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Daedra posted:Under the guidance of noted future hall of fame coach Mike Mularkey, saint Marcus Mariota will achieve 8000 yards passing and 3000 yards rushing on the way to league MVP, superbowl MVP, and a 19-0 season. Better yet, they fire Mularkey before the season starts, and install a coach who insures all of those other things.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 17:15 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 11:13 |
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I think the Vikings have a good shot to go far next year. I may hate him but Peterson has at least 2 more good years left and I hope to win a super bowl off that. If we draft a two good receivers and get some decent linemen I think it can be done. I eagerly await my dreams to be crushed.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 18:36 |
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Daedra posted:Under the guidance of noted future hall of fame coach Mike Mularkey, saint Marcus Mariota will achieve 8000 yards passing and 3000 yards rushing on the way to league MVP, superbowl MVP, and a 19-0 season. Nah super bowl mvp is going to delanie walker after he catches 3 tipped balls for huge gains
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 18:39 |
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The Panthers have never had consecutive winning seasons, and who knows if/how much the dreaded Super Bowl hangover will be a factor. I think they can reach double-digit wins and repeat as division champions, but I could see an early playoff exit. An 8-8 or 7-9 year wouldn't shock me, either.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 18:53 |
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:Bengals are going to win the Super Bowl also Vontaze Burfict will win Super Bowl MVP.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:09 |
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Raiders win AFC West Rams go 7-9 49ers have worst record in league/most white players Pats don't win the AFC East The QBs drafted in the 1st round collectively win no more than 5 games
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:15 |
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AFCE: Dolphins AFCN: Steelers AFCS: Jaguars AFCW: Chiefs Wildcards: Patriots, Colts NFCE: Cowboys NFCN: Packers NFCS: Panthers NFCW: Cardinals Wildcards: Redskins, Buccaneers Packers beat Steelers in Superbowl. Rodgers wins MVP. Tyrann Mathieu wins DPOTY. Kaepernick wins comeback player of the year after looking less like dog poo poo under Chip Kelly. Johnny Manziel has the third best passer rating in the CFL.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:41 |
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Burginator posted:The vikings to 16-0, packers go 0-16, book it. i like the cut of your jib Vikings will probably go 10-6 again and compete with GB for the division. Draft some O-line, a big WR, and a SS. It will never happen but I'd love to see a Smith/Weddle safety combo
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:42 |
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GenericMartini posted:I think the Vikings have a good shot to go far next year. I may hate him but Peterson has at least 2 more good years left and I hope to win a super bowl off that. Dubious posted:i like the cut of your jib I agree with all of this.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:24 |
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Arzakon posted:Camolina Newtons 19-0 leading to Bob Costas suppuku at mid field after the Super Bowl then Cam dabs with President Sanders instantly ending racism and I'll be able to speak to my dad again without cringing. The President Sanders part is the least likely.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:28 |
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The Patriots will go 12-4, and if they're lucky health wise, win the superbowl, otherwise they'll only get to the AFC Championship game. I'm sure that'll stop being true at some point, but *shrug*
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:29 |
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Well last year I thought the Dolphins would compete for the division and the Jets would be a tire fire, so uh, I'm going to reverse that prediction and probably be wrong again. Bills are going to have many hilarious meltdowns after all their Super Bowls and a bunch of great press conferences leading to Rex Ryan being fired for the last time. Or who knows, maybe two Ryan brothers is what it takes to equal one NFL head coach.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:32 |
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Lt. Frank Drebin posted:I agree with all of this. I don't think we need two WRs but I agree with the rest.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:42 |
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the team that will have the first pick in the 2017 draft will not be the Cleveland Browns. It will be a team who isn't even picking in the top 10 this year
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 00:01 |
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Eagles will go 8-8 after starting 3-7. There will be hope. It will mean nothing.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 00:29 |
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The Texans will start slow, let's say 3-4 or 2-5, then gel out of nowhere and go on a run that sends them to a winning season only to utterly fall to pieces in the end as has become their tradition
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 00:31 |
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RumbleFish posted:The Panthers have never had consecutive winning seasons, and who knows if/how much the dreaded Super Bowl hangover will be a factor. I think they can reach double-digit wins and repeat as division champions, but I could see an early playoff exit. An 8-8 or 7-9 year wouldn't shock me, either. I know it hurts to lose the superbowl but that ain't happening and you know it
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 00:42 |
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Ross Angeles posted:the team that will have the first pick in the 2017 draft will not be the Cleveland Browns. Denver it is!
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 00:52 |
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Intruder posted:The Texans will start slow, let's say 3-4 or 2-5, then gel out of nowhere and go on a run that sends them to a winning season only to utterly fall to pieces in the end as has become their tradition No fair posting from 2017
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 00:57 |
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AFC West will be the Broncos again but with a 10-6 record. Hard fought. Chiefs make it through on the Wildcard by a tiebreaker. Also Pats and Steelers earn the bye. Bengals is the last AFC Wildcard. NFC: Panthers, Seahawks, Cards, Washington (I do, in fact, like that), Packers, and some other team that won't go anywhere, probably Tampa? SB: Panthers v Steelers MrLogan posted:Except for the offense putting up 4 more points a game on average with Peyton rather than Brock. Well Brock barely started playing and practicing this year so that's not bad. Definitely room for improvement but you gotta start somewhere. Parmesan Basil posted:Denver it is! You know this means the Broncos will score a franchise QB that would've been perfect for the Chiefs but now you have to spend the next 15 years watching him clown your team
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 01:15 |
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Parmesan Basil posted:Denver it is! Your eagerness to proclaim this belies your realistic fear that it's the Chiefs.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 01:16 |
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Spiros posted:Your eagerness to proclaim this belies your realistic fear that it's the Chiefs. It will be the Bills or Bears
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 01:17 |
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The Bengals will sign a receiver who is reasonably well-known but whose best days are very much behind him, to replace their departing #2. He will be paid 37 million dollars over four years, and be cut after 1 season. Suggestions: Nate Washington, Hakeem Nicks, Riley Cooper
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 01:23 |
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RumbleFish posted:The Panthers have never had consecutive winning seasons It is fantastic that this remains true after they earned 34.5 wins and 3 division titles in three seasons.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 01:32 |
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This will be the first year the Bengals don't make the playoffs, and in fact they'll have a pretty bad record. The year after that, Super Bowl.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 01:41 |
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One of the top 5 QBs in the league will be injured in their week 1 game. I'll take a shot in the dark and say Big Ben.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 01:42 |
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Arzakon posted:Camolina Newtons 19-0 leading to Bob Costas suppuku at mid field after the Super Bowl then Cam dabs with President Sanders instantly ending racism and I'll be able to speak to my dad again without cringing. Packers fan here but I'm quotin cause I'm down
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 01:52 |
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Chargers will beat a team that goes to the superbowl, lose to the Dolphins, and miss the playoffs.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:09 |
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Atticus Finch posted:This will be the first year the Bengals don't make the playoffs, and in fact they'll have a pretty bad record. What kind of drought would a fan be willing to suffer through if they knew they were going to win the Super Bowl several years later? I'm talking like Brownseseque levels of incompetence. Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Feb 11, 2016 |
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old dog child posted:
You guys have Osweiler and that's who you deserve.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:14 |
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Cavauro posted:The Bengals will sign a receiver who is reasonably well-known but whose best days are very much behind him, to replace their departing #2. He will be paid 37 million dollars over four years, and be cut after 1 season. Suggestions: Nate Washington, Hakeem Nicks, Riley Cooper Ah, the Laveranues Coles gambit, a true classic
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:16 |
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The Patriots will win super bowl 51. EDIT: and 52.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:24 |
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old dog child posted:
The Broncos already drafted Trevor Siemian.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:46 |
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:Ah, the Laveranues Coles gambit, a true classic I call it the Antonio Bryant maneuver.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:53 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:The Broncos already drafted Trevor Siemian. Parmesan Basil posted:You guys have Osweiler and that's who you deserve. Please be respectful, these are both Super Bowl Winning QBs
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 04:21 |
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Rex Ryan manages to improve the Bills defense to about 20th in the league. The offense struggles with a suspended McCoy and a hurt Tyrod. The Bills finish 7-9 with no playoffs and Rex gets another year before he is ultimately fired.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 04:33 |
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The Cardinals are going to lose the super bowl
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 04:54 |
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Holy poo poo guys, we haven't even hit free agency yet. Besides with Flacco, Suggs, and Smith's new super science knees Baltimore has 2016 in the bag.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 05:19 |
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WalletBeef posted:Rex Ryan manages to improve the Bills defense to about 20th in the league. Rex doesn't get another year if they don't make the playoffs.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 05:19 |
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The Puppy Bowl posted:Holy poo poo guys, we haven't even hit free agency yet. Don't need free agency to know the cold dark season that comes upon me
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 05:26 |