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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Karma Monkey posted:

Did that safety officer just threaten offer to peg that sailor? :stwoon:

Yep, as a reward for being safety conscious!

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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chitoryu12 posted:

I think my favorite part was making the handles on mugs, how they just let the hot glass fall over and use a rod to gently guide it into making the right shape.

Sucks to be the guy blowing the 5 gallon jug tho

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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I don't know if this counts as OSHA but it seems generally unsafe (and cool)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEoqrjFX1yI

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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steinrokkan posted:

Wait, hoe was there a mystery / speculation? Did the guy himself not know he was run over by a forklift?

Well, he's a running back, so he's probably got CTE. If nobody gave him a Polaroid with "You got run over by one of these" written on it he probably has no recollection of the event.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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tater_salad posted:

They should have put a board or something there to stand on thst wouldn't fall when the concrete did.

http://i.imgur.com/kpHLTdG.webm

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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dr.acula posted:

To be fair bugs are real dumb

I work in software development, can confirm

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Edit: America has a sliiiiiight problem fixing their infrastructure issues at the moment, we can probably file the Low Bridge Problem under that

I mean, we could fix it all, but that wouldn't make some military industrialists rich, so...

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Ak Gara posted:

Why not...get the military to fix the bridges?

Do you truly want the people responsible for the F35 repairing your bridges?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:


Why would someone keep going back on a ride when they knew it was broken. :psyduck:

Hoping for an accident and big payoff

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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You know, had I signed such an agreement I'd probably have expected them to be tied down or something

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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spud posted:

loving hell, your houses are made of literal paper.

paper and carcinogens :colbert:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Ak Gara posted:

Maybe they where suffering from slight hypoxia.

There was controlled hypoxia demonstration on the smarter every day channel if anyone is interested in seeing the idiocy progression

https://youtu.be/kUfF2MTnqAw

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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EoRaptor posted:

Welcome to america, or any country that has american style outlets.

Caring about people's well being is Socialism, and we don't abide that sort of talk here in the States.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Rockin Orthodontist posted:

Which of the old gods is this designed to contain?





Or summon?

Straight out of Good Omens. Crowley doing good work

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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JB50 posted:

Vehicle inspections are a scam. Im glad we dont have them here in MN.

Yeah, just pay your yearly blood money and you're golden. Thanks Jesse Ventura!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Ventura drove the ending of inspections iirc

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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JB50 posted:

Whats the yearly blood money?

license tab renewals

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Sagebrush posted:

I heard they just throw out the whole thing

Only in America

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Powershift posted:

Seeing your parents turned into ground pork while you're strapped to a chair forced to watch builds character.

Not to mention everyone else on the river watching the water slowly turn red

I've seen horror movies, I know how this works

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Hammock roofs! Now a thing! Protect your noggin from a floggin!

Also be careful around flagons with dragons

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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FCKGW posted:

this is a great idea i don't know why people have not thought of this before. hey, maybe they could even raise the bridge or lower the road!

Instead of popping up a stop sign it should just pop up some tire shredders!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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All bridges should be lower than 6 feet imo

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Decrepus posted:

People are forgetting that the one train runs over the road but there is already an underground railroad running just beneath it also.

Well, the slaves will just need to take another route :colbert:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Clearly they should just install an Einstein-Rosen bridge to solve this problem

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Chomp8645 posted:

400-500 people were on the roof. "About half" of them fell (so 200-250)on the factory floor. The factory floor had a furnace on it, but the furnace obviously covers much less than the total floor space.

Perhaps you were imagining a factory building consisting of nothing but a giant furnace stuffed snugly between four walls. That would be very silly.

I imagine that there were also some people that landed on other people on the furnace and avoided death in that fashion.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Thwomp posted:

*WHOOP WHOOP* PULL UP *WHOOP WHOOP*

This could have been avoided if we had an automatic high volume "Whoa" :smith:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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JB50 posted:

I live in MN and only have one set of tires. BTW studded tires and chains are both illegal here.

Same. Just a nice set of Michelin Primacy all weathers and I do just fine, MN does a fantastic* job of keeping the roads clear.

*does not apply to St Paul

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Lime Tonics posted:

Who cares, usa number 1!!!11!!! in a failed jet program and wars and <flavor of which DEA war on drugs thing is hip>

Look, we could have functional infrastructure and millions of jobs or we could have a jet that can't fly. The choice is clear, F35s for everyone!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Synthbuttrange posted:

Alright gonna go on a downvoting spree. Hope you're right.

Down voting also hurts their search results, so enough of that and random people will be less likely to stumble on the videos

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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HairyManling posted:

I'm actually impressed with how neatly that copper is twisted and screwed down. Usually there's like a big ole deck screw just driven through everything with a mallet. Or a short piece of wire skipping the breaker. Good for you guy that wants to see his family burn, but wants his electrical work looking tidy.

I've got a Federal Pacific box, I don't need to worry about wiring my fuses open, they'll never break anyway :v:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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While travelling you should only use your prison wallet

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Volcott posted:

Keep your wallet in your front pocket. You're gonna notice if someone sticks a hand in there.

Encourage it even :pervert:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Where's the robot to comically hit him with a fire extinguisher at the end?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Volcott posted:

I know someone who has a fixie. They had brakes put on it. If the design doesn't prevent brakes from being put on it, why aren't brakes standard equipment?

If they had brakes we wouldn't get funny videos

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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That python is my spirit animal

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:

It's also from a commercial.

It's also about how long UPS spends at my door dropping off packages

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Jerry Cotton posted:

You'll be amazed to find the heart and blood vessels are completely different organs.

My arteries are so hard I'm pretty much bulletproof

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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What's a ute?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Dienes posted:

I never understood the appeal of cruises. All the amenities of a hotel, but with higher prices, more nausea and gastrointestinal illness, and a much higher chance of drowning. Sign me the gently caress up!

I think the theory here is that you end up someplace new in the morning. You don't get that in hotels unless you find yourself waking up in some fleabag in a tub full of ice

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Splode posted:

It was last inspected in 2014? That is insane.

You better not go read about how there are some number of thousands of dams in the US and like 2 inspectors.

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