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take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy
I pulled a cookie tray of those easy to make fries out of the oven. I was trying to get the off the pan with a spatula when I noticed a few of them were sticking, so I grab the pan the get more leverage on the fries, with my bare hand. I've also put plastic plates into the oven to keep food warm, those melted. I was pretty drunk for both of these though.

In high school I was helping move our classroom from the 3rd floor to the first by helping to carry a file cabinet down. We decided to set it down halfway to take a break for a minute and I set it down right on my hand, splitting it open at the thumb. By the time we got the OR it had healed enough that it only needed a splint and some bandages, it would have needed stitches if it didn't take me five hours to be seen.

I've broken or seriously messed up my nose (tree), head (7-ton armor siding falling on my head while installing), finger (playing catch with football), and foot (had a board of melamine fall on it at work). I had insurance the entire time but can't be bothered to see the doctor.

Uhh, I hope that's about it.

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