|
 Get a few bags, they will be your best friend for the next few days... True story: I had one years ago right after the second kid. My mom had worked for the doctor I went to for 20+ years and had retired a couple of years previously. So I am up on the table and the Doc is doing his thing and he says "So? How is your mom doing these days?" I said "If you don't mind can we not talk about my mom while you are touching my junk with sharp objects?" The Doc LOL'd and said "Oh yeah, sorry about that son." Oh, they will also tell you that you will need to "flush out the pipes" and come back for a test to make sure they did it right. After you are done with the peas, internet pr0n will be your next best friend for a while. 
Ziptar fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Feb 11, 2016 |
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 15:46
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 15, 2024 22:14 |
|
|
Why would they specifically ask you to not shave your balls before they do a vasectomy?
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 16:08
|
|
|
fyi OP married young and have kids with his wife already but still missed one of the earlier fling he had in life so he got the wife to agree to an open relationship and last time he posted about how he wasn't really getting any while the wife is discovering all the fun and now here we are, maybe it will improve his game somehow just so he can get back at his wife?
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 16:14
|
|
|
This is a real bad thread. I wouldn't think OP would need a vasectomy as he clearly has sex with men exclusively.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 16:40
|
|
|
DaNzA posted:fyi OP married young and have kids with his wife already but still missed one of the earlier fling he had in life so he got the wife to agree to an open relationship and last time he posted about how he wasn't really getting any while the wife is discovering all the fun Whoa got a link?
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 18:15
|
|
|
Ziptar posted:After you are done with the peas, internet pr0n will be your next best friend for a while. Like for the prescribed fapping or does a vasectomy make you horny as poo poo? Or maybe pain relief?
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 18:31
|
|
|
OP you can use a carriage return in between sentences. Like Such. See?
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 19:03
|
|
|
Prettz posted:Why would they specifically ask you to not shave your balls before they do a vasectomy? because shaving your pubic hair is a dope-rear end way to get microabrasions and hella infections post-surgery
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 19:21
|
|
|
scott zoloft posted:Like for the prescribed fapping? WINNAR!! "My Doctor said I have to..."
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 19:23
|
|
|
DaNzA posted:fyi OP married young and have kids with his wife already but still missed one of the earlier fling he had in life so he got the wife to agree to an open relationship and last time he posted about how he wasn't really getting any while the wife is discovering all the fun what a mis representation of the reality. thats Danza for ya tho. she started the whole thing but I was the one who took it and ran with it. I had sex with a girl with large boobies and also an older woman. now we are looking into swingers clubs and finding degenerates to be sex slaves. it's all good and fun
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 19:34
|
|
|
Condolences on the future dissolution of your marriage after you have both debased yourselves to the point of your relationship being entirely unrecognizable
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 19:38
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 19:50
|
|
|
DaNzA posted:fyi OP married young and have kids with his wife already but still missed one of the earlier fling he had in life so he got the wife to agree to an open relationship and last time he posted about how he wasn't really getting any while the wife is discovering all the fun Nice job trying to throw the OP under the bus even though you're the most boring poster on this website. Even tho he's a drug and sex perv he's never made a post this bad: DaNzA posted:but people make choices based on their social economic situations they are in or the general environment around them that's influencing their decision, which isn't that funny to mock them for if you think about it
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 19:50
|
|
|
echinopsis posted:she started the whole thing but I was the one who took it and ran with it.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 19:54
|
|
|
The stable bed rock for a child rearing family, sex slaves and swinger clubs.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 19:56
|
|
|
emoji posted:Nice job trying to throw the OP under the bus even though you're the most boring poster on this website. Even tho he's a drug and sex perv he's never made a post this bad: Why do the poo poo posters from the poo poo subforums periodically feel the need to try to poo poo up the one non-poo poo subforum?
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 19:57
|
|
|
too rich for my blood op. i don't even know what i'd do with my time if i couldn't go around impregnating things
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:00
|
|
|
BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Its intersting to think that post-vasectomy, each nut you bust would inflate your scrotum somewhat. After those turbo-ejaculation sessions you'd be sitting on a grapefruit Either that or it just leaks out continually like your balls are whimpering forever.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:01
|
|
|
I'm sorry for your loss op.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:01
|
|
|
This is a forum for wretched idiots but lemme lay it out for ya and you can head back to the matrixified diet fyad. You've displayed an astounding lack of emotional maturity in regards to just a bunch of no name idiots poking fun at you. You seem content to bandy about immature braggadocio about a lifestyle that nobody here really gives a poo poo about you living, but you probably have internalized conflict enough about the decisions you've made to get mad defensive over a bunch of retards calling you out on the internet. In any case the next time you are thrown into a leper pit, it'd be better to make friends than enemies. Failing that keep your yuppy mouth shut.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:04
|
|
|
Y-Hat posted:so did she cheat on you but you called her bluff? lmao u cock sucker that's not how it happened but you can't conceive of anything else so Germstore posted:Why do the poo poo posters from the poo poo subforums periodically feel the need to try to poo poo up the one non-poo poo subforum? I didn't ask for this cool tread to get out here
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:09
|
|
|
DaNzA posted:fyi OP married young and have kids with his wife already but still missed one of the earlier fling he had in life so he got the wife to agree to an open relationship and last time he posted about how he wasn't really getting any while the wife is discovering all the fun he also cried when his threads were gassed in yospos so now he has come here to shitpost
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:13
|
|
|
echinopsis posted:lmao u cock sucker that's not how it happened but you can't conceive of anything else so Looking forward to the E/N thread about your divorce.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:14
|
|
|
Shaquin posted:This is a forum for wretched idiots but lemme lay it out for ya and you can head back to the matrixified diet fyad. You've displayed an astounding lack of emotional maturity in regards to just a bunch of no name idiots poking fun at you. You seem content to bandy about immature braggadocio about a lifestyle that nobody here really gives a poo poo about you living, but you probably have internalized conflict enough about the decisions you've made to get mad defensive over a bunch of retards calling you out on the internet. In any case the next time you are thrown into a leper pit, it'd be better to make friends than enemies. Failing that keep your yuppy mouth shut. Jesus Christ
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:18
|
|
|
Hogge Wild posted:he also cried when his threads were gassed in yospos so now he has come here to shitpost I just want the best for yospos and the mods won't let me post threads about drinking your own piss and eating your own poo poo, even when the Op rhymes so yeah as you can tell I was justified in crying to my mother about it
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:19
|
|
|
echinopsis posted:lmao u cock sucker that's not how it happened but you can't conceive of anything else so Neither will your balls
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:23
|
|
|
echinopsis posted:lmao u cock sucker that's not how it happened but you can't conceive of anything else so Hogge Wild posted:he also cried when his threads were gassed in yospos so now he has come here to shitpost
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:25
|
|
|
this thread was so much fun and then idk how you guys made it so bogus
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:28
|
|
|
Imagine being old, married, and a father....and posting on YOSPOS 
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:30
|
|
|
echinopsis posted:this thread was so much fun and then idk how you guys made it so bogus its only improving
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:32
|
|
|
I don't have to imagine 
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:32
|
|
|
u guys don't even know how funny computers are
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:33
|
|
|
emoji posted:Even tho he's a drug and sex perv he's never made a post this bad: not being a drug and sex perv should be bannable imo
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:37
|
|
|
MrChupon posted:OP you can use a carriage return in between sentences. shut the gently caress up
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:39
|
|
|
Shaquin posted:The stable bed rock for a child rearing family, sex slaves and swinger clubs. traditionally it is at the bar mitzah when a child is awarded his first sex slave and a diamond encrusted penis pump
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:40
|
|
|
echinopsis posted:you can't conceive neither can you lmao!!!
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:42
|
|
|
MiracleWhale posted:traditionally it is at the bar mitzah when a child is awarded his first sex slave and a diamond encrusted penis pump this isn't the penis pump thread, that's in e/n
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:42
|
|
|
OP why did you opt to get a vasectomy? Like do you have regular unprotected sex with randos and are tired of worrying bout one of them tracking you down for child support years later?
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:48
|
|
|
it's the least selfish way to deal with birth control in a long term relationship
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 20:53
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 15, 2024 22:14 |
|
|
echinopsis posted:it's the least selfish way to deal with birth control in a long term relationship  i'm with todd on this one
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2016 21:02
|
|