The Assassination of Antonin Scalia by the Coward Barack Obama

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > The Assassination of Antonin Scalia by the Coward Barack Obama

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Pillow Hat posted:

Either way, unplugging a CPAP would be a pretty impotent strategy to kill someone.

So very fitting for that effeminate Obama!

Another thing I heard conspiracists say is that the autopsy couldn't find Scalia's heart.

But everyone knows leaked medical records already revealed he never had one

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Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Pillow Hat posted:

That's loving hilarious. Like maybe it was hidden somewhere.

Autopsy report: "Unable to locate patient's heart. I extensively searched the peritoneum and mediastinum for potential ectopic placement, but could not locate the organ. Perhaps a more thorough dissection will reveal it to be in an extremity or even the cranial vault."

Alternate joke: Why is that surprising? We all knew he was heartless.

Wow, it's almost like :thejoke:

# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 18:05

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