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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Jim Gilmore
Antonin Scalia
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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Tonight:

Rubio: "And let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing."

Trump: "Marco, you're repeating yourself again. Eat a snickers! Better?"

Rubio: *smiles to reveal mouth ful of broken teeth* "Better!"

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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Republicans posted:

This is the second thread I've seen mention of breaking teeth on a Snickers. What's the story there?

Rubio literally broke a tooth on a frozen Twix bar a few days ago.

https://twitter.com/WaPoSean/status/697862527997247488

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Also,

Carson: Thomas
Jeb: John
Kasich: Peter
Rubio: Matthew
Gilmore: Mary Magdelene

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Joementum posted:

Antonin Scalia is dead, so this debate just turned into a ten alarm total freakout.

Oh my. If true, Obama gets to flip the balance of the court now. :stare:

What can the candidates do, though? Promise to kill a liberal justice upon taking office?

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

BERGfu posted:

circle which one is which and I'll fix this

Carson/Thomas: guy just right of Jesus incredulously raising a finger.
Jeb/John: feminine guy just left of Jesus, fainting/napping
Kasich/Peter: just left of John, with knife
Rubio/Matthew: third from right, gesturing wildly
Gilmore/Mary: not pictured, but rumored to be getting hosed by Jesus

Joementum posted:

Well, two of them are US Senators.

I don't think an Obama nominee had their votes anyway. They'll sure talk tough, though.

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