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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > ~Elegant Dreams~
 
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Android Blues

 i wince as all my teeth fall out one by one, but relax as my maitre d' opens an understated case and draws out a series of diamond pegs from the Jacqueline Lacoste Ante Lingua range

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 i seem to be awake, but a horrifying vision in teeth and gnarled skin is sitting on my chest. i yawn and reach up to adjust its cravat

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 a dark creature chases me through a forest. i toss my head back behind me, catching glimpses of its shadowy form gaining second by second. i burst from the treeline and onto the deserted highway, wreathed in mist - where a gleaming black car that costs forty years' wages awaits me. i am in an advertisement for Rolls Royce.

as i get in, i glance up: quick shot of the rear view mirror, where can be seen a MAN. he is wearing a tuxedo and begins to massage my shoulders.

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 Elegant Nightmares

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