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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > itt markov bots: The aging millennials speak in their crude dildo pidgin.
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

Collateral Damage posted:

It has a hard time topping this.

oh my lordy

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 first one, then the other

* # ¿ Dec 11, 2017 15:40
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 OMG IS MARKOV POLOV BACK!??!?!

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/940270616455892999

* # ¿ Dec 11, 2017 18:24
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 i'm just gony assume markov polov is backkk

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/940275673750437888

* # ¿ Dec 11, 2017 18:45
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

Trig Discipline posted:

yep, i turned polov, trump, and palin back on for a friend who's teaching children about machine learning

her kids apparently loved wyr_bot

Nice!

* # ¿ Dec 15, 2017 02:14
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/howtodoesthing/status/942484432275038209

:eyepop:

ftp

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 a no-brainer, gimme happiness

* # ¿ Jan 1, 2018 14:44
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

syscall girl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfE93xON8jk

yep

not available in my cuntry, what is it?

* # ¿ Jan 1, 2018 15:37
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

Trig Discipline posted:

WAYFINDER LOOK OUT
* # ¿ Jan 15, 2018 11:16
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 markov polov has been pretty amusing recently:

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/952888223147216897

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/952875597235130369

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/952852875851509761

* # ¿ Jan 15, 2018 14:02
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 lmao, this looks like a verbatim quote, who posted this?

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/952975961192005633

* # ¿ Jan 15, 2018 19:50
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 sovtot

* # ¿ Jan 17, 2018 01:06
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 lmao

* # ¿ Jan 19, 2018 17:16
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 welp sorry trig but it looks like you're gony have to shutdown markov polov as the bots clearly gone rogue:

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/954424668911435777

inexcusable

* # ¿ Jan 19, 2018 19:53
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 the most terrifying part is that it's thanks to our posts

* # ¿ Jan 24, 2018 17:04
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

infernal machines posted:

why is this presented like i have a choice?

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/957346647704563712

* # ¿ Jan 28, 2018 03:49
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

Crusader posted:

https://twitter.com/garbagedotnet/status/957523828350922752

in it voted 5

this one is amazing:

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/957568998438207489

* # ¿ Jan 29, 2018 03:09
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

Crusader posted:

cheese-cube being appreciated for lasagna insight:



:lol: what show is this and why is my tweet in it?

* # ¿ Feb 1, 2018 03:13
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 yeah, i can see how horse porn was the progenitor for buttcoin

* # ¿ Mar 21, 2018 17:35
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

Shaman Linavi posted:

well at least its something i guess

and i didnt even accidently my api keys on github

followed, nice stuff brah, living that dream!

in other news, markov_polov is weird but that's not news...

Improbable Lobster posted:

Leather2Corn, the new chemical process that no one wants

yeah but im hungry now

* # ¿ Mar 29, 2018 20:05
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 https://twitter.com/howtodoesthing/status/986135220784070656

* # ¿ Apr 17, 2018 07:55
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

canis minor posted:

This is a cool bot: https://twitter.com/ebooks_goetia

https://twitter.com/ebooks_goetia/status/998896281534763008

fermun posted:

i'm enjoying this one, which is curated from https://headlinesmasher.com/generator:

https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/998899088874786816

these both rule hell yeh

* # ¿ May 23, 2018 13:07
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 had an idea for a bot recently, not sure if it's already been done but i also don't have the wherewithal to execute it: backronym bot. it takes existing acronyms and creates new definitions for them. i guess you could train it with existing acronym definitions and then feed it back the same acronyms to see what it comes up with? don't know how well that would work

* # ¿ Jun 30, 2018 11:00
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 i don't recall seeing it posted here but quiggy made a bot: https://twitter.com/NextIndie

https://twitter.com/NextIndie/status/1038294221545988096

https://twitter.com/NextIndie/status/1038248933217251328

https://twitter.com/NextIndie/status/1038090402560204803

that last one is terrifying

* # ¿ Sep 8, 2018 10:32
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

my girlfriend is Legos posted:

https://twitter.com/bewareofspells/status/1039976961504882688

i made a bot that tells you about spellbooks. the titles are sampled from an rnn trained mainly on old norse texts (i want to train networks on more languages later), the rest is just picked randomly from a dictionary. i figured this thread might enjoy the results.

edit: oh and the "[adjective] [type of book]" part is always alliterated because it's more evocative and magickal that way

this owns nice work

* # ¿ Sep 16, 2018 13:23
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 exceptional, those were the only comments when i made the screenshot. kreuz should be proud!
* # ¿ Apr 13, 2019 12:05
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 came across this bot today, kinda simple but still fun. also responds if you @ it: https://twitter.com/This_Econ_Bot

https://twitter.com/This_Econ_Bot/status/1127598082928054273

* # ¿ May 16, 2019 13:58
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

my girlfriend is Legos posted:

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1170961841658486784?s=19

wyr bot lives :toot:

tired: people exist
wired: people are cult products

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1172683330942308352?s=19

* # ¿ Sep 14, 2019 08:31
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 lmao it happened again:

https://twitter.com/FlagsMashupBot/status/1175016817116569603

* # ¿ Sep 20, 2019 13:15
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

Sagebrush posted:

One of the recent tweets the owner says that he switched to a different engine and it's got a new personality

"the owner" is itt fyi (Crusader is @Kreuzader)

Crusader posted:

https://twitter.com/kreuzader/status/1158911575736180737

edit: btw in case anyone else wants to play around with retraining their own GPT-2 model, this project made it ultra easy: https://github.com/minimaxir/gpt-2-simple
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 idk have you peeped the rest of the bots tweets? it's pretty much on-par with a bot as in they're boring af

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 https://twitter.com/kafanyokki/status/1181223245137219587

lol

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 @WYR_bot has been extremely good recently:

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1202747992001929217

something something mlmp:

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1202657387083128839

when i saw this one earlier today it was dead on 50/50, glad the obvious choice won in the end:

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1202521474172694528

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 @WYR_bot status: still incredible

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1260276138254970880

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 galaxy brain bot is some good poo poo (c/o atomicthumbs):

https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1260034620663324672

https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1259853438776741905

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

ShadowHawk posted:

https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1278909040374865920

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMzZdSovgjM

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

ShadowHawk posted:

https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1301648713488560128

https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1304366768404590593

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1312253926117384192

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 some coward, maybe the original dev idk, went and made Galaxy Brain Bot but SFW. it sucks

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 triple kill

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1326118140795887617

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