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Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff
A lot of people in this thread need to never be around sharp things again...

Me and a couple cousins decided to have a gallon of wine race, like we all were trying to drink a separate gallon of wine.

I totaled a car and got a DWI about 100 yards from my house because I was loving around with the cd-player trying to find the song "Intoxicated" by Ol' Dirty Bastard. Admittedly, drunk driving is abhorrent, but that is a really great song.

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