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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Noblesse Obliged posted:

>get to buttling buttler

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Putty posted:

do this then put the two guns in your shirt to make gun tits




You stuff your pants with the frozen peas that also came down the chute with you, and then stick the guns under your shirt to simulate tits. Aw yeah, lookin' good.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
>Practice twerking like you always wanted to

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

>summon jerry mumphery

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
>look for clues

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



> acquire mustache wax

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

>summon jerry mumphery dad gay.so what

e: you can't even spell your own name, you jabroni!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


i'm sure hes got better things to do

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



> Go to the mall and discover the secrets of the women's restroom

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

CaptainSarcastic posted:

> Go to the mall and discover the secrets of the women's restroom

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

CaptainSarcastic posted:

> Go to the mall and discover the secrets of the women's restroom

this if dg.sw can't be summoned

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude

CaptainSarcastic posted:

> Go to the mall and discover the secrets of the women's restroom

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
>Use your disguise to sneak into Oxford, where Ms. McPawg is a professor, and see what kind of free poo poo you can convince people to give you.

salt shakeup
Jun 27, 2004

'orrible fucking nights
Cool another thread where this guy draws big sweater dogs for the boys! I'm getting all horned up over ere

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
those are not dogs those are guns silly

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:jackbud: I just can't control my male urges!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

99 Headmates posted:

Cool another thread where this guy draws big sweater dogs for the boys! I'm getting all horned up over ere

If you like that then check this out:

Aw yeah. So hot! Girl got dem tits like a pair of bullet bills and an rear end like a pumpkin.

Concept Art Unlocked :1/9

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude

Applewhite posted:

If you like that then check this out:

Aw yeah. So hot! Girl got dem tits like a pair of bullet bills and an rear end like a pumpkin.

Concept Art Unlocked :1/9

:five:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Clearing my calendar and opening the 50 gallon drum of lube.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
phat rear end and pixel thick legs why didnt anyone think of this before

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

imo the face has too much detail, OP

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

imo the face has too much detail, OP

I'm trying to expand my horizons as an artist.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Aiight we gotta pause here for today. Sorry I didn't get as many updates in as I wanted. The internet went down for a few hours in the afternoon plus work was actually fairly brisk. There'll be more tomorrow.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
>log onto PAWGcomputer for more revealing photos.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

>

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you



the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

> Master the art of Bullet Nipples.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

CaptainSarcastic posted:

> Go to the mall and discover the secrets of the women's restroom


You ride your Mistress's Dogcycle to The Mall.


You are now at The Mall. The Frozen Peas you've stuffed in your shorts have begun to thaw.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> get rubber pants from hot topic

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Hogge Wild posted:

> get rubber pants from hot topic


You buy some Rubber Pants from Hot Topic. You are now wearing three pairs of pants. You feel very warm.

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
> activate Totally Legit flesh clothing texture recolor nude cheat code to undress and cool off

MiracleFlare fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Feb 11, 2016

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

drink water from fountain and spill on tits show through shhirt im horny

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
>Buy a couple of mini basketballs to replace peas

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

ghostter posted:

drink water from fountain and spill on tits show through shhirt im horny


You splash water liberally on your chest, turning the fabric of your sky-blue tank top semitransparent. Your big guns are now partially visible. You feel very sexy and the water helps cool you off.

Uh oh, looks like that security guard is coming over to have a word with you!

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> dual wield and shoot him while doing a slowed sideways jump

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

>take him out with your sopping wet sweater cannons

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
>seduce guard in bugs bunny-like fashion

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Shoot the guard with your tit guns and run

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Hogge Wild posted:

> dual wield and shoot him while doing a slowed sideways jump


Gilganixon posted:

>take him out with your sopping wet sweater cannons


Eonwe posted:

Shoot the guard with your tit guns and run


Leaping into action, you blast away with your makeshift titguns!



The guard never stood a chance. His internal organs are ripped to shreds by a hailstorm of expanding hollow point rounds.
The gunfire panics the other shoppers, plunging the mall into chaos.

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