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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > What would you ask a malicious genie?
 
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Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


 I wish every human being who currently owns financial assets or property with a combined value of more than five million United States dollars at the current market value immediately bursts into flame and dies a horrible screaming death.

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Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.

Fried Chicken posted:

That reminds me:
"I want you to destroy the MIRI/"Bayesian rationalist"/"Dark Enlightenment" movement, with all its members suffering immensely and becoming laughing stocks before dying, with their ideas and scams never again being taken up in the course of history"

Yudkowsky already cries himself to sleep every night because he's convinced the real reason he's such a lame o is that the real Yud in the real world didn't donate enough money to MIRI and the robot devil is torturing our world's version in AI hell forever.

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Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


 I think if you wished for perpetually enflamed herpes the genie wouldn't bother making it worse so same rule applies.

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