companion piece made me laugh. Astrochicken fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Jul 4, 2016 |
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Jul 4, 2016 15:57
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I thought the McNuggetBurglar article was pretty funny. Same with the "Darkest Ghosts make me pee my pants" article.....which was only kind of racist. Not suprisingly.....neither were repeat jpeg or low effort list "articles".
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Jul 4, 2016 18:20
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Astrochicken posted:The prairie home companion piece made me laugh. Agreed. I liked it too.
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Jul 6, 2016 01:25
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Astrochicken posted:The prairie home companion piece made me laugh. This and McNuggetBurglar both made me laugh, but if Baby himself is feeling doubtful, I guess I can see where others are coming from. I'm interested and'll try to submit a piece. Maybe it's poo poo, maybe it's not (total) poo poo.
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Jul 30, 2016 19:39
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Asterios that is very solid of you, that's how i know you're not a Klurf sympathetizer. Very proud of you!
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Aug 1, 2016 20:58
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The recent one was very Onion-ish. Specifically, this one here where he takes the large swath of people speaking as one gimmick, then abandons it halfway through.
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Aug 9, 2016 07:02
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RacistGuidingLight posted:The recent one was very Onion-ish. Specifically, this one here where he takes the large swath of people speaking as one gimmick, then abandons it halfway through. I interned for The Onion in 2003! One time during a writers meeting a writer brought up how he used to write fake news articles for his college newspaper. I told him, "Well now, in my college newspaper, we can't really do fake news articles because we just get accused of ripping off The Onion. The whole format of fake news articles is now just you guys by default." He was genuinely shocked, and then got kinda sad. 13 years later, still totally true.
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Aug 9, 2016 09:19
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put some respek on his name
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Sep 7, 2016 15:20
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I HOPE EVERYONE DIES
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Sep 17, 2016 05:24
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I have no writing talent, but like despicable anti semite Walt Disney once said "people know quality when they see it"
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Sep 20, 2016 20:53
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My first and best book so far is now available for pre-order! Here's what SOME people who owe me favors for hushing up horrific crimes say: 
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Sep 21, 2016 13:19
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So your plan is to post your dumb book in all the threads making fun of you?
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Sep 21, 2016 14:25
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The influence of Maddox corrupted this man's soul.
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Sep 21, 2016 16:36
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FactsAreUseless posted:So your plan is to post your dumb book in all the threads making fun of you? Yup! Hope you enjoy my dumb book!
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Sep 21, 2016 20:39
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FactsAreUseless posted:So your plan is to post your dumb book in all the threads making fun of you? Being rude to the front page authors is against the rules.
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Sep 22, 2016 14:55
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FactsAreUseless posted:So your plan is to post your dumb book in all the threads making fun of you? 
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Sep 22, 2016 18:00
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a hole-y ghost posted:I don't think you can... say that He's above the law.
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Sep 23, 2016 15:01
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Asterios posted:Here's what SOME people who owe me favors for hushing up horrific crimes say: I hope these aren't finalized because there's errors in two of your testimonial credits
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Sep 23, 2016 17:22
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Majuju posted:I hope these aren't finalized because there's errors in two of your testimonial credits Just shut up and buy the book nerd
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Sep 23, 2016 18:21
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Asterios posted:Just shut up and buy the book nerd You need to be dead. That probably needs context. Your horribly spamming-rear end self needs to be dead. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 24, 2016 02:35
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gleebster posted:You need to be dead. Bravo, rear end in a top hat, stellar posting.
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Sep 24, 2016 04:50
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gleebster posted:You need to be dead. Also how the gently caress is it spamming to post about my book in a thread dedicated to me? gently caress off.
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Sep 24, 2016 07:07
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Asterios posted:Also how the gently caress is it spamming to post about my book in a thread dedicated to me? gently caress off. im not going to buy your book
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Sep 25, 2016 19:42
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OMGVBFLOL posted:im not going to buy your book Thanks for the update
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Sep 25, 2016 22:58
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Asterios posted:Yup! Hope you enjoy my dumb book! https://youtu.be/aDTwO0TlwOU How does this work on a mobile
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Sep 27, 2016 14:16
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Haha wow well if Dan Mccoy of the flop house fame likes it, count me in! Pre-ordered a bakers dozen
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Sep 27, 2016 15:00
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nobody likes cracked.com, you colossal idiot. also tell me which podcasts you've been on so that i stay away from them
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Sep 27, 2016 18:39
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this one I wish fashion SWAT was still updating so that this kind of thing wouldn't happen.
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Sep 29, 2016 00:13
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It's not the same, man....
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Sep 29, 2016 04:41
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Regulation Size posted:this one Yeah, didn't even fix the typos. Asterios, I'm not gonna pull a "Hurr durr, nothing you ever do is funny!" and good on you for that challenge, but it strikes me as you need a bit more editing and time. Like nearly all of your articles have a few good jokes, but there's also filler and utterly flat jokes in what's already short format.
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Sep 29, 2016 22:51
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Asterios posted:Also how the gently caress is it spamming to post about my book in a thread dedicated to me? gently caress off. OK, I can't keep track of all your names. You're President Baby, Asterios, and for all I know, Ilia II, Catholicos-Patriarch of all Georgia. How nice for you. You win.
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Oct 1, 2016 02:32
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He's not funny and I know unfunny things, believe me.
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Oct 3, 2016 13:27
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LOVED the Little China article. It was like a satire of satire.....meaning that it was lovely satire. My favorite part was that it was short......so I only wasted a little china part of my day.
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Oct 15, 2016 03:02
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Couldn't even write 12 headlines in the style of headlines.
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Oct 17, 2016 08:15
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Davoren posted:Couldn't even write 12 headlines in the style of headlines. This was my first thought too.
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Oct 17, 2016 08:56
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Why doesn't the book cover mention your writing for Something Awful?
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Why doesn't the book cover mention your writing for Something Awful? The writing is bad.
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