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Jul 20, 2000
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shit wizard dad

MRBot is one of my favourite Twitter things

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/768298201958842370

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/789076401345351680

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/801005761362935808

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/815628090629976064

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/816676217818529792

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Powaqoatse posted:

yahoo questions

https://mobile.twitter.com/yahooanswerstxt

is funny enough straight from the horses mouth without any tinkering.

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shit wizard dad

these are mostly nonsensical but occasionally make me lol

https://twitter.com/autocompletejok/status/828110161751453696

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https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/830009102306795521

:eyepop:

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canis minor posted:

Either way they're discussing on the same level, and it's beautiful.

`You figure the little computer pulled
him out of it? In that French hospital?'
`I figure Wintermute,' Case said.
She nodded.
`Thing is,' he said, `do you think he knows he was Corto,
before? I mean, he wasn't anybody in particular, by the time
he hit the ward, so maybe Wintermute just...'
`Yeah. Built him up from go. Yeah...' She turned and
they walked on. `It figures. You know, the guy doesn't have
any life going, in private. Not as far as I can tell.

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https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/835703305464512514

:madmax:

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https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/835851935123189761

Actual irl burst of lols, thanks WYR

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shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/wyr_bot/status/842420443155951616

lorf :o:

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shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/844171786539405314

drat :prepop:

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shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/846437006053912577

I love them both!?!

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shit wizard dad

lol from

https://nmpositive.tumblr.com/post/158976010886/superheroes-designed-by-neural-network

I trained the neural network to generate superhero names, based on the list from this site. I thought the database was going to be way too small, but the network proved me wrong.

Speet Stank
Red Fart
Mister Man
Rad Food
Sapgirl
Woop
Ann Man
Boomss
Boark II
Supperman
Superbore
Slonk
Lid Man
Green Hooter II
Starm Surper
Shartar
Goons
Nana
Rider Farm
Captain In
Redink
Wolver Man
Wizler

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shit wizard dad

OldAlias posted:

Completely Meat Circle
Ordering this pizza tonight

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now available from thinkgeek, a pork flavoured Kleenex for the discerning redditors post-fap cleanup.

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http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/159211716882/the-neural-network-invents-fruit-names-that-may

quote:

The neural network invents fruit names that may not catch on.

I’ve been training a neural network (based on this open-source neural network framework from Andrej Karpathy) on datasets from recipes, to lists of Pokemon, to superhero names. I decided to see if it could invent names for new fruit varieties - I fed it a list of apple, peach, pear, plum, and cherry varieties, and asked it to generate more.

It obliged. But I’m not sure any of these are going to catch on:

Sunbrown
Stanker
Pork Gala
Horspest
Shivercell
Hencough
Moregall
Brown Soften
Ruby Wally
Ruck
Nagtort
Blee Red
Redcells
Zuby Glong
Zeelcher
Hacker Gala
Soften Fuji
Klunk 134
Horking

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https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/849505117510520837

:ohdear:

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Doom Mathematic posted:

Does it count as a failure if every single one of those catches on?

nmn challenge: pick a word and use it in conversation (to make it easier it doesn't have to be fruit-related)

I'm going with huh, look at this egg how narrow it it, that's called a Hencough you know

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shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/sloganotron/status/850010038223634435

I would buy this product

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shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/850106111583821824

:unsmigghh:

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shit wizard dad

/sits down for morning break

/ok what's the twits today

https://twitter.com/magicrealismbot/status/850169538721202177

audible lomarfs in the office

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shit wizard dad

New D&D magic spells, designed by neural network

I’ve trained this open-source neural network framework on a variety of datasets, including recipes, Pokemon, knock-knock jokes, and pick up lines.

Here’s the latest: a list of 365 different spells you can cast in Dungeons and Dragons.

It’s a really small dataset, actually - so small that in almost no time at all, it learned to reproduce the original input data verbatim, in order. But by setting the “temperature” flag to a really high value (i.e. it has a higher chance of NOT going with its best guess for the next character in the phrase), I can at least induce spelling mistakes. Then the neural network has to try to recover from these, with often entertaining results.

I give you: D&D magic spells, designed by neural network

Moss Healing Word
Hold Mouse
Barking Sphere
Heat on Farm
True Steake
Finger of Enftebtemang
Fomend’s Beating Sphere
Purping Lightsin
Farming
Wrathful Hound
Q’s Invisibility
Cow of Auraly
Mind Blark
Stone Share
Puijune Magic Furs
Grove of Plants
Conjure Velemert
Vicious Markers
End Wall
Mous of Farts
Cursing
Gland Growth


http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/159363915392/new-dd-magic-spells-designed-by-neural-network

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shit wizard dad

the choice is clear

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/852733335449198593

:o:

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punctual satanists rep

also

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/853639433408655362

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Apr 16, 2017

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https://twitter.com/youtubeartifact/status/853949532475985920

:aaa:

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yospos.txt

https://twitter.com/feud_exe/status/855282653620084736

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when the anime process goes wrong

https://twitter.com/youtubeartifact/status/856466032185274369

:ohdear:

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https://twitter.com/howtodoesthing/status/856531943671857152

drat son spit on it a bit at least

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https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/857081981108146179

you might think the choice is obvious but then HEY There can be only one and someone chops off ya fuckin head.

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https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/857444418189754371

a wolf with jesus shorts

Moooddddssss

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Jul 20, 2000
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tfw ur head is a gourd

https://twitter.com/youtubeartifact/status/857825054310137858

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:madmax:

https://twitter.com/howtodoesthing/status/858384129796313088

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dear abby column

written using a predictive text user interface

source: all dear abby columns tagged ‘teens’

animated by jamie loftus

method: program supplied 15 word options for me at each step. i wrote sentences a word at a time, then used my favorite full sentences to make the column. the animator jamie loftus then interpreted the results.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORBykwU_37g

transcript:

Q: dear abby im a teenager because i have become mopey and im afraid something is wrong with my 18-year-old twin sons who have been having unprotected sex in california.

A: i receive letters from individuals who have been getting stoned with their daughters as a way of trying to be more interested in their lives. i think thats not the right attitude. it is important to be ashamed of the members of your family.

Q: dear abby i have been divorced for more than 20 minutes and i have become depressed and i want to go back to the way it was just a few hours ago.

A: if you are feeling depressed ask yourself this: is something wrong with your feelings? is something wrong with you? should you have a serious emotional turmoil thats going to help you feel unsafe? your parents should decide what is the reason for the way you are experiencing all this young people stress. your mother may be able to get a counselor at your school that is sad to talk to.

Q: dear abby please help me figure out what i should do about my feelings. im in love with my friend who is 72 with a job at the hospital and my mom is cheating on me with my dad.

A: strongly you should force your mother to be your friend. if she doesnt take care of your feelings you can order her to make you feel like a particular genre of music. when she finally pulls out of the family your father will become pregnant with you and you will be born.

Q: dear abby im afraid of the car dear abby im having trouble sending pictures of my hair to the police dear abby i want a job please give me a job.

A: you have been diagnosed with the problem of the internet. you have been caught in the dark of a mental illness and your feelings are experiencing so much emotional pain. you are going through a phase of something in a situation of the internet.

http://objectdreams.tumblr.com/post/160590436889/dear-abby-column-written-using-a-predictive-text

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shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/howtodoesthing/status/863848992249188352

Ideal for America!

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shit wizard dad

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/160776374467/new-paint-colors-invented-by-neural-network



Tag urself im Burble Simp

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shit wizard dad

film noir scene

written using a predictive text interface

source: screenplays for ‘the maltese falcon’ and ‘the big sleep’

method: 12 word options at each step. stage directions used to write the stage directions. dialogue for the dialogue. arranged and formatted in final draft.


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shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/feud_exe/status/866743156058062848

/nods in agreement

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Captain Foo posted:

greenpos is out, greentoss is in

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https://mobile.twitter.com/ExpandingBot/status/867113680042962944

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http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/161131639137/80s-action-figures-designed-by-neural-network

Trent Troop, an indie toy designer who blogs at therobotmonster.tumblr.com and bmogtoys.tumblr.com and also runs https://www.facebook.com/prizeinsidetoys/, gave me a list of about 3,700 action figures from the 1980s and 1990s, from lines including Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, G.I. Joe, Transformers, and My Little Pony.

I give you: 80′s action figures, designed by neural network. I remember there were lots of ninja toys and battle toys in the 1980s, but I don’t remember the stank-themed toys, to be honest.


Stanker
Action Bun
Sanesaur
Bull-Bat
Stenky
Slorp
Stan Bad
Bluck-ing Ding Tark
Slimetrat
Ninja Rain
Flarg
Ninja Rat
Shy Moat
Stank Spenker
Pumble Cat
Catrain
Fracken
Narkle
Alter Pant
Danky
Stalking Spanking Narlo-tie Dere
Shark Troll
Storm Shrek
Treed Trooper
Arnon Prombot
Rotercomming Pingaling
Mama
Mindlick
Claw Wind
Strong Boot
Potter Stank
Sharkstorm
Head Snarp
Blue Man
Casthean Cuttlebat
Disky Thik Topping Toth Ottamus Prime
Sewer Man with Slagg Light
Battle Command Master Cramp
Viperlord
Crustillar
Blaster with Man Dreads
Rench Beast
Cobra Funk
Headstank
Burble Beast
Battle Battle Action Master Growl Teom
Strawberry Shorttake with Burdball
Battle Bong
Snack Blast
Spocky Man
Princess Pow
Princess Backing Punch
Slothar
Surfer Bat

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I am of course Disky Thik Topping Toth Ottamus Prime

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spankmeister posted:

goddamn they are all so good

I'd love to see one of the creative forums mods do a weekly challenge thing where you have to illustrate your favourite NN action figure, I'm sure we have some decent artists here on the forums.

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