What would you ask a malicious genie?

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Sialia posted:

Ah, but there would be something like that. After all, your malicious genie knew such a thing would happen, so he made the sink invulnerable to time, nor rust, nor physical destruction of any kind. There will always be cracks the sink can slip through, us being humans.

Take for example the archaeological dig instead. They have found the sink and a selection of our old earth coins from pre-spaceflight/nuclear holocaust/whatever. They drop one of the coins into the sink.
Who knows what some pimply, weedy intern working on an archaeological dig is going to wish as he fumbles over ancient, priceless coins and drops them all over the place like a clumsy fuckwit? It would happen eventually.

Yeah, well, Infinite Karma would be dead by then unless they wished for immortality, which is a stupid wish that's easy to twist into something terrible.

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OwlFancier posted:

The entire middle eased is immediately reduced to a temperature of zero kelvin, condenses into a single, infinitely dense ball of Bose-Einstein condensate, and destroys all life on earth.

Worth it!

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Beaters posted:

I'd wish for Texas to be given back to Mexico.

Same, but Arizona instead.

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