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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Lamebot posted:

I'd wish for him to fly into a black holeevent horizon on the far side of the universe. I have now banished this malevolent spirit.

He creates a black hole one hundred quintillion times more massive that the entire universe. It pulls him in and then everything else in existence into it nanoseconds later. Great job, rear end in a top hat.


Me, I'd wish for a million bucks. And then when the genie conjures a herd of white-tails I laugh at him, because my plan was to slaughter the deer and sell the venison. Truly he is the fool.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

walgreenslatino posted:

It is illegal to sell meat from wild game, your laughter rings hollow to the wise genie

It's not wild, it's magical, and there ain't no law about selling magic meat.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Berk Berkly posted:

My pimp would unagree.

I would wish that your pimp wasn't so mean. :(

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
What happens if I ask the genie to poz my neg hole?

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