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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > OSHA: definitely bent in the straight places
 
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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 https://i.imgur.com/BxRm7iV.gifv
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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

It looks like there's enough space on either side, so this is a special kind of stupid.

* # ¿ Apr 7, 2016 22:37
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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 Oopsie

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Yep, Michigan RB Was Run Over By A Forklift

Michigan running back Drake Johnson was injured under mysterious circumstances last month, with speculation centering around a freak forklift injury, but no one from the program willing to give any details. Now thanks to the Detroit News’ open-records request, we have confirmation: dude got run over.

The accident took place on April 13 at Michigan’s indoor track facility, and the incident report is morbidly classified as a “traffic crash report.” According to the narrative compiled by university police, the forklift driver "drove into the building and felt a bump, stating he thought he ran over a starting block, when he saw Drake Johnson, a student-athlete, roll from under the forklift. And [the driver] realized he had ran over Drake Johnson who was sitting on the track floor stretching."

Johnson went to the emergency room where he was treated for unspecified injuries and held for observation, but he apparently escaped this scrape with nothing major. At the time Jim Harbaugh called it “a miracle.”
http://deadspin.com/yep-michigan-rb-was-run-over-by-a-forklift-1778690977

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

steinrokkan posted:

Wait, hoe was there a mystery / speculation? Did the guy himself not know he was run over by a forklift?
Coach said the RB was involved in an "accident" and the rumor at the time involved a forklift and no other details. At the time, the coach and player didn't have/want to provide the media with details and so at least one journalist filed an open records request since it's a public university.

* # ¿ May 26, 2016 01:31
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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 On a long list of things I never hope to do, this might be near the top:
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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 Always assume the worst.

Anyway, the reddit thread it came from also had this absolutely terrifying related video about Delta P:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

ShutteredIn posted:

https://twitter.com/add/status/985945177389907968
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