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Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

I think if we're to figure out how to best the Genie, maybe we should look at the consequences of more "naive" wishes. As a case study I'd like to look at what would happen to Skee-Lo, were he to encounter such a being.

We know that, as mentioned previously in the thread, if he were to be made a little bit taller, his spine would be painfully dislocated. Here are the remaining wishes:

I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a '64 impala

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Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

You get turned into a kitchen implement for cutting melon. You remain sentient but cannot taste the melon.

Mugged and beaten by furry armed with stick.


Personally I figure that his girl that looked good he called would probably have him arrested for stalking, and his basketball career would be a poo poo contract in Lithuania, but I hadn't considered Mellon Ballers or Furry Muggings. Very nice.

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