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Keshik
Oct 27, 2000

i'd wish for all the powers normally attributed to Superman, with none of the vulnerabilities

i'd wish for unlimited and unfettered access to free vindaloo and free tacos that extend my lifespan by rejuvenating my youth

and finally i'd wish for the smell and sound of my farts to make human women fall head-over-heels in love with me




praise be to the fartking of earth, they'd say

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Keshik
Oct 27, 2000

OwlFancier posted:

I think that's the backstory of warhammer 40k. Golden Throne is actually a big crapper that feeds you vindaloo. Astronomicon is psychic fart cloud visible from space.

makes sense, all the psykers they "sacrifice" for the golden throne are just meat

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