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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Jim Gilmore
Antonin Scalia
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ


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LOGISTICS

Venue: The Peace Center, Greenville, South Carolina
Moderators: John Dickerson will be joined by CBS News White House correspondent Major Garrett and The Wall Street Journal's Kimberley Strassel
Sponsors: CBS News, the Wall Street Journal

THE CONTENDERS

With their greatest political achievement.


Claims to be Constitutionally Eligible


Senator from Calgary


Let's dispel with the fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.


Egyptologist


Mother! Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood!


Karate Kid

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Major is his proper name, not indicating a military rank.

gagelion2
Dec 8, 2015

by Shine
you arrive home early from work, only to find a strange car in the driveway. suspicious, you enter the house quietly, sneak up the stairs, and crack open the bedroom door. you see the unmistakable image of jeb bush gorilla loving your wife.

what's your reaction?

Rivensteel
Mar 30, 2010
Can't hardly wait to see Rubio pratfall into dogshit again.

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

gagelion2 posted:

you arrive home early from work, only to find a strange car in the driveway. suspicious, you enter the house quietly, sneak up the stairs, and crack open the bedroom door. you see the unmistakable image of jeb bush gorilla loving your wife.

what's your reaction?

Realize that you are in fact jeb bush and you don't know the strange man on top of your wife, and go to your room to sulk and pet your turtles until they get done and leave

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

What happened to Baby Hitler in the poll? Trying to unscew them, Joementum? :mad:

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Joementum posted:

Venue: The Peace Center, Greenville, South Carolina

Nice

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

tonight, i want to see some Desperation

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Mr. Pumroy posted:

tonight, i want to see some Desperation... tonight, i want to see some Desperation... tonight, i want to see some Desperation

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I want Marco Rubio to kill his career in front of the whole world tonight.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

rear end cobra posted:

I want Marco Rubio to kill his career in front of the whole world tonight.

I want him to start doing a Whose Line game to prove he can improvise

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

rear end cobra posted:

I want Marco Rubio to kill his career in front of the whole world tonight.

with Chris Christie out, Jeb!'s going to find his spine and shlong Rubio all night

also Kasich will talk for about 5 minutes and still somehow come in 2nd

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

I honestly have no idea what's going to happen tonight

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

rear end cobra posted:

I want Marco Rubio to kill his career in front of the whole world tonight.

It would not surprise me if Jeb! went full Macbeth on Rubio tonight in a desperate attempt to seize the Establishment throne.

Then, of course, he'll get killed by Trump's Macduff.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
I really wish Christie would have stayed in one extra week. There's nobody left on stage who has both the ability and desire to effectively destroy Rubio. Jeb keeps getting 1's on his attack rolls and Kasich is going to try to appear above it. Trump and Cruz want all the three establishment guys to stick around at this point to continue splitting the vote, but Trump may go on the attack anyway just because he loves kicking someone when they're down.

The real thing to watch is if tonight is the night Cruz sinks the knife into Trump. You know he's got something ready but I think it's still too early. There's still too much time between now and SC for Trump to respond to the attack. I'm thinking it happens Wednesday/Thursday, but I could be wrong!

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

QuoProQuid posted:

It would not surprise me if Jeb! went full Macbeth on Rubio tonight in a desperate attempt to seize the Establishment throne.

Then, of course, he'll get killed by Trump's Macduff.

Who is Goku in this analogy? :confused:

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Mo_Steel posted:

Who is Goku in this analogy? :confused:

Also Trump

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

I'm really hoping for a Trump/Cruz bloodbath tonight.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

What happened to Baby Hitler in the poll? Trying to unscew them, Joementum? :mad:

Big Jim Gilmore is gonna smash through the walls of the place and run down the candidates at the helm of a Panzer IV.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Thump! posted:

Big Jim Gilmore is gonna smash through the walls of the place and run down the candidates at the helm of a Panzer IV.

NO CAR TAX?! NO TANK TAX TOO!!!

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
The one time every 4 years my little hometown gets the spotlight - lots of ghoulish husks talking about how much faith and family and slaughter means to them :hellyeah:

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Who's going to get Caesared this time around? Cruz? Or might they actually go after the frontrunner for once?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

I'm really hoping for a Trump/Cruz bloodbath tonight.

This would be the worst outcome for hilarity in future weeks, though

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
JIM GILMORE FOR PRESIDENT?
NO, CAR TAX!

As a single issue voter (car tax) I think we deserve to know where each of the remaining candidates stands on the car tax :colbert:

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Jumpingmanjim posted:

Major is his proper name, not indicating a military rank.

Major Garrett
MAJ, LG
Commanding

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
The debate should consist solely of car tax questions

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
The stage tonight:


Jeb's back next to Trump!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Aliquid posted:

This would be the worst outcome for hilarity in future weeks, though

Trump/Cruz... erotic bath?

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

Good Citizen posted:

I really wish Christie would have stayed in one extra week. There's nobody left on stage who has both the ability and desire to effectively destroy Rubio. Jeb keeps getting 1's on his attack rolls and Kasich is going to try to appear above it. Trump and Cruz want all the three establishment guys to stick around at this point to continue splitting the vote, but Trump may go on the attack anyway just because he loves kicking someone when they're down.

The real thing to watch is if tonight is the night Cruz sinks the knife into Trump. You know he's got something ready but I think it's still too early. There's still too much time between now and SC for Trump to respond to the attack. I'm thinking it happens Wednesday/Thursday, but I could be wrong!

lol if you think this is going to happen.

any day now!

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
I demand baby hitler

John Kasich
Feb 3, 2016

by Pragmatica

I'd probably vote for baby hitler over myself.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:

lol if you think this is going to happen.

any day now!

Never said the Cruz attack on trump would be effective!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Xenophon posted:

The debate should consist solely of car tax questions

I have to wonder, are car taxes even a thing outside of Virginia?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

I too am curious at the conspicuous absence of baby hitler.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I want to believe that Marco Rubio will poo poo himself tonight.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Probably a bad idea to attack Trump tonight.

https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/698517220587147264

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I want to believe that Marco Rubio will poo poo himself tonight.

"i think it's time for us to dispel with the fiction that donald trump doesn't know what he's doing, donald trump knows exactly what he's doing!"

"you're right, you know, marco, marco here, he's a good kid. very nice. just not enough life experience for the presidency. nice face, loves twix, not a president."

"i think it's time for us to dispel with the fiction that donald trump doesn't know what he's doing, donald trump knows exactly what he's doing!"

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Trump

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

I just reflexively hung up on someone

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


I am diligently studying the Debate Prep section of my Whistlestop workbook.

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