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Chokes McGee posted:a power pole on our property is rotted and literally falling over in slow motion, no one can decide whether the power company or the parking lot next door is responsible, we're not even sure we own the strip of land it's on Splash some acid or do some other untraceable form of damage to whichever side makes it fall away from your house, for the love of god. It'll still go down and you'll be out of power for awhile, but at least it's damage control.
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I know what kind of joke you were going for, Chokes, but they're called Metal BLADES, thank you.  Yapping Eevee posted:And yeah, this boss does the Scarmiglione thing. At least when Milon Z happened, it was a harder fight than the first phase. I mean, you could literally just unleash ALL the fire and dropkick him off the bridge, but if you didn't expect it that first time you were probably hosed.
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Energy all day erry day
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Chokes McGee posted:
We are just the best bad guys ever. 
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Jun 8, 2016 21:01
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You know, it's extra satisfying beating the clerics up.
Yeah?
You've got my attention. I'll have to check with legal first, though.
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RickVoid posted:Ugh. This. This is how it starts. I giggled far more than I should have at this.
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SystemLogoff posted:You can always self-public as a romance novel on kindle. This is loving beautiful, dude.
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Are there any other fights on that entire floor, or is it just those two?
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Not that I mind the idea of Willow and Deathpino having enough cash to open up a fantasy Swiss bank account, but what all loot was actually in that secret room?
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SatansOnion posted:Willow's the more-functional-but-still-thoroughly-a-fucker Frylock to the Sorcerer's erratic, narcissistic Master Shake I will now hear Sorc talk in Shake's voice from now on, thanks much. So, Vlad is Meatwad then, right? Who'd be Carl?
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I can kinda sorta understand why he wouldn't want to do FFL3. I mean, the first two tried to kill him multiple times via LP Curse. Which just makes me want the third one all the more. I wanna see him post a pic of like, a meteor hitting his house or something. It does absolutely no damage to anything else in the house except the spot right above his gaming chair/desk/whatever setup he has for LPing.
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Jul 19, 2016 16:44
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Chokes McGee posted:Thanks guys. That's... that's heartening. Hey, what're friends for? Especially on the Internet. And Something Awful. Okay, really, you do it to yourself by continuing to hang out here. Chokes McGee posted:But no, I've said all I want to say about FFL story-wise. FFL3 is a good game, but it's not SaGa. (Y'all.) I mean, you could always not make it a direct continuation of 1 and 2. FFL3's story has enough things you can mock without having to drop the Lady Of The Saw in as a plot point.
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Jul 19, 2016 19:47
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Derailing the hype just long enough to ask if Chokes has any options for purchase besides Amazon Kindle, as I have no such key item in my inventory.
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Aug 29, 2016 23:38
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UmbreonMessiah posted:The weekend past and there was no update. The wasps have too much to lose by ending him prematurely, so that can't be it. Maybe that meteor actually did crash into his home.
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Looks like I missed the vote, but I would've voted for Arch Magus anyway just for magic and magic with a side order of more mage with extra magic.
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Sep 29, 2016 01:18
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The doll inexplicably had blades for arms.
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Oct 2, 2016 18:58
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Just watch out, Chokes. Without the Wasps around, you may find yourself targeted by the Sharks. Both the aquatic and arcade-going varieties.
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I'm surprisingly okay with the image of Big Mino. But who'd be Enzo? It sure isn't gonna be Sorc or Vlad.
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Fuckin Trump Riot posted:man at this rate PS is going to take two more years to complete, I'll probably be dead from LP curse long before Altered even hits first draft I'd say all the more reason to get on with updating to try and get it done quicker, but knowing your luck Chokes the Curse would respond to the stimulation like a fever and just murder you even faster to compensate.
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Fuckin Trump Riot posted:I'm doing what I can to muster the strength, but it's admittedly difficult right now to write meaningful stuff, let alone silly video game fanfic. I could use the distraction and levity, but at the same time, I don't feel much like being funny and it'll show in the final product. See, I get that. Everyone else around me is losing their collective poo poo and that feeling of dread is thick enough around my town that it might as well be mustard gas. But you can't give up, Chokes. If you give up, HE wins. So get back up and do it. Create funny poo poo in a time where we need funny poo poo if we don't want to all sink into despair. If nothing else, when the aliens come down to examine the blasted ruins of our country in the next two years, they'll be able to find this LP and understand that there was a time before The Fall where humor once truly lived in the world.
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Nov 9, 2016 23:43
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Merry Christmas, Chokes. Let us celebrate the joyous return of Action Duck. Odd joke about the Duck, but I actually started calling the Seagull in 100% Orange Juice that one day just as a joke while me and my friends were playing, and it's sort of stuck as a name. Especially when the little fucker survives at 1 HP and then rolls a 7 and OHKOs someone out of spite.
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Chokes McGee posted:Dover boys, would be my guess. You are correct, good sir!
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Chokes McGee posted:Also "I'll steal it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!" is an actual thing I quote in real life sometimes Same here.
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