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ultimateforce posted:The camera on my iPhone 6 looks amazing and keeps me from bringing my DSLR with me when I go to interesting places. It was free with my phone plan. Welcome to 2016 where even burners have decent cameras and every flagship device has a good camera.
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I can easily communicate with the rest of my tech illiterate family who only use Mac products.
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Feb 9, 2016 21:07
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i want to gently caress siri like in the movie Her
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Feb 9, 2016 21:08
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*Spends 2k on a mac laptop, goes to college majors in economics then bitches about how none of the stat/econ programs are available for Mac* This happens to me at the beginning of every semester. What part of Apple marketing screams that the Mac is what you want for graduate level economic course work?
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Feb 9, 2016 21:08
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Siri, say you love me *cries and fucks iFlesh while caressing phone*
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Feb 9, 2016 21:10
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If I could teleport myself to any moment or time in history, it'd be to that board meeting at that Apple factory in China where it was noted that the working conditions were so awful, people were killing themselves, and the solution was reached not to improve the factory or workers lives or some such, but to use the time, money, planning, and effort to install nets that blocked the workers from jumping out the windows. I hope the world ends as soon as possible
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Feb 9, 2016 21:11
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Places white Apple sticker on my Fiat, next to the rainbow sticker, next to the coexist sticker.
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Feb 9, 2016 21:12
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ProperCoochie posted:If I could teleport myself to any moment or time in history, it'd be to that board meeting at that Apple factory in China where it was noted that the working conditions were so awful, people were killing themselves, and the solution was reached not to improve the factory or workers lives or some such, but to use the time, money, planning, and effort to install nets that blocked the workers from jumping out the windows. tbf this sounds more like a China problem than an Apple problem.
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Feb 9, 2016 21:14
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what the heck is a .exe??
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Feb 9, 2016 21:15
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*Goes to Apple Store in the mall, which is like a going to a restaurant except your waiter is called a "genius" and instead of him serving you food you're pitched Apple products while you try to direct his attention to the lovely POS laptop on the counter*
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Feb 9, 2016 21:16
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I'm a fat gay retard. This has nothing to do with the thread but I needed to get it out there.
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Applewhite posted:Has, however, watched the little loading wheel spin for over fifteen minutes before giving up and force-restarting computer. Macs reboot fast enough now that I give that pinwheel like five seconds before saying 'welp gently caress it' and rebooting. Everything auto-saves anyway so who gives a poo poo?
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Feb 9, 2016 21:19
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Seizure Robot posted:I'm a fat gay retard. This has nothing to do with the thread but I needed to get it out there. can I interest you in some fine apple products
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Feb 9, 2016 21:19
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*is probably a homosexual* There I said it.
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Feb 9, 2016 21:19
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:*Goes to Apple Store in the mall, which is like a going to a restaurant except your waiter is called a "genius" and instead of him serving you food you're pitched Apple products while you try to direct his attention to the lovely POS laptop on the counter* I think they're pulling one over on you. I've never heard a genius say "I work at the mall".
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Feb 9, 2016 21:21
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iphone more like pile of poo poo.
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Feb 9, 2016 21:22
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*has nude photos of themselves uploaded to Apple servers without knowledge or permission* *Apple cloud gets hacked, nudes are all over the internet* *harassed daily by 4chan rejects* APPLE 
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Feb 9, 2016 21:26
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*is unaware that he has 3.8 GB of incredibly shameful, relationship-ending porn stored in the iCloud*
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Feb 9, 2016 21:27
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ProperCoochie posted:If I could teleport myself to any moment or time in history, it'd be to that board meeting at that Apple factory in China where it was noted that the working conditions were so awful, people were killing themselves, and the solution was reached not to improve the factory or workers lives or some such, but to use the time, money, planning, and effort to install nets that blocked the workers from jumping out the windows. do you speak chinese cause otherwise you might not really get much out of this time travel adventure
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Feb 9, 2016 21:28
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nice honeypot thread op also Seizure Robot posted:I'm a fat gay retard. This has nothing to do with the thread but I needed to get it out there.
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Feb 9, 2016 21:35
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*laughs at Siris lovely puns, God I'm so lonely  *
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Feb 9, 2016 21:37
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my new employer is gonna give me a free macbook air which is cool i guess
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Feb 9, 2016 21:40
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*is REALLY gay*
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Feb 9, 2016 21:41
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*only listens to Mumford & Sons*
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Feb 9, 2016 21:44
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* Wastes absurd amount of time trying to setup iPod nano because headphone jack isn't plugged in all the way *
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Feb 9, 2016 21:44
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*really, really enjoyed that u2 album that was automatically added to his music library without his permission*
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Feb 9, 2016 21:45
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A lot of people think the apple logo is an apple with a bite out of it, but it's actually the profile view of a man's buttocks as he bends over. The "bite" is his anus.
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Feb 9, 2016 21:48
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Applewhite posted:A lot of people think the apple logo is an apple with a bite out of it, but it's actually the profile view of a man's buttocks as he bends over. The "bite" is his anus. Think different
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Feb 9, 2016 21:49
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*lines up outside of a store 2 days early to buy the worst phone on the market*
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Feb 9, 2016 21:50
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*can boot second partition into Windows 10 anyway so who gives a poo poo*
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Feb 9, 2016 21:52
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Dogstoyevsky posted:*can boot second partition into Windows 10 anyway so who gives a poo poo* No you see macs are good because they can run windows.
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Feb 9, 2016 21:52
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*buys $30 cable that can only charge apple products* *cable will not work with any apple product released next year*
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Feb 9, 2016 22:00
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*has the best phones and tablets on the market* *has the worst (non iOS and phone)computers/hardware and software on the market*
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Feb 9, 2016 22:14
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I can think of one and only one class I took that involved bringing my own computer and actually using it for anything other than dicking around on the internet.
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Feb 9, 2016 22:16
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*uses copytrans instead of itunes* *sucks a dudes dick*
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dad gay. so what posted:*uses copytrans instead of itunes* i prefer copycis
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Feb 9, 2016 22:22
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*buys a macbook because it's totally necessary for video and picture editing* *only uses iphone to make instagram videos*
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Feb 9, 2016 22:23
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*carries broken computer into the mall*
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Varg posted:*buys a macbook because it's totally necessary for video and picture editing* You know I always hear this about Macs but I've never had any difficulty editing pictures or video on my windows machine and can't imagine how it would be "better" on a Mac (faster, higher resolution, finer degree of control?). Are there certain, ultra top of the line programs that are exclusive to Macs or what?
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