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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > "Wine will stop your asthma attack" Stupidest shit you or someone has done
 
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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
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I'm an EMT, so I have seen the aftermath of a lot of dumb poo poo.

The one that comes to mind is some dumbass was drunk and went climbing up a tree in his backyard. Now, it was dark, so he couldn't SEE the river he wanted to jump into, but he knew it was there!

He learned to look before he lept with the help of a rock right to the sternum. Broke it right in half. :gonk:

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > "Wine will stop your asthma attack" Stupidest shit you or someone has done