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eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?
One time it snowed pretty heavily. I was about 11, and was at the playground with my little brother. The snow looked really soft, we played in it for a while, and then I decided that it would be a great idea to jump face-first into a snow-covered bush.

Of course bushes aren't actually soft once you get past the snowy bits and I still have the scar from where a branch jammed itself into my jaw.


A few years earlier my parents had their bedroom floor re-done with laminate wood and while there was no furniture my brother and I were skating around on it in our socks. This wasn't a bad idea, it was real fun. Then I fell over, but was okay. That moment was when my brother decided the best thing to do was jump on my back and use both hands to slam my face into the ground.

I lost my front teeth :(

And I was old enough that they were my adult teeth, so I'm still suffering the consequences today. That's probably one of my brother's stupidest moments ever. He posts here too, I hope he reads this. gently caress you little brother :mad:

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