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cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

also
https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/702650998800543744

# ? Feb 25, 2016 09:14

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 12:21

Pile Of Garbage: May 28, 2007

markov has been really good recently:

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/702796972353146881

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/702771710315999232

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/702769180697726978

# ? Feb 25, 2016 12:47

Doc Block: Apr 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

How sure are we that Markov Polov isn't also pulling from Hacker News?

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/702794443816972289

# ? Feb 25, 2016 15:26

CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

Yeah, who's the Bitcoin nerd following Markov Polov?

# ? Feb 25, 2016 16:24

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

CPColin posted:

Yeah, who's the Bitcoin nerd following Markov Polov?

@goons_txt

# ? Feb 25, 2016 16:32

killhamster: Apr 15, 2004; SCAMMER
Hero Member

CPColin posted:

Yeah, who's the Bitcoin nerd following Markov Polov?

that was me

# ? Feb 25, 2016 18:44

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

Randel Candygram posted:

i'm working on a recurrent neural network shitposter. it's slow as balls to train, though, and i don't have nearly enough data

i taught a cnn to make good posts using yospos as a training set, but it just lurks :shrug:

# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:22

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

CPColin posted:

Yeah, who's the Bitcoin nerd following Markov Polov?

I should have @officialbitcoin follow him

# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:35

Smart Car: Mar 31, 2011

big scary monsters posted:

i taught a cnn to make good posts using yospos as a training set, but it just lurks

sounds like it's working perfectly

# ? Feb 25, 2016 21:41

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

vodkat posted:

https://twitter.com/markov_botman/status/701102225200906242

I should follow some other people that aren't echi

lomarf

big scary monsters posted:

i taught a cnn to make good posts using yospos as a training set, but it just lurks

# ? Feb 26, 2016 11:16

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

was down at the lady cilento hospital vigil thing the other week and discovered it was in eduroam range from I guess the mater hospital's UQ thing or maybe the tiny griffith uni thing across the road, made it easier to stick around a while lol

# ? Feb 26, 2016 11:23

AWWNAW: Dec 30, 2008

I did this but with YouTube comments

the output was real hosed up

# ? Feb 27, 2016 07:13

BooLoo: Oct 18, 2010; SLAM TIME

This is definitely none of us.

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/703945493978574848

# ? Feb 28, 2016 19:20

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/703988478191628288
:stare:

# ? Feb 29, 2016 02:21

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/705703934141202432

Text me

# ? Mar 4, 2016 13:16

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

polov, one thing is when you make funny jokes, other is when you ddox me

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/705815143448358912

# ? Mar 4, 2016 19:13

CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

What that's just half of one of my tweets, verbatim:

https://twitter.com/CPColin/status/695708227233783808

C'mon man!

# ? Mar 4, 2016 19:40

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

gpoldmine

# ? Mar 4, 2016 23:56

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Snapchat A Titty posted:

gpoldmine

p sure the gpo thread is in the grey forums

# ? Mar 4, 2016 23:58

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

sorry i forgot we fix typos in the pos

# ? Mar 5, 2016 00:12

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

CPColin posted:

What that's just half of one of my tweets, verbatim:

https://twitter.com/CPColin/status/695708227233783808

C'mon man!

yeah that's the thing about markov text generators; if you get started on a statistically unusual phrase in the corpus, you often just finish it out verbatim

# ? Mar 5, 2016 00:45

CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

In that case, :patriot:

# ? Mar 5, 2016 01:30

Pardot: Jul 25, 2001

i took all of the previous goodbye emails at my last job, and used that as training data for that character by character recurrent neural network thing from last year to send out my own goodbye email

# ? Mar 5, 2016 06:16

Pardot: Jul 25, 2001

i also used it on all of the postgres commit messages to generate new commits and that was kinda fun

well those are my recent machine learning stories, hope you liked them

# ? Mar 5, 2016 06:17

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

examples pls

# ? Mar 5, 2016 06:19

Pardot: Jul 25, 2001

Snapchat A Titty posted:

examples pls

code:

commit 3005623dd93cce6120ce1de1fee36a07fd53b83c
Author: Bruce Momjian <bruce@momjian.us>
Date:   Thu Oct 2 19:01:19 2000 +0000

    Update TODO list.

commit ff8b9e04dcc3b9c3a7fd146ad77eba6ae548
Author: Tom Lane <tgl@sss.pgh.pa.us>
Date:   Sat Apr 8 14:23:47 2000 +0000

    Imprement bug record musing construct values (upstrock 'pose bs to be few
    record the non-last dight one yot the envor to use by zero to resulted a
    not test.  I fause does  and evalues for a select jeding recordat
    is case collation cleanup canons overrow so it avoids objects of a reason, eq brg block on
    xilence optionally better warting down could hak no longer other when the
    SQLtMMICTAIN in the allocated and memostry are ablus because resulting nnw
    be extensibly.  Also menage of new it houk_escan API ADd id newer of
    the inserted to even in the pg_dump as performance statement other
    postgres.  Per werch plperl.  Assocating by approperly need the conflicting
    to the SET I struce feature default-platforms.
    
commit 52f2733b67eb72639dc0e39d8a440de228297f19
Author: Peter Eisentraut <peter_e@gmx.net>
Date:   Sat Aug 20 14:00:45 2007 +0000

    Remove serious patch: replacing with cases in pgsql_empty array, from
    MemoryCosmetical aspected node:
    Magnus Hagander

cool thing is it learned the git format like that. shas being hex, emails in <>, and those are all heavy pg committers

# ? Mar 5, 2016 06:22

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Pardot posted:

cool thing is it learned the git format like that. shas being hex, emails in <>, and those are all heavy pg committers

nice

also lol "Remove serious patch"

e: are the hashes literally generated by the markov chain too? like those arent real hashes from the commits you fed it?

# ? Mar 5, 2016 06:24

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Pardot posted:

code:

commit 3005623dd93cce6120ce1de1fee36a07fd53b83c
Author: Bruce Momjian <bruce@momjian.us>
Date:   Thu Oct 2 19:01:19 2000 +0000

    Update TODO list.

commit ff8b9e04dcc3b9c3a7fd146ad77eba6ae548
Author: Tom Lane <tgl@sss.pgh.pa.us>
Date:   Sat Apr 8 14:23:47 2000 +0000

    Imprement bug record musing construct values (upstrock 'pose bs to be few
    record the non-last dight one yot the envor to use by zero to resulted a
    not test.  I fause does  and evalues for a select jeding recordat
    is case collation cleanup canons overrow so it avoids objects of a reason, eq brg block on
    xilence optionally better warting down could hak no longer other when the
    SQLtMMICTAIN in the allocated and memostry are ablus because resulting nnw
    be extensibly.  Also menage of new it houk_escan API ADd id newer of
    the inserted to even in the pg_dump as performance statement other
    postgres.  Per werch plperl.  Assocating by approperly need the conflicting
    to the SET I struce feature default-platforms.
    
commit 52f2733b67eb72639dc0e39d8a440de228297f19
Author: Peter Eisentraut <peter_e@gmx.net>
Date:   Sat Aug 20 14:00:45 2007 +0000

    Remove serious patch: replacing with cases in pgsql_empty array, from
    MemoryCosmetical aspected node:
    Magnus Hagander

cool thing is it learned the git format like that. shas being hex, emails in <>, and those are all heavy pg committers

ball

er

# ? Mar 5, 2016 07:24

coffeetable: Feb 5, 2006; TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Snapchat A Titty posted:

e: are the hashes literally generated by the markov chain too? like those arent real hashes from the commits you fed it?

it's an rnn, not a mc. mc wouldn't be able to indent things consistently (context isn't long enough)

see

http://karpathy.github.io/2015/05/21/rnn-effectiveness/
https://github.com/jcjohnson/torch-rnn

# ? Mar 5, 2016 07:39

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

coffeetable posted:

it's an rnn, not a mc. mc wouldn't be able to indent things consistently (context isn't long enough)

see

http://karpathy.github.io/2015/05/21/rnn-effectiveness/
https://github.com/jcjohnson/torch-rnn

oh double nice

# ? Mar 5, 2016 08:06

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

What's the link to that one site that has the auto-generated nonsense motivational/inspirational images with text on them.

# ? Mar 5, 2016 15:06

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Snapchat A Titty posted:

What's the link to that one site that has the auto-generated nonsense motivational/inspirational images with text on them.

Facebook dot com

# ? Mar 5, 2016 15:23

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

maniacdevnull posted:

Facebook dot com

no man there was a paper about pseudo-profound babble or something, and someone else made it output poo poo on images of beaches and mountains

it was like

Letting Go Is Sometimes A Thing
on top of an image of idk the milky way

# ? Mar 5, 2016 15:25

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

my heart is like a mountain of stone

love & feelings are best kept inside the bark of a tree

etc

# ? Mar 5, 2016 15:27

AWWNAW: Dec 30, 2008

https://twitter.com/deepdrumpf

# ? Mar 5, 2016 15:40

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

aaaa GIS just has a bunch of try hard poo poo about farts and dead babies

# ? Mar 5, 2016 15:43

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

it was like a site where you could click or refresh and it kept shooting out pure gold.

# ? Mar 5, 2016 15:47

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

i think it may use the deepak chopra generator possibly
http://www.snopes.com/2015/12/04/reception-detection-pseudo-intellectual/

the study is trash, but whatever generator whoever cooked up was so much funnnn

# ? Mar 5, 2016 16:09

Fayez Butts: Aug 24, 2006

can someone make a Weird Twitter Bot pls

# ? Mar 6, 2016 00:10

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 12:21

vodkat: Jun 30, 2012; cannot legally be sold as vodka

coffeetable posted:

it's an rnn, not a mc. mc wouldn't be able to indent things consistently (context isn't long enough)

see

http://karpathy.github.io/2015/05/21/rnn-effectiveness/
https://github.com/jcjohnson/torch-rnn

I'm playing around with these at the moment but I still haven't got anything I'm happy with. Charter rnn seems to work fine but takes ages to run since I don't have a gpu. Torch-rnn is much faster and efficient but the output so far has mostly been unusable.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 14:29

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