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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Jim Gilmore
Antonin Scalia
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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Going to party tonight, so I hope to duck out so that I can watch the debate live at 3am, even more smashed out of my mind than usual

TRUMP TRUMP TRUPM

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Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Has Rubio's campaign put up the patch notes yet?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Has Rubio's campaign put up the patch notes yet?

They nerfed Inspiring Rhetoric by increasing the cool down and decreasing the number of stacks before diminishing returns kick in

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
With Jeb surging and advertising his opposition to Trump, the next debate might have even more Vic Berger fodder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR1FRqvn-4A

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/bterris/status/698582266537050112

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




This election is so petty and childish and goddammit I'm just loving every minute of it.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Fact: In each of the last three debates, Ben Carson has not only had the least speaking time, but also less than half that of the candidate with the second most speaking time. Additionally, the latter phenomenon has only happened in those three debates.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
Every question the moderators ask Rubio should be: "Do you believe that Obama knows what he is doing?"

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Jewel Repetition posted:

With Jeb surging and advertising his opposition to Trump, the next debate might have even more Vic Berger fodder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR1FRqvn-4A

Surge is too high-energy. It's more of an ooze

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Internet Webguy posted:

Every question the moderators ask Rubio should be: "Do you believe that Obama knows what he is doing?"

Ok, now that we've introduced the candidates, we'd like to start off with you, Senator Rubio. Is there anything you'd like to dispel with before we begin?

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014


omg

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!

:laffo:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

telling sign of what will happen during the debate

NotJesus
Jan 17, 2007

Logikv9 posted:

telling sign of what will happen during the debate
A man sandwich with Jeb in the middle?

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Is Jeb! by himself in SC or as Motherboy?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Internet Webguy posted:

Every question the moderators ask Rubio should be: "Do you believe that Obama knows what he is doing?"

I imagine him answering it earnestly without realizing it's making fun of him.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Tonight:

Rubio: "And let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing."

Trump: "Marco, you're repeating yourself again. Eat a snickers! Better?"

Rubio: *smiles to reveal mouth ful of broken teeth* "Better!"

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

William Bear posted:

Tonight:

Rubio: "And let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing."

Trump: "Marco, you're repeating yourself again. Eat a snickers!"

Rubio: *breaks tooth* Better!

Lol

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

NotJesus posted:

A man sandwich with Jeb in the middle?

tag-teamed by two others during the debate

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


William Bear posted:

Tonight:

Rubio: "And let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing."

Trump: "Marco, you're repeating yourself again. Eat a snickers! Better?"

Rubio: *smiles to reveal mouth ful of broken teeth* "Better!"

This is the second thread I've seen mention of breaking teeth on a Snickers. What's the story there?

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Needs More Ditka posted:

also Kasich will talk for about 5 minutes and still somehow come in 2nd

The only way to win is not to play.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Republicans posted:

This is the second thread I've seen mention of breaking teeth on a Snickers. What's the story there?

Rubio literally broke a tooth on a frozen Twix bar a few days ago.

https://twitter.com/WaPoSean/status/697862527997247488

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Republicans posted:

This is the second thread I've seen mention of breaking teeth on a Snickers. What's the story there?

Rubio bit into a frozen Twix on the plane from NH to SC and chipped a molar.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Antonin Scalia is dead, so this debate just turned into a ten alarm total freakout.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Please, stop, I may die of an erection.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Also,

Carson: Thomas
Jeb: John
Kasich: Peter
Rubio: Matthew
Gilmore: Mary Magdelene

BERGfu
Aug 24, 2010


William Bear posted:

Also,

Carson: Thomas
Jeb: John
Kasich: Peter
Rubio: Matthew
Gilmore: Mary Magdelene

circle which one is which and I'll fix this

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Joementum posted:

Antonin Scalia is dead, so this debate just turned into a ten alarm total freakout.

Oh my. If true, Obama gets to flip the balance of the court now. :stare:

What can the candidates do, though? Promise to kill a liberal justice upon taking office?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

William Bear posted:

Oh my. If true, Obama gets to flip the balance of the court now. :stare:

What can the candidates do, though? Promise to kill a liberal justice upon taking office?

Well, two of them are US Senators.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
It has been awhile since someone has threatened to expand the supreme court size

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Third World Reggin posted:

Please, stop, I may die of an erection.

See your doctor about priapism because that motherfucker is gone.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Joementum posted:

Antonin Scalia is dead, so this debate just turned into a ten alarm total freakout.

Oh poo poo, googled this to see if it was a joke. I guess this means Obama gets to add a justice on the way out.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

UrbicaMortis posted:

Oh poo poo, googled this to see if it was a joke. I guess this means Obama gets to add a justice on the way out.

The chances of an Obama nomination being confirmed this year are lower than those of Trump winning the nomination.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Joementum posted:

The chances of an Obama nomination being confirmed this year are lower than those of Trump winning the nomination.

So 99%?

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

BERGfu posted:

circle which one is which and I'll fix this

Carson/Thomas: guy just right of Jesus incredulously raising a finger.
Jeb/John: feminine guy just left of Jesus, fainting/napping
Kasich/Peter: just left of John, with knife
Rubio/Matthew: third from right, gesturing wildly
Gilmore/Mary: not pictured, but rumored to be getting hosed by Jesus

Joementum posted:

Well, two of them are US Senators.

I don't think an Obama nominee had their votes anyway. They'll sure talk tough, though.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Joementum posted:

Antonin Scalia is dead, so this debate just turned into a ten alarm total freakout.

:stare:





:stare:

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
That's seriously huge news. If Obama can somehow manage to get an appointee onto the Court before his term is out then that changes the entire tenor of the Presidential election.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Will there be standing o for Scalia

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