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Not raccoons. Just magic talking mice, that's all.
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Gonna have to go with the ghost. Do its armor upgrades consist of sheets with varying thread counts? 
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Feb 18, 2016 16:38
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CirclMastr posted:Why are we not getting the get-it-now-or-it's-gone-forever Puppet? The impression I'm getting is that every character is "get it now or it's gone forever" because Chokes isn't going to be rearranging his party ever.
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Feb 18, 2016 19:37
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Chokes McGee posted:Nah, I'll be slotting them in from time to time, it's just we'll always come back to our core party. Wait, so what happens to characters that you remove from the party? If we take the Puppet now, can we replace it with someone else and then later bring the Puppet back? What happens to our e.g. Ghost if we decide we want to play with the Goblin for a bit?
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Feb 18, 2016 21:33
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That sorceror/sorcerer thing screws me up all the time. I have no idea why.
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Feb 20, 2016 20:12
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Quick note: you made the same goddamn typo I make all the time and wrote "essentialy" instead of "essential". drat muscle memory!
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Feb 22, 2016 16:31
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Chokes McGee posted:
That reminds me, my priest in the Avernum LP is still wearing the "Slime-Covered Tunic" that the party found in the third town in the game. You'd think I'd've found something better for her by now! Does this game get more varied environments at any point? I mean, this is better than Wizardry, but it'd be hard for it not to be.
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Mar 3, 2016 23:43
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Here. Don't ever say I didn't give you anything.
This staff is made out of mucus.
Think of it as salty jello!
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As amusing as it is to watch the thread freak out about a five-day disappearance, Chokes is fine. He's just busy with his other LP and, y'know, with life in general.
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Mar 16, 2016 02:26
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Yeah, Ghost all the way. Incidentally, it's spelled "pomegranate" and "a lot" 
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Mar 16, 2016 15:26
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Chokes McGee posted:A question in return: what is the difference between a maze and a labyrinth? I don't expect an answer, though, since you can't tell a prison from a thread. Labyrinths typically didn't have branching paths, if I recall correctly. They were just long curvy passageways where it took a lot longer to get from point A to point B than it would have if you had a jackhammer handy.
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Apr 16, 2016 06:30
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Poil posted:
This is going to look inappropriate as gently caress when it turns out that Chokes is in the hospital due to a freak ventriloquism accident.
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May 4, 2016 16:16
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You can run but you can't hide.
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I can't remember if it's been mentioned, but how do you deal with out-of-fight healing? Can you use Vlad's abilities, and if so how does that interact with the energy system?
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May 12, 2016 18:35
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A ha, I had forgotten thank. Thankee.
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May 13, 2016 01:08
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FeyerbrandX posted:That... thing looked like the Flier or whatever from Demon's Crest That's what I was thinking! It's a neat design for an enemy, anyway.
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May 22, 2016 15:26
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Chokes McGee posted:Which is the last thing I need because my homeowners insurance hasn't been been real happy since the water pipes burst and they had to foot the bill gently caress 'em, that's what insurance is for. If they're upset they should have done enough research to discover you're an LPer before they let you sign on.
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May 24, 2016 01:55
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Chokes McGee posted:
I dearly hope this one was on purpose. quote:
Respect not deserved: respect not given. It says "The Sorcerer is an idiot"
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Jun 5, 2016 05:28
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Derek Barona posted:I know what kind of joke you were going for, Chokes, but they're called Metal BLADES, thank you. Look, it's Bubble Man. You think he's going to put up a fight against a gigantic nuclear warmech? (And to be fair the sprite looks more like a gear than a blade, though that's probably at least partly down to resolution limits)
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Jun 5, 2016 14:54
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Just stack literally everything on Sorcerer, because, what, you're actually going to value the other party members? What kind of group is this anyway?
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Jun 6, 2016 14:23
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You may complain about Chokes' luck, but at least you haven't been put in personal mortal peril by playing the game. It all balances out, you see.
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Jun 7, 2016 14:12
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Man, now I want donuts.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:09
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Chokes McGee posted:...seriously though, are you guys feeling alright? I think the thread may have gone slightly mad in my absence. Look, if we don't have you to supply zany madcap adventures, then we have to manufacture our own, alright?
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Jun 22, 2016 01:46
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Chokes McGee posted:Hey! Willow is cool! She's more like the evil queen from Sleeping Beauty to Sorcerer's Hades from Hercules.
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Jul 11, 2016 15:13
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Chokes McGee posted:jfc designing covers for eBooks is brutal. Why did we decide to sell a word-based art form based on how good the unrelated visual art is? Why? You wrote a book? Is it a Let's Play of FFL3? (Seriously though, a) you're never going to escape FFL3, and b) dude, details!)
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Jul 19, 2016 04:11
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Chokes McGee posted:GFDI I'M NOT DOING THAT GAME I'm halfway tempted to suggest that you halfass the worst possible LP of the game, like, a recording of a Twitch stream of you playing it while drunkenly rambling at your wife. But the game's long enough that that'd still be way too much effort for the joke. Maybe you can get ddegenha to add a note on his LP on the archives that says "I'm Chokes McGee, and I approve this LP".
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Jul 19, 2016 14:25
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Derek Barona posted:I mean, you could always not make it a direct continuation of 1 and 2. FFL3's story has enough things you can mock without having to drop the Lady Of The Saw in as a plot point. Ehh, it's really not surprising that he's not interested in it. FFL3's story is a lot more fleshed-out than the previous games were (let alone Wizardry). The more writing the game has, the less freedom the LPer has to craft their own narrative around it, which is kind of Chokes' shtick. Anyway, I think we've kind of beat this topic into the ground. Sorry I resurrected an unpleasant topic.
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Jul 19, 2016 19:54
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quote:Astin Fell lives the life of a struggling barista until he inexplicably sprouts wings and horns. Now he's the last servant of an unknown power, conscripted to fight the Taint---a horrific evil devouring the world one tiny piece at a time. Okay, so: mutant protag, human or mutant ("goddess") with a specialization in ranged weapons; magic-oriented human (seriously? Humans suck at magic!); mutant/monster ex depending on interpretation, and monster. Aside from the fact that you have too many party members, where's the robot? (Purchased, and good luck with the self-publishing thing!)
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Aug 15, 2016 00:01
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SSNeoman posted:You can also equip a shield while wielding a greatsword due to poor coding! What, you've never heard of dual-wielding bucklers to go with your dual-wielded katanas?
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Sep 27, 2016 19:12
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Wanderer posted:I'm imagining a chain-smoking Killer Puppet quietly assuring itself that its chosen candidate will win next Tuesday. ...one way or another.
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Nov 3, 2016 18:19
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Fuckin Trump Riot posted:My gods. The LP curse claimed the entire nation. What have I done? The finale to this LP had better be worth it. No pressure.
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Nov 9, 2016 19:20
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The occasional behind-the-black episode is still good fun! Like the director says, just roll with it. Can we make Frank into, like, a quintuple-agent by the end of this?
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Nov 14, 2016 16:41
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Fuckin Trump Riot posted:Let me stop you right there. Effective. He's effective. He's the Forrest Gump of villainy.
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Chokes' random comments have been on point lately, holy poo poo. EDIT: a paper tiger is something that looks fearsome but is actually harmless (like a tiger made of papier mache or origami or something). Llewyn is a paper sorceror because he claimed his master's reputation without having the power to back it up.
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