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Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Mannone looks like a cartoon Italian

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Francois_Dillinger posted:

Yep. Blatant dive.

in the middle of the pitch too lol

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Machinegunboyo posted:

when the goalkeepers diving at your feet, i just love a little dink

or when you need a jockey

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

i told you donald love was the man to turn this round

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Rodwell was making GBS threads himself there

Dog Pipes
Jan 17, 2015

Jose posted:

in the middle of the pitch too lol

If it was the other way around, the Sunderland player would have been booked, mind......like he was anyway.

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
commentator was wondering if United ever had a younger fullback partnership on the pitch- wouldn't that be Rafael and Fabio?

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
On the one hand I want Big Sam to relegate Sunderland because he's a terrible manager and this bizarre infatuation with him must end

on the other I want him to win so we can, for the third week running, blow our chance to overtake Man United and get fifth.

funkybottoms posted:

commentator was wondering if United ever had a younger fullback partnership on the pitch- wouldn't that be Rafael and Fabio?

younger partnerships aren't really a worry now that Johnson has been fired

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
told u all de gea is shite

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Adam Johnson is a paedophile

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

HJB posted:

Adam Johnson is a paedophile

Adam Johnson is what? haha, don't sign your posts

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008

HJB posted:

Adam Johnson is a paedophile

well, to be fair, I would say he's more of an ephebiophile, you see,

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Its a subtle distinction, but an important one.

Dog Pipes
Jan 17, 2015

Monday Bandele posted:

well, to be fair, I would say he's more of an ephebiophile, you see,

Yeah. Fair play to him......

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



has anyone posted pooshited yet?

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Penalty and red card for Pooney, shameful stuff.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

thassa pen

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Ciprian Maricon posted:

has anyone posted pooshited yet?

yeah

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012


gj my posting ally

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



United's defence aren't looking quite as solid as I'd hope.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006




im glad

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Man Utd defo don't need Chicharito even though he scores a million goals

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Was that known match winner and superstar Memphis Depay I saw warming up on the sidelines? Well that's this match sorted then!

Hegay posted:

Man Utd defo don't need Chicharito even though he scores a million goals

I never thought United should've gotten rid of him either and was sad to see him go.

(Seriously though I don't know how much he could do for this team when half of the problem is the system being able to produce one or two chances a game. He was never THAT clinical for United and LVG would never allow the team to play in a way where he could have the service and freedom he does at Dortmund. Basically gently caress LVG and ship him off to Portugal ASAP)

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Feb 13, 2016

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
N'Doye proving to be onomatopoeic

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Hegay posted:

Man Utd defo don't need Chicharito even though he scores a million goals

*in Ninpo voice* Yeah he might score 420 times as many goals as Rooney but he wouldn't fit into van Gaal's masterful tactical concept and wouldn't contribute to United's masterful attacking play. Furthermore, *fart noises*

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
imagine getting pushed around like a schoolyard pants pisser by Sunderland

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Bea Nanner posted:

N'Doye proving to be onomatopoeic

N'Doye is cool and good

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008

Hegay posted:

Man Utd defo don't need Chicharito even though he scores a million goals

Yeah but he just sits in a deck chair just outside the 6 yard box and won't move unless the ball rolls his way!

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
Imagine relying on depay to win your games.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Hegay posted:

N'Doye is cool and good

why dont you marry him?

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
nice backpass, Memphis

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
lmaoooo yesssss

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

POOONITED

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

yesssss

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.
oh cock

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

lmao van gaal

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
that's so Pooshited

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
Can plucky united overcome the odds I wonder

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Kony! Koni! Koné! - Feels Good - mp3 download

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EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Lmao at Depay actively sabotaging United

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