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you a bitch if you don't just tie your nuts to a door handle and get your mom to shut the door real hard
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idk man that doesnt sound like a good experience at all. you gbs losers sure have some bad ideas
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im sure this was a ninja edit and its shameful and yo should be banned
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Shaquin posted:Had the sex this weekend boys. That's right, the sex. Guess you could say things are looking good for the compsci folks these days if you know what I mean haha. Now let me tell you about a smoker I'm considering buying to make some artisanal smoked meat, maybe a brief couple of posts about how I'm lifting the weights these days. this is really good and funny lol
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why don't you want kids???????
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answer my question op voted 1
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echinopsis posted:im sure this was a ninja edit and its shameful and yo should be banned they call me quickdraw mcgraw because of the speed of my ninja edits and also because of the rapidity with which my potent, highly motile sperm will swim up the pipes in your house and into your toilet bowl and impregnate your wife in the butt when she gets up to pee in the middle of the night
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Shaquin posted:Had the sex this weekend boys. That's right, the sex. Guess you could say things are looking good for the compsci folks these days if you know what I mean haha. Now let me tell you about a smoker I'm considering buying to make some artisanal smoked meat, maybe a brief couple of posts about how I'm lifting the weights these days. i too love posting ironically about sex because its the closest i am going to get to actual meat in the potatoes Frog Act posted:why don't you want kids??????? imagine if i already had kids. just think about that
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echinopsis posted:imagine if i already had kids. just think about that calling cps now
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MiracleWhale posted:they call me quickdraw mcgraw because of the speed of my ninja edits and also because of the rapidity with which my potent, highly motile sperm will swim up the pipes in your house and into your toilet bowl and impregnate your wife in the butt when she gets up to pee in the middle of the night as it turns out shameful doesnt even begin to describe you
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MiracleWhale posted:they call me quickdraw mcgraw because of the speed of my ninja edits and also because of the rapidity with which my potent, highly motile sperm will swim up the pipes in your house and into your toilet bowl and impregnate your wife in the butt when she gets up to pee in the middle of the night 
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Getting the old snip snip soon. Guess you could say that's a good indicator of my lifestyle, the turbofucker comp lord supreme. My seed has been potentiated by the many rays coming from all these modems, and I can no longer risk impregnating the roughly half a dozen women I pull down on the annual.
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Shaquin posted:Getting the old snip snip soon. Guess you could say that's a good indicator of my lifestyle, the turbofucker comp lord supreme. My seed has been potentiated by the many rays coming from all these modems, and I can no longer risk impregnating the roughly half a dozen women I pull down on the annual. 
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Feb 11, 2016 07:22
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echinopsis posted:meat in the potatoes that is the least sexy description of sex I've ever heard
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:that is the least sexy description of sex I've ever heard burying the corpse at midnight
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Feb 11, 2016 08:18
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did you freeze any sperm ad if so can I have it
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Feb 11, 2016 08:21
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What are they going to do with your balls afterwards? Do they just compost them?
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Feb 11, 2016 08:27
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op you came to us because you were anxious about your sterilizing surgery, and now you're getting grumpy at others, getting up in people's faces and saying "irony" real loud. please take a moment to consider that we are your friends and want to support you. but...you have to let us in.
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Feb 11, 2016 08:31
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Lol@echopenises nutsacks
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my cum is soon to be worthless
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your cum is already worthless
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sorry bout yer dick, op
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why are you doing this?
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Feb 11, 2016 08:39
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Nobody goes near my genitals. Even the ladies
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Microwaves Mom posted:Nobody goes near my genitals. Even the ladies heyooooooo!
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echinopsis posted:my cum is soon to be worthless i hope that this is not considered 'insider trading' but i'm calling my broker tomorrow and divesting all my cum holdings
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Feb 11, 2016 08:53
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lol owned.
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Feb 11, 2016 11:08
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thank you for doing the right thing op. stop making new people, people. we have enough people.
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RIP OP's balls stay safe sperm ghosts
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MiracleWhale posted:they call me quickdraw mcgraw because of the speed of my ninja edits and also because of the rapidity with which my potent, highly motile sperm will swim up the pipes in your house and into your toilet bowl and impregnate your wife in the butt when she gets up to pee in the middle of the night 
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I say get the vasectomy op so we don't have to go through the abortions that are your threads You should ask your doctor about lobotomy options too
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echinopsis posted:as it turns out shameful doesnt even begin to describe you these are very strong words for an infertile yosser????
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Feb 11, 2016 13:47
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not infertile yet you father fucker !!!!
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Feb 11, 2016 14:56
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  just so everyone has a real clear idea of what is happening with op's junk it is important that we all know exactly what is going on RE: op's dick and balls
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Feb 11, 2016 14:59
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cut your balls off
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echinopsis posted:imagine if i already had kids. just think about that Wow ok so you're probably like north of 35. Not as interesting
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A misanthrope posted:
Its intersting to think that post-vasectomy, each nut you bust would inflate your scrotum somewhat. After those turbo-ejaculation sessions you'd be sitting on a grapefruit
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Feb 11, 2016 15:17
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My balls were zapped by a high gain array so I can only shoot dust.
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I had a vasectomy two weeks ago and I shaved the area the day before I went in for my consult. The doctor said he wanted to exam my and when I took off my pants, the doc said "now this is what I like to see, a shaved scrotum."
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