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ChogsEnhour posted:Visiting my parents and we all got real drunk and I had to take a dump real bad. So I go and then realise there's no toilet paper. Well, there is, but it's across the room in the cupboard and I... I wasn't in any state to crab walk over there. So I see they have a pack of disinfectant wipes on the windowsill next to the toilet. Yeah, not wet/baby wipes. Full on "Cleaning the grime from a scummy bath" wipes. But being a drunken idiot I used them anyway despite having piles and had extreme ring sting for the next few days. Hey this sounds like me!  I was hosting a house party at my apartment and sat down to pee before I realized there was no toilet paper. The spare rolls were in the hall closet so I had to figure something out with whatever was within arm's reach. I saw a sample packet of Burt's Bees face cleansing wipes and figured "oh hey they're like baby wipes  ". They were not.
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