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I've got 12 hour shifts at work all week this week and I'm bored out of my skull. I have no access to my tablet but I'm hella itching to draw something. I thought my MS Paint Star wars thread would scratch that itch but it didn't, so now we're doing this. This week only, it's: Knockers McPawg: Grave Robber  You are Knockers McPawg, intrepid archaeologist, millionaire, extreme sports enthusiast, Oxford professor, Mensa member and Nazi killer. Your hobby is plundering sacred places of ancient cultures and selling your loot to the academic community. Oh look, here's an ancient temple. You should go in it and snoop around.
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>turn on high graphics mode
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Feb 9, 2016 22:57
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>Eat own rear end
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Feb 9, 2016 22:57
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Disappointed by the lack of rear end  >inventory
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Feb 9, 2016 22:58
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look @ boobs
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Feb 9, 2016 22:58
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>shoot self in rear end
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Feb 9, 2016 22:58
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>show me her rear end
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Feb 9, 2016 22:58
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>walk into a corner
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Feb 9, 2016 22:58
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Roll dice to check for traps
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Feb 9, 2016 23:01
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> on all 4's spread her rear end with one leg up adn show me her rear end from behind, level with the leg that is up (maybe right leg) so i can seee her pawg rear end crumple up on the right side but smooth on the left side
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Feb 9, 2016 23:01
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>dunk a dill pickle
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Feb 9, 2016 23:02
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>enable even lower graphics mode
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Feb 9, 2016 23:02
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>legally change name to reald-o
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Feb 9, 2016 23:02
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Run into wall over and over again to prompt vaguely erotic grunting noises.
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Feb 9, 2016 23:03
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:>legally change name to reald-o
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Feb 9, 2016 23:04
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>violate ancient indigenous sanctuary
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Feb 9, 2016 23:08
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>reveal wang and cover the door in yhour gene seed to open it
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Feb 9, 2016 23:14
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>Fart on the skull totem.
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Feb 9, 2016 23:17
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:>legally change name to reald-o
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Feb 9, 2016 23:18
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FishionMailed posted:Disappointed by the lack of rear end  You check your inventory. You're carrying your trusty Desert Eagles which never run out of ammo and one Choco Bar stashed safely between your voluminous buttcheeks.
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Feb 9, 2016 23:20
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Applewhite posted:
 It's gonna melt!
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Feb 9, 2016 23:20
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Shin00bie posted:Run into wall over and over again to prompt vaguely erotic grunting noises. Even Lower Graphics Mode Enabled  You run into the wall, grunting repeatedly in a somewhat sexy fashion as you continue to run in place. Your ponytail flies backwards behind you despite your total lack of forward motion.
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Feb 9, 2016 23:22
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>clap buttcheeks against tomb door
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Feb 9, 2016 23:24
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>Twerk the door open
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Feb 9, 2016 23:25
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>make it do
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Feb 9, 2016 23:25
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>eat the chocolate bar
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Feb 9, 2016 23:26
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>eat the choco-bar >Twerk the tomb door open
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Feb 9, 2016 23:31
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>Search behind foliage for items
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Feb 9, 2016 23:33
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>appease the Tomb of the Twerk Queen doormaster by feeding the choco-bar to the skull monument above the door
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Feb 9, 2016 23:36
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>Sarkeesian appears and throws a burka over her >McPawg donates $25 to her patreon
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Feb 9, 2016 23:42
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>Hold down the shoulder button to walk, walk forward and press jump to swan dive into a wall face first
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Feb 9, 2016 23:44
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 You have suffocated to death clipping your face through a stone wall. Restarting from last checkpoint 
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Feb 9, 2016 23:45
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>~
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Feb 9, 2016 23:47
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VendaGoat posted:>Twerk the door open Skeesix posted:>eat the choco-bar  You attempt to twerk the door open.  The idol is pleased!  The door opens!
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Feb 9, 2016 23:47
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>enter tomb
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Feb 9, 2016 23:47
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> taunt door-skull
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Feb 9, 2016 23:47
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Dr Cheeto posted:>enter tomb  You enter the tomb.  Oh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Feb 10, 2016 00:05
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>adjust gamma
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Feb 10, 2016 00:05
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>Cushion fall by landing on you capacious rear end.
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VendaGoat posted:>Cushion fall by landing on you capacious rear end.
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