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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > What would you ask a malicious genie?
 
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Celot
Jan 14, 2007

 I wish I were an inch taller

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Celot
Jan 14, 2007

 I think that the legalistic wishes are actually multiple wishes, because they have "and" in them.

I wish I could be transported back in time to the year 1999. I wish I could have my mind transferred into my 1999 self. I wish I could have that whole process repeated any time I like just by drinking a can of diet RC cola.

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Celot
Jan 14, 2007

Undead Hippo posted:

Have you ever read the Kurt Vonnegut novel "Timequake"? Everybody in the world has their consciousness sent back 10 years in time, only to realise that their actions are deterministic and that they repeat every action they had previously done, step by step, with their consciousness not directing matters.

If at any point you drank a can of diet RC cola since 1999 that wish also leads you into an infinite and eternal time loop, where you observe the actions taken between 1999 and your can of cola, powerless to do anything. Forever. (This will happen anyway, even if you didn't drink the cola, as your deterministic body makes the same time loop causing wish in 2016, over and over again.)

Actually I would have died after the first wish. I would be transported back in time, but not in space to 1999. I would find that the earth has moved and I am just floating out in space with seconds to live.

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Celot
Jan 14, 2007

 I wish that modus ponens is invalid.

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